What Happens To Vampires In Prison?

Vampire PrisonIf a Vampire ends up in jail there are concerns such as sunlight exposure, medical exams, and blood consumption without anyone noticing.  Really though escape from a standard jail would be a snap for any vampire. However it would be next to impossible for a vampire to end up in a non-paranormal prison against their will.  Overpowering, and/or hypnotizing law enforcement isn’t a big deal for even a newbie vamp.  Although there can be inadvertent religious artifacts present, or a previous battle that weakened them.  There could also be too many humans on the scene to compel, and they want to maintain the human life they’ve built for themselves rather than moving on to a new identity.  That is the plight of immortals, such as vampires, who wish to lead somewhat normal lives.

In the secret supernatural community there are a number of specialized prisons designed to hold paranormal beings including vampires.  These private prisons exist in lieu of any official all encompassing metaphysical government. However there is a first generation vampire royalty headquartered out of Transylvania that has created a supernatural shadow government of sorts.  Some vampires accept their authority since the spirit of freedom lives on in most immortals.  Vampires who personally disrespect a royal, or defy their authority are the ones most likely to end up in prison. Those who threaten to expose vampires to the world, whether on purpose, or by their own idiocy, are dealt justice in a swift manner via Enforcers! Such unruly vampires are either executed, buried alive, or kept as an unwilling court jester via hypnotic compelling. They can also be put in a dungeon with intermittent sun exposure, and denial of blood as a punishment! A life sentence for a vampire can truly be a living hell that could go on for countless centuries!

Amnesia Can Spare A Vampire Trouble In Prison
There have been cases of vampires who suffered from temporary amnesia for various reasons. Our very own Drake Alexander was blown up in an extraterrestrial vessel in 2011, and had amnesia while making his way around Kentucky.  He was one of the 50% who actually displayed human qualities to a certain extent. It’s almost as if their vampire state is amazingly dependent on them believing they’re a supernatural being. They won’t burst into flames in sunlight, religious artifacts won’t hurt them, they eat food, don’t crave blood, and don’t display any outwardly obvious paranormal properties.  However medical exams still reveal no brain activity, no heartbeat, or any functioning human organs.  From a Doctor’s perspective they’re conducting an autopsy on an animated well preserved corpse! Sometimes this revelation triggers their memory, and they return to full vampire form. Usually though the US Paranormal Defense Agency is alerted to the unusual medical findings, and swoops in to take the vampire into top secret custody. Interestingly enough a more powerful vampire hypnotizing them into believing they’re human doesn’t work in hiding their supernatural side?

Can A Vampire Enter Another Prisoner’s Cell?
So you find yourself in prison, and the guy in the next cell over is clearly a vampire.  His cellmate is quite pale, and weak due to the nightly blood drainage!  Will you be safe in your own jail cell?  The global spell that requires vampires to be invited into your home won’t work on individual prison cells unless special measures are taken.  The issue is that a prison is public government property, and inmates are there against their will. However a prisoner can activate the global vampire invitation spell by simply declaring their cell as a willful home, and accepting they deserve to be there.

Clearly if you’re not guilty, and wrongfully incarcerated you will have to make yourself believe you’re guilty to insure your safety against a vampire intrusion.  Perhaps focusing on something you really are guilty of will work best. Recite the following while splashing holy water around the perimeter of your cell with double concentrations at the entrance.  The prison church should have some holy water handy.  Otherwise ask to see a Priest, and he can bless some water:

I declare this abode my willful home,
Within this den of iniquity I acknowledge my guilt,
I pay for my sins in blood,
(Cease holy water splashing, use a pin to prick your finger, and allow a few drops of blood to fall at the cell entrance.)  Then recite the final line:
I deny all entities of evil entry into my home unless invited!

You’re prison cell is now safe from vampires, and a variety of demonic creatures!  If by chance you do this, and suddenly your new cellmate turns out to be a vampire who hasn’t entered yet then things get interesting.  The prison guard will be trying to force him in the cell while the vampire pleads you to invite him in.  You stand there arms folded while smiling with glee as other guards begin to beat him for resisting their commands.  He may fight back, and escape or allow himself to be taken to solitary confinement which would be the best thing for all concerned! Of course there will be questions when several guards can’t even push him into the cell! If the vampire is in the cell sleeping, and you do the spell, then he will never wake up until removed from said cell. Presumably the vampire wouldn’t let you recite the incantation if he was awake.

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  1. Hey’..I found this very interesting.. 🙂 Hi guys’. How are you? I know it’s been so long since I’ve come here to read. I have allot of time on my hands. Now that I’m expecting. 🙂 I miss you so much! I found the drop of blood at the door very useful information. You know I love all of your posts. Please let me know how your all doing. I’ve tried writing you. I know how busy you guys are. Take care. And I’ll keep trying to write. Just been feeling worn out! Xoxo~ :))

    • Hi! We miss you too! 🙂 As you know our website, and our internet connection swirl amid an unpredictable trans-dimensional vortex. Sometimes it takes a while to see messages. Congratulations on your pregnancy! We’re preparing for the Halloween season as paranormal activity in on the rise. We’re also about to initiate the Yellow Alert at Mystic Investigations headquarters as the Super Harvest Tetrad Blood Moon approaches. It’s been prophesied a third battle of Armageddon will occur during the blood moon. So far no clues as to the location. It’s possible the Devil may retake Hell, and oust Dimitri Diablo as King as well.

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