Paranormal Society Ranks Santa Claus Number One In Holy Water

The Paranormal Society Of North America partook of some extensive supernatural testing over the last five years. Their final analysis indicates that Santa Claus aka St.Nicholas creates the most powerful holy water on Earth.  Holy Water is water blessed by a Priest or holy person of any religion on Earth.  The main purpose of such wondrous water is to aid in the battle against paranormal terror.  Holy Water is capable of repelling, injuring, and in some cases eradicating various supernatural creatures, and forces of darkness. Generally Christian holy water, Catholic in particular, tends to be the most powerful. This power only comes from the sheer number of people who believe in the religion that in turn create a collective conscious spirit.  So one would think the Pope would have the most powerful blessed waters.  However he ranks second to Father Christmas. Most likely due to Santa being half Angel, a living Saint, and the former Bishop of Myra.

It’s rare for anyone to get hold of Santa’s saintly waters but he was nice enough to provide samples to the Paranormal Society for their enchanted experiment.  Of course he only agreed to it because they agreed to donate their time and money to helping others in need.  We at Mystic Investigations were invited to Christmas dinner at the North Pole as a reward for our fine works in protecting humankind from the supernatural scourge. Naturally I asked Santa to bless a bottle of water which we’ll save for big emergencies.  Certainly his holy water is one of the few capable of repelling the notorious Anti-Claus.

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