Woman & Grandson Miraculously Survive Car Crash Incident

56-year-old Vilma Nascimento and her five-year-old grandson Joao are seen being brutally run over by an out of control car in this video. However, they walked away with nothing but scratches, and bruises. Joao even had his head impacted by the tire of the car yet he got up immediately as if nothing had happened! Most have said this is a miracle of God or a product of Angelic Heavenly protections. Others have speculated that these two are supernatural beings of some sort. This includes an alien hybrid or angel hybrid known as a Nephilim.

A Miracle Of Nature Deities

After conducting a paranormal investigation we have come to the conclusion that this is a case of both supernatural beings, and metaphysical miracles. A professional paranormal investigations team in Brazil took DNA samples from the scene of the amazing event where they discovered traces of Earthly God DNA. This was confirmed by supernatural labs around the world including Mystic Investigations whose sample was tested by Cryptozoologist Ashley Abercrombie. Unfortunately, Earthly Nature Deities taking biological form and leaving a DNA sample behind are rare so it’s very difficult to identify specific God genes. Most of the limited paranormal DNA databases related to Gods contain data from relatives of Demigods who are sure of their higher dimensional relatives. Thankfully though the true Earthly Gods, rather than Extraterrestrial, Demonic, and other higher dimensional imposters, have common genetic markers.

The Godly Grandmother And Grandson

An interview with the Grandmother and Grandson resulted in them denying they had God lineage. This is perfectly understandable when considering how governments and nefarious private organizations like to get a hold of supernatural creatures. Various psychics, seers, mystics, and Priests worked the accident scene along with reading the minds of the two survivors from an inconspicuous distance. In concert, they pieced together a psychic picture of paranormal DNA linked to a Godly progenitor. The conclusion is that the Nascimento’s Godly DNA is a very small percentage. Yet enough to prevent death, which would have happened to the average person in such an accident. Still, not enough for them to walk away with virtually no injury. The bulk of their survival was the result of the Grandparent God watching over them as a Guardian God. In fact, there were two enchanted beings present in non-corporeal form at the time of the accident.

Guardian Gods

It was Inti, the Incan Sun God, and his sister Mama Quilla, the Incas Moon Goddess. Inti being the relative that fathered their distance Demigod ancestor who should theoretically still be alive somewhere as an immortal. Just as Angels protect humans so do Gods, and Goddesses watch over the lineage of their offspring. Generally, anyone with even a bit of higher dimensional diety blood causes Angels to back off, and let the Gods watch over their own. Especially since Nature Deities are known to be extremely territorial, and Angels want to save most battles for Armageddon. Due to this impending prophesied war, one battle of which was already fought, we’ve seen an ever-increasing number of Demigod births meant to grow into Godly foot soldiers.

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Tornado Rainbow Caused By Leprechaun & Unicorn

Thunderous-Tornado-RainbowA Clurichaun, aka evil Leprechaun, hunting team was on the trail of the Lilliputian purveyors of dark luck when they happened upon the awesome sight as witnessed in the video above on April 8th, 2015.  A Leprechaun-Unicorn transport rainbow appearing in the thunderous skies amid a titanic tornado.  Reports indicate that a Leprechaun was in Medicine Lodge, Kansas meeting with a group of Native Americans composed of many tribes.  A secretive supernatural group called The Wichita Warriors that specializes in fighting the forces of paranormal darkness. It seems they saved a Unicorn from a rabid group of Clurichauns attempting to use the magical creature for diabolical deeds.  The tribe partook of a special ceremony to summon the Leprechaun who took custody of the sacred Unicorn for return to safe mystical wooded havens on the Emerald Isle.

Unfortunately the Clurichauns were deeply angered by what they saw as the theft of their animal, and came after the Native American Warriors in droves.  The concentrated front of bad luck caused a massive tornado to form out of the control of local weather Goddesses, and Nymphs.  The Natives pleaded with the Leprechaun to make his escape while they held his bad luck brothers off.  The lucky little fella complied, and immediately sprung atop the noble gleaming white beast with golden horn shimmering majestically forth.  The combining of the two supernatural beings powers were needed to form a metaphysical transport rainbow to Ireland due the dark luck dampening field spread by the Clurichauns.  They escaped their evil brothers, and the brunt force of the dark luck tornado as the Leprechaun trusted the Native American Wichita Warriors with his good luck pot of gold.

Their ancient magics combined with the lucky gold allowed them to create a good luck Tornadic Rainbowshield to protect them from the tornado as they valiantly fought off the Clurichaun scourge.  Evidence indicates they secured a victory against the Clurichauns courtesy of a Sasquatch who acted as back up to this amazing group of supernatural warriors.  The Big Foot has always been a friend to Native Americans.  Their immunity to dark magic, and luck came in handy.  This battle resulted in some human injuries that included Clurichaun bites.  Thankfully there were no human nor Sasquatch fatalities.  However the Clurichauns saw some casualties, and captures while only a few escaped.  The Clurichaun Hunting crew that captured the video above managed to snag the rest of the fleeing mini masters of mayhem.  Clurichauns now the subject of study at a private top secret supernatural Cryptozoological research center in Colorado.  As the dark luck front dissipated so did the terrible twister due to local weather deities regaining control.

Lucky Lady Gains Immortal Super Powers!
Leprechaun Riding UnicornThe victory for the forces of good isn’t the only wonderful news here.  It seems a lucky 58 year old woman nearby witnessed the Leprechaun riding the Unicorn as the rainbow formed.  She was a member of the Clurichaun Hunting team. Witnessing a Leprechaun riding a Unicorn has been known to grant humans immortality, and an eternity of good luck since the sight is so beyond rare it magically alters a person.  It’s said to be related to the photons bouncing off the miraculous vision being paranormally altered.  Then these paranormal photons enter a persons eyes which are the window to their soul.  There’s also the fact that these supernatural photons only enter one persons eyes.  In other words if a group were present only one person would witness the rare event. That is unless they themselves had supernatural powers of some sort. We also have the addition of a supernatural rainbow formation, and the dynamic lucky duo entering it.  A previously unknown witnessed event.  At least it’s never been recorded.

The woman’s name is being withheld to protect her from public scrutiny, and violation of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  However this extremely lucky lady needs no protection with the luck she will relish the rest of her eternal life!  The Native Americans stumbled upon her after the Clurichaun battle, and dissipation of the tornado which she survived standing in an open field.  None of the Natives witnessed the Leprechaun-Unicorn event since they were engaged with the attacking Clurichauns.  The Native Wichita Warriors sensed the woman’s transformation, and discussed it with her colleagues. The wise Natives gave the woman of eternal luck advice about her bright future.  The lucky event not only gave her immortality, eternal good luck, and anti-aged her to what appears to be her early 20’s but she also possess Rainbow Light Manipulation Powers. This may include rainbow generation, teleportation, invisibility, healing, and use as a weapon with the possibility of rare Rainbow Fire Powers!  This is the power of good luck interacting with humans Junk DNA that posses a wide range of latent telekinetic powers courtesy of our higher dimensional souls!

The mystical Native Americans have agreed to help the wondrous woman control her new
amazing abilities for use in the fight against evil as the various Battles Of Armageddon approach.  In addition she has given herself the superhero name Rainbow Warrior.  The Wichita Warriors believes she is the first step in fulfilling the Warriors Of The Rainbow Prophesy.  A future group of individuals who would save the Earth from environmental destruction. It certainly is quite a coincidence that she is half Native American, and half European.  The prophesy is also about bringing together the Native stewards of nature, and those whose ancestors were responsible for defiling the sacred lands of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth.  This is also a sign of the impending Third Battle Of Armageddon.  We here at Mystic Investigations wish The Rainbow Warrior well on her exciting eternal quest for justice, and hope to meet her in the future!



Angelic Cat Saves Boy From Devil Dog Hound Of Hell

A young Bakersfield, California boy was saved from a savage dog attack by the heroic family cat.  However, upon further paranormal investigations we find that the dog was actually possessed by a low level demon.  Such animal possessions are generally perpetuated by new demons practicing for eventual human possession.  Unfortunately, all animals are open to demonic influence but usually animals cared for by humans have some protection courtesy of the caretakers human soul.  Just as humans can become vulnerable to possession so can their animals if the human owner in question is in a weakened mental state, or is actually evil themselves.

The Hell Hound

Devil Demon Dog Hell Hound

A local Enochian Witch named Gertrude, who communes with Angels, verified that an Angel had randomly been in the general vicinity when it sensed a child was in danger.  As it flew upon the scene in non-corporeal form, the Angel made the split second decision to possess the family cat, and pounce upon the vicious demonic dog in the process of mauling the innocent child.  Seconds later the Angel left the cat while the demon remained within the dog for fear of being directly exposed to the Angel.  The boy suffered minor injuries requiring some stitches.  Clearly, under the circumstance, things could have been a lot worse.

The demonic dog was taken away by animal control who quickly realized something wasn’t right with the animal.  Perhaps it was the glowing red eyes that gave the demon away.  Luckily one of the dog catchers was a devout Christian who immediately utilized the crucifix around their neck to wrangle the malevolent mutt into custody.  Within hours of being caged at a local animal control facility, two men in black who identified themselves as Federal investigators from an unidentified agency, whisked the dog away to parts unknown. We believe them to be agents of the top-secret PDA (US Paranormal Defense Agency).  There’s no word on the current status of the dog but most likely he is being studied by government Cryptozoologists.