Tornado Rainbow Caused By Leprechaun & Unicorn

Thunderous-Tornado-RainbowA Clurichaun, aka evil Leprechaun, hunting team was on the trail of the Lilliputian purveyors of dark luck when they happened upon the awesome sight as witnessed in the video above on April 8th, 2015.  A Leprechaun-Unicorn transport rainbow appearing in the thunderous skies amid a titanic tornado.  Reports indicate that a Leprechaun was in Medicine Lodge, Kansas meeting with a group of Native Americans composed of many tribes.  A secretive supernatural group called The Wichita Warriors that specializes in fighting the forces of paranormal darkness. It seems they saved a Unicorn from a rabid group of Clurichauns attempting to use the magical creature for diabolical deeds.  The tribe partook of a special ceremony to summon the Leprechaun who took custody of the sacred Unicorn for return to safe mystical wooded havens on the Emerald Isle.

Unfortunately the Clurichauns were deeply angered by what they saw as the theft of their animal, and came after the Native American Warriors in droves.  The concentrated front of bad luck caused a massive tornado to form out of the control of local weather Goddesses, and Nymphs.  The Natives pleaded with the Leprechaun to make his escape while they held his bad luck brothers off.  The lucky little fella complied, and immediately sprung atop the noble gleaming white beast with golden horn shimmering majestically forth.  The combining of the two supernatural beings powers were needed to form a metaphysical transport rainbow to Ireland due the dark luck dampening field spread by the Clurichauns.  They escaped their evil brothers, and the brunt force of the dark luck tornado as the Leprechaun trusted the Native American Wichita Warriors with his good luck pot of gold.

Their ancient magics combined with the lucky gold allowed them to create a good luck Tornadic Rainbowshield to protect them from the tornado as they valiantly fought off the Clurichaun scourge.  Evidence indicates they secured a victory against the Clurichauns courtesy of a Sasquatch who acted as back up to this amazing group of supernatural warriors.  The Big Foot has always been a friend to Native Americans.  Their immunity to dark magic, and luck came in handy.  This battle resulted in some human injuries that included Clurichaun bites.  Thankfully there were no human nor Sasquatch fatalities.  However the Clurichauns saw some casualties, and captures while only a few escaped.  The Clurichaun Hunting crew that captured the video above managed to snag the rest of the fleeing mini masters of mayhem.  Clurichauns now the subject of study at a private top secret supernatural Cryptozoological research center in Colorado.  As the dark luck front dissipated so did the terrible twister due to local weather deities regaining control.

Lucky Lady Gains Immortal Super Powers!
Leprechaun Riding UnicornThe victory for the forces of good isn’t the only wonderful news here.  It seems a lucky 58 year old woman nearby witnessed the Leprechaun riding the Unicorn as the rainbow formed.  She was a member of the Clurichaun Hunting team. Witnessing a Leprechaun riding a Unicorn has been known to grant humans immortality, and an eternity of good luck since the sight is so beyond rare it magically alters a person.  It’s said to be related to the photons bouncing off the miraculous vision being paranormally altered.  Then these paranormal photons enter a persons eyes which are the window to their soul.  There’s also the fact that these supernatural photons only enter one persons eyes.  In other words if a group were present only one person would witness the rare event. That is unless they themselves had supernatural powers of some sort. We also have the addition of a supernatural rainbow formation, and the dynamic lucky duo entering it.  A previously unknown witnessed event.  At least it’s never been recorded.

The woman’s name is being withheld to protect her from public scrutiny, and violation of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  However this extremely lucky lady needs no protection with the luck she will relish the rest of her eternal life!  The Native Americans stumbled upon her after the Clurichaun battle, and dissipation of the tornado which she survived standing in an open field.  None of the Natives witnessed the Leprechaun-Unicorn event since they were engaged with the attacking Clurichauns.  The Native Wichita Warriors sensed the woman’s transformation, and discussed it with her colleagues. The wise Natives gave the woman of eternal luck advice about her bright future.  The lucky event not only gave her immortality, eternal good luck, and anti-aged her to what appears to be her early 20’s but she also possess Rainbow Light Manipulation Powers. This may include rainbow generation, teleportation, invisibility, healing, and use as a weapon with the possibility of rare Rainbow Fire Powers!  This is the power of good luck interacting with humans Junk DNA that posses a wide range of latent telekinetic powers courtesy of our higher dimensional souls!

The mystical Native Americans have agreed to help the wondrous woman control her new
amazing abilities for use in the fight against evil as the various Battles Of Armageddon approach.  In addition she has given herself the superhero name Rainbow Warrior.  The Wichita Warriors believes she is the first step in fulfilling the Warriors Of The Rainbow Prophesy.  A future group of individuals who would save the Earth from environmental destruction. It certainly is quite a coincidence that she is half Native American, and half European.  The prophesy is also about bringing together the Native stewards of nature, and those whose ancestors were responsible for defiling the sacred lands of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth.  This is also a sign of the impending Third Battle Of Armageddon.  We here at Mystic Investigations wish The Rainbow Warrior well on her exciting eternal quest for justice, and hope to meet her in the future!

 

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Freak Violent Winds At Rose Bowl Caused By Aurae

On December 31st, 2014 there was a freak violent wind event explained as a tornado despite no hint of any storm clouds whatsoever.  Certainly, no funnel cloud was witnessed.  This event took place at a Rose Bowl Fan Fest event near the actual Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.  As seen in the video above the whirling winds sent tents, and gear aloft as people screamed and scrambled for cover.  We now know that the brisk winds were caused by Aurae, or Aurai, which are Wind Nymphs (minor wind deities).  Together these Nymphs of the breezes form one spirit known as Aura.  There are various Gods, and Goddesses of the winds above them but ultimately they all fall under the rule of Aeolus.  However, Aeolus, and his various Undergods had nothing to do with this event.  It was completely the doing of the local Breeze Nymphs.

Angry Aurae Activate Alarming Air!

Wind Nymphs

Various Californian Witches have verified that the Aurae were angry about the Rose Bowl event desecrating, and disrupting the surrounding nature.  It seems one too many people littered, and had ill will toward the environment.  It’s believed a tin can thrown at some ducks was the last straw! So the Nymphs decided to clean house and created their own open-air twister vacuum to suck up and blow away the refuse.  Naturally, as with various angry nature deities, a higher one steps in to halt various actions that might bring negative repercussions on the Earthly Gods.  The God Of The West Wind Zephyrus immediately ordered a halt to the gale-force assault.  The Nymphs didn’t want to comply at first but Zephyrus’s wife Iris, Goddess Of Rainbows, finally calmed them down.  The Wind Nymphs surrendered the Rose Bowl to the humans and headed out into the Pacific Ocean for a rest. Sylphs, aka Air Fairies, temporarily took over operation of the localized winds. The Windy Wonders of Pasadena returned a week later to resume their nature Nymph duties.

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Leprechaun Escapes Whales Belly

A Leprechaun had been attending to the official business of good luck in Nova Scotia when one of his lucky charms was pilfered by a lobster on the shores of the Atlantic Ocean.  The startled Leprechaun immediately dove in after the thieving lobster but before he could retrieve it a whale swallowed the little fella whole.  After lying in darkness for a while the Leprechaun finally mustered up the power to launch a micro teleportation rainbow out of the behemoths blowhole. Leprechauns travel around the world via a network of mystical rainbows always in existence.  The vast majority out of the range of human vision.  Only rain showers make them visible to the general populace.  A Leprechaun with enough luck can create small rainbows of their own when the network doesn’t connect to a location.

The Rainbow Transport To Freedom!

Leprechaun Rainbow Teleport

A tourist caught the spectacle on camera.  The rainbow containing the Leprechaun in a temporary metaphysical energy form is captured on film. After that the rainbow shoots into the ocean where the Leprechaun materializes underwater and tracks down the lucky charm lobster larcenist.  Luckily the Leprechaun found an ocean rainbow to travel safely back to Ireland.  Although the rainbow made a stop at the Mermaid undersea city of Atlantis first.  It’s theorized this little bout of bad luck was caused by a Clurichaun, aka Dark Leprechaun, in vicinity.

This report is courtesy of The Legendary Book Of Leprechaun.  A historical record kept by the Leprechaun people.  The supernatural book is continually updated by Leprechauns. Unfortunately, those of us in the paranormal community allowed to gaze upon the book are only given brief access every few years or so.

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