Did Santa Claus Ever Meet Jesus Christ?

Yes Santa Claus has indeed met Jesus Christ, the first son of the Omniverse God, on several occasions. This includes the one time Santa was in Heaven upon his death at the hands of the Anti-Claus on December 6th, 343 AD.  However that wasn’t the first time he met the most famous Demi-God, and Vice-Lord of the Omniverse.  Despite being born almost 235 years after the death of Christ Santa was able to meet Jesus via time travel.  As a Demi-Angel Santa, or Nicholas at the time, accidentally stumbled upon his developing chronokinetic powers at age 16 when he uncontrollably traveled fifteen minutes back in time to meet himself.  Naturally 15 minutes before that happened he was shocked to meet his future self.

After that he began practicing time travel but he found the further back he traveled the more energy was drained from him. He also found himself greatly weakened, and in need of ever longer recovery times.  At age 19 he finally traveled back to the year 1 AD to meet the Baby Jesus, and officially become apart of the First Christmas! At age 26 he visited Jesus when he was about 30, and then at age 32 Santa went back to witness the Crucifixion of the Lord’s son. When speaking of this he begins to weep, and says it was the most horrific thing he ever saw! Santa openly admits he went back earlier in an effort to save Jesus from the Romans. However Jesus himself implored Santa to let history take its predestined course.

At age 37 Saint Nicholas visited Jesus at the time of his Resurrection, and ascension to Heaven. On this special trip he brought his friend the Easter Bunny with him.  In later centuries Santa partook of repeat visits upon Jesus to various times in his life.  However he was limited to a certain amount so as not to pollute the timeline.  Clearly at some point Santa would be mentioned in the Bible if he kept visiting Jesus.  Now he only pays homage once a century.  Usually to pray before the Baby Jesus at ever greater distances so as not to run into his past visiting selves.  It’s said he will probably halt that tradition as there are at least a dozen Santa’s in or around the birthsite of the Christ child. Although he could possibly appear invisibly in astral spirit form.

Santa Claus is one of the few people on Earth who can pray to Jesus Christ, and actually get a spoken reply.  Although he keeps the direct prayers to Jesus minimal so as not to annoy him. Plausibly the Vice-Lord Christ gets trillions of prayers from Parallel Universes, and Multiverses within the greater Omniverse! Usually he just prays to God who almost never answers anyone directly.  However Santa Claus says on one occasion God whispered,”I’m proud of you my Son.”  This brought a tear of joy to Santa’s eye.  In addition he does communicate with Angels as well including his Archangel Father Sarandiel, and his human Mother Marcia now an Angel in Heaven.  Both return on occasion in biological form to visit him.  Although they more often appear as pure energy ghost like beings.

Santa eagerly awaits the return of Jesus at the conclusion of Armageddon.  However he makes a point of inviting him to Christmas, and Easter dinners every so often in the hopes of him taking biological form.  In his eyes it would be the highest honor, and most beloved guest to have second only to God himself. It’s rumored Jesus Christ will appear at Santa’s Christmas dinner in spiritual form not long before the final battle of Armageddon.

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One Response to Did Santa Claus Ever Meet Jesus Christ?

  1. quaderrius says:

    You mean anti-claus not antichrist

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