The video above is a hilarious parody of Jesus Christ’s last days. Jesus attempts to deal with a Terminator sent back in time to save his life. After being very frustrated with the Arnold Cyborg it appears Jesus finally reprogrammed him. The Terminator allowed Jesus to be crucified as per his command. So has anything like this happened for real? Jesus Christ was the Demi-God son of the Omniverse God. One of many sons and daughters he had. Christ was here to experience life as a human in this particular Parallel Universe. Some unknown force, possibly from outside this Omniverse, weakened him. This made him vulnerable to the Romans who ultimately crucified him.
In the ancient secret supernatural record there is mention of some individuals who were clearly time travelers. A few who blatantly stated as much. Some wanted to save Jesus from being crucified while others wanted him dead. The ones who targeted Christ for termination were no match for his Demigod powers! There is no evidence that any of them was a cyborg or android. One Christian cult that resided on another planet in the year 2841 kidnapped Jesus to their planet in the future! They wanted him to be their personal God. Naturally he immediately set them straight and returned to his own time. He also stopped all other attempts at interfering in the natural order of things. The life he was meant to experience here. Even if his death wasn’t exactly what he expected. There was no intention to create a religion in his name nor the holiday of Christmas. That is why Santa Claus became such a central figure in the hallowed holiday. Despite not having a big ego Jesus does fully support the celebrating of his birthday as it instills goodwill in humankind.