Are Vampire Slayers Real?

Are There Vampire Hunters Like Buffy The Vampire Slayer?
Vampire SlayerFor any of our regular readers it’s obvious that vampires are real.  Therefore it’s only logical that Vampire Slayers, or Vampire Hunters, are real as well.  Some Vampire Slayers mindlessly hunt down any nocturnal blood sucker of the immortal sort regardless of their ill intent or lack thereof.  Most however tend to investigate their vampire of interest, or judge in the spur of the moment within precarious situations. Clearly a Vampire blatantly biting into the jugular of a screaming human is grounds for a stake to the heart!  Without such obvious situations a wise Slayer can recognize a blight to humanity versus a potential powerful ally who would have personal insights into vampires psychology, physiology, and personal habits.

Most vampire slayers tend to be solely dedicated to eradicating the dark vampire scourgeBlade The Dhampir Vampire Hunter from the Earth rather than taking on other paranormal beings.  Vampire Slayers that expand their fight to all evil entities generally just call themselves a paranormal or supernatural warrior, or crime fighter. Sometimes even a supernatural slayer. After all these calamitous creatures are waging a war, and committing crimes against helpless humanity! Slayers are almost always Immortals, super humans, witches, or have some type of powers to combat vampires.  Some may even be Demi-Vampires, otherwise known as Dhamphirs.  These rare human-vampire hybrids have the advantage of sensing when a vampire is near, and picking them out of human crowd.  Their enhanced physical and mental abilities also aid in their quest to quell vampire violence against humans. They are the closest thing to a natural Vampire Slayer.

A lesser number of Vampire Hunters are normal humans as seen in the video below.  In that case they tend to use hardcore hardware that spews forth silver bullets (full or plated) to subdue a vampire before staking it in the heart to end it’s existence.  Vampire slayers can be male, or female despite the TV series “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” having only female hunters.  Of course in that show Slayers seem to be a certain breed of human while in fact no paranormal beings are actually classified as “Vampire Slayers”.  It’s merely a title bestowed upon themselves. However some are born into families who pass down their knowledge of vampire hunting in the hopes of their children continuing the family tradition of protecting people from the living dead of the lowest demonic denomination.

Whether they have powers, or not, Vampire Slayers generally carry the standard tools of Watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer Onlinethe trade. Those items known to repel or destroy vampires. This includes the iconic wooden stake along with silver bullet loaded, or even hickory bullet loaded guns. There’s also the various religious artifacts such as holy water, holy oil, crosses, and crucifixes. There’s also the herbs Vervain, and garlic.  Speaking of garlic Vampire Hunters without powers tend to eat a lot of garlic while also wearing it. This ends up being unpleasant for both fellow humans, and vampires alike!  Too much garlic almost creates a shield around a person thereby repelling a vampire since it makes them quite nauseous. If the vampire is especially powerful, and fights past the garlic they will surely be sickened by the noxious tasting garlic infused blood they encounter!  Those ingesting special supernatural solutions of Vervain can seriously poison, or kill a vampire in an almost Trojan Horse manner. Ω

A Real Human Vampire Slayer In Action With Hardcore Hardware

The legendary twenty something Vampire Slayer Amanda Liberty of Florida valiantly battles the dark forces that lurk among the moonlit shadows. Clad in a bikini top, camo pants, and silver bullet belt, she protects humanity from the supernatural scourges that plague us!

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    • What’s funny is that Father Tom stopped by the office today, and was totally red faced when he ran into me. He was all nervous, stuttering, and couldn’t look me in the eye. I was wearing a white blouse without a bra, and “accidentally” spilled water all over my chest. Would you believe it became see through? Tom totally stopped talking, and stared at my breasts for a number of seconds before running away. 😆

      Then Zack Powers comes in straight from high school, and is staring at me like this 😯 Xavier walks past just then looking at Zack, and saying,”Get to work perv!” Then Xavier says to me,”For the love of God would you stop exposing your breasts to everybody!” I just laughed, and put on a sweater I had in my office.

      I heard later on that Father Tom was asking Xavier if he personally knew the Vampire Slayer Amanda Liberty because he wanted to “bless” her in her fight against evil. Yeah right Father! We don’t know her but we could run into her at various paranormal investigator conferences. I know Hunter Jackson, our ex-Navy Seal, thinks she’s cool, and wants to meet her since he’s usually the only member of our team to use guns.

    • Like Rebecca said Father Tom seemed very interested in Amanda. He wanted to help her utilize the Lords power rather than guns in the battle against supernatural evil. Clearly he has a thing for Amanda. I think he’s coming unwrapped at the seams, and is lusting for several women at the moment.

  1. Hi you two! 🙂 LOL Well.. Seems father Tom might have to find a love of his very own. I really don’t see any sin in that. He should know that. It’s in his human nature to desire beautiful women when he see’s em. 😉 Rebecca you could probably tempt the pants off the gods and Devil. (Sorry Xavier) But she’s beautiful. You’re a very lucky man to have her. And she’s lucky to have you as well.

    Father Tom if you read this. God would easily forgive you for wanting to be loved and to give your love to another. 🙂

    • Tom truly believes in the Catholic religion, and feels he can only be married to Jesus. Yeah it sounds kind of deranged. 🙂 We can’t offend him, and let him know that these religions are man made, and that their real power comes from the human collective consciousness that believes in them. Still they’re based on some truth like Jesus is the son of God. The whole Priests can’t marry thing is totally made up. God isn’t sadistic, and wouldn’t give someone urges they have to deny their whole life. I stopped by the Church the other day after hours, and the confessional was rocking around. I got in, and said “Father forgive me for I have sinned.” He was clearly startled as he stuttered, “Yes my child” and then I heard the sound of a zipper. I can’t imagine what he was doing in there. LOL! I then went into detail about how I touch myself at night, and fantasize about fornication. I swear I heard the zipper sound again after that. 😀 He gave me some hail Mary’s, and some Lords prayers to say. I pretended to leave with some fake footsteps, and then the confessional started rocking again. LOL!

    • Xavier knows my charms come in handy in our cases. I’ve lulled a number of evil men into submission so they can be taken down easily. I’ve never met a God so who knows. I sure wouldn’t want to meet the Devil!

  2. Is Amanda a superhuman vampire slayer, or a human? Where can I contact or meet her? I live in florida and I want to help her (and anyone) fighting supernatural evil.

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