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Next Catholic Pope Set To Be Evil John Paul II Demon Impersonator

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Admin — No Comments ↓

The following article was updated throughout to reflect the election of Pope Francis:

With the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI we are now at the cusp of seeing the final prophesied Catholic Pope. The video now made private gave a detailed explanation of why the next Pope will be the final one along with revealing it will be some type of evil Pope John Paul II impersonator. Most likely demonic in nature. However, it’s unlikely he will be the Anti-Christ since the Catholic Church really doesn’t have any real power over the planet. On the other hand, Catholic religious artifacts are generally the most powerful at repelling demonic entities due to it being the religion that the largest number of people on Earth believe in.

The supposed last Pope’s chosen Papal name will be “Petrus Romanus”, or Peter The Roman. Naturally the new Pope Francis, aka Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is nothing near the name the video had started. The final Pope brings us one step closer to the mother of all wars. The war of Armageddon that will be the final showdown versus the forces of supernatural good, and evil. Even if this Pope doesn’t end up looking like John Paul we will never know for sure that an evil entity possesses the next Pope, or even perhaps he will allude to being the Pope reincarnated to save the church from all its scandals, and descent into damnation. In fact, we doubt he will be a John Paul clone, or even resemble him, since this might be considered a violation of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact. We also predict the world of political correctness will come into play, and we may see the first Pope of non-European ethnicity. I guess our prediction came true with the Papal election of a Cardinal from Argentina.

If the church is destroyed by this paranormal Pope, and the masses stop believing in it, then all the Catholic religious artifacts that have been used to repel, and eradicate demonic evil will be rendered nearly useless allowing supernatural entities of evil to run rampant. Of course, there are other religions to turn to but the Catholics always have had the most powerful holy water, holy oil, Bibles, crosses, crucifixes, etc. due to so many people believing in the religion. If only humans could realize that they have the power of their souls to take command of the planet in the name of good whether it be taking back their governments, or their neighborhoods from the paranormal beings who lurk among the shadows waiting to pounce on them!

Despite the appearance of Pope Francis not living up to prophecy, he could still be demon-possessed, and he could also allude to being the reincarnation of Pope John Paul II. It would make more sense to be subtle rather than being blatant, and suddenly appearing as a resurrected Pope thereby violating the Supernatural Secrecy Pact which only expires upon the opening salvo of Armageddon. All this may prove wrong if Francis turns out not to be the last Pope. In the meantime, our paranormal investigations team will keep a watchful eye upon this new Pope to gleam of a clue of any evil that dwells from within!

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What Happened To The Earth On The 2012 Winter Solstice?

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Admin — No Comments ↓

To the average human on Earth, it appears nothing happened on the fabled 2012 Winter Solstice. However the supernatural beings of the world felt something, and those of us humans in the world of the paranormal knew what was going down as well. The Earth was very nearly destroyed by the magically cloaked planet Nibiru, aka Planet X, along with a thwarted Polar Shift that could have caused its own widespread mayhem. The galactic alignment of the Milky Way center with the Sun-Earth plane took place. The progression toward alignment over the months of 2012 had resulted in an increase in powers seen in all supernatural beings. The pinnacle of that power should have been at 11:11 AM on December 21st, 2012 yet what we saw instead was a total lack of powers across the board for one minute. Several minutes before there was a gradual weakening.

11:11 AM was the exact moment the rogue planet Nibiru was blocking and absorbing the energy of all celestial objects including the Earth itself. Does this suggest that all supernatural power derives from the Earth, Galaxy, and other celestial entities? The Earth’s energy, aka the Goddess Gaia, might be responsible for powering up some beings but certainly not all. The galaxy, sun, moon, and other objects in space might provide some power but we feel they are most likely conduits for transporting energy to this reality from the higher dimensions, and perhaps even other parts of our Universe. Beings such as vampires became weak as humans, and various non-corporeal beings such as poltergeists disappeared.

It seems the Planet Nibiru was under the complete control of its spirit the God Nibiru. Psychics on Earth could sense the fear of the Nibirun populace who are at the mercy of the Nibiru God. Unlike Earth’s spirit, the Goddess Gaia, who isn’t allowed such command, and control of the planet due to the Omniverse God having a special interest in humanity. The Nibirun’s were creations of the God Nibiru himself. He was once a higher dimensional being who was shunned from his community and imprisoned as the soul of a huge red planet. He created the Nibirun’s to amuse himself, and give purpose to his life. In the distant past, he became enamored with our Earth, aka Goddess Gaia. She spurned his love because she sensed his evil. At a time in the past where she was far more powerful, she thrust him away into deep space. Only on the winter solstice 2012 was he able to finally return to force himself on Gaia. Gaia is greatly weakened now due to all the evil supernatural, and human beings on Earth. Especially the paranormal beings that sap her power, and the humans who desecrate her body, the Earth itself. This includes widespread population, secret weather control, warfare, and the general destruction of her surface. Meanwhile, Nibiru has more power not only due to being larger and absorbing more but also the access to the power of the souls of the Nibiruns who dare not harm their God Master.

We at Mystic Investigations through the fate of the Universe acquired two swords. One of good, the Sword Of Judgement, and one of evil, the Sword Of Dagon. Their origins are shrouded in mystery but some evidence indicates they come from Earthly Gods and Demons. The Sword Of Judgement may be the product of all the various leaders of the Earthly God factions, including Celtic, Greek, Roman, etc., coming together to forge not only a sword for that can only be used for good but an alliance for the time of Armageddon. Sword Of Dagon was a creation of the Archdemon Dagon who serves on the Devil’s Unholy Counsel Of 13. He is the father of the first generation vampire, and King of The Vampire Empire known as Dagan. The Archdemon Dagon also posed as a Babylonian God known as Dagon. It’s not known what the purpose of the sword is but it’s clearly the evil counterpart of the Sword Of Judgement. It’s unknown which sword was forged first.

Various ancient scrolls led us to two ancient stone Kiosks at each of the magnetic poles north, and south. The origin of these kiosks is the same as the swords. From Earthly Gods, and Demons. Both wishing to access the power of Gaia with the swords acting as keys. At the appointed time Mystic Investigations President Xavier Remington placed the Sword Of Judgement into the North Pole Kiosk while Senior Vice-President Drake Alexander, temporarily evil at the time, simultaneously placed the Sword Of Dagon in the South Pole Kiosk. This released a gargantuan power burst from the soul of Gaia that created a massive shield around the Earth. Its blast-like appearance was so powerful that it shot Nibiru away into deep space once again. This mystical power release also halted the polar shift that was about to occur once Nibiru was away. The current whereabouts of the planet God Nibiru are currently unknown. However, it seems the Gaia power burst has fried his brain for now. In addition, the evil sword caused Drake Alexander to split into two bodies. Our original Drake, and what we call the Dark Drake. The Dark Drake is still on the loose perpetuating evil on the world. He claims to be the Second Son Of Satan here to find a prospective mate for his Father so that his brother the First may be born into this world as the Anti-Christ. The Dark Drake currently possessed the Sword Of Dagon.

After the weakened state of all supernatural beings on Earth, there was a huge power boost caused by the release of Gaia’s energy along with the re-exposure of the Galactic Alignment. These additional powers are expected to stay with most beings at least until Summer 2013. Since everyone got it there’s no additional disruption in the balance of good, and evil. So not to brag but Mystic Investigations saved the Earth…with a little help from some mystic swords. No need to thank us! We love our jobs, and are happy to save all of you out of the goodness of our hearts!

What’s Behind The Recent Dolphin Killings?

Posted on November 20, 2012 by Admin — No Comments ↓

There have been a number of recent dolphin slayings on the US Gulf Coast. These include the use of guns, and sharp implements in a despicable spree of mutilations upon some of the most intelligent and friendly creatures on Earth. Dolphins are known to be close companions of Mermaids and Merman. In fact, most descendants of the lost continent of Atlantis have one as a free-range pet of sorts. During childhood, a dolphin will choose a mermaid child and become psychically connected to them for life. Although the marine mammal is free they tend to spend a lot of time with the Mermaid, and both can call to each other telepathically. The loyalty of these special dolphins is rewarded with immortality, or at least the same life expectancy as their Mermaid friend. Since Mermaids are immortal, yet not invincible, an eternity of friendship is possible. However, if the Mermaid dies then the dolphin will lose their immortal status and die a natural death. If they are well past their natural life expectancy of no more than 50 years then they will die within hours of the magical bond being broken. If the dolphin is killed the Mermaid will not lose its immortality and die. They will however become extremely depressed and may contemplate ending their life. Sometimes they turn to magic in order to resurrect their beloved companion.

Mystic Investigations has a road team in the Gulf area investigating these outrageous atrocities! We’re also in contact with other paranormal investigators in the area. Our preliminary findings indicate that a dark practitioner of magic is behind the heinous acts of Dolphincide. A sinister Caucasian male has been spotted near some of the scenes of these horrifying incidents. He sports a red pentagram-Devil tattoo and was wearing a black robe and hood like that of a monk. We believe he’s looking for these unique mystical dolphins in order to either gain access to the Mermaid via the magical symbiotic bond or looking to activate a powerful spell of some type. This could involve a personal quest for immortality or higher magics through sacrifices of sacred beings to demons. This sick individual is thought to be a Warlock, and his mutilations seem to suggest a magical test to determine if the dolphins are enchanted by Mermaids.

If you spot a suspicious individual near a seashore or out in the ocean on a boat then immediately call your local paranormal investigators or a good practitioner of real magic. Do not approach the denizen of darkness as he is armed and extremely dangerous. If his weapons fail him he will more than likely resort to magic as a defensive tool. If humans don’t apprehend him then he will probably slip up and be taken down to the dark depths of the supernatural seas by vengeful Mermaids He’s also in danger of incurring the wrath of Sea Gods or Goddesses. This horrific serial killer must be stopped from taking advantage of the curious playful natures of Mother Earth’s most prized creations!