Did Santa Claus Ever Fight Jason Voorhees?

Friday, October 13th, 1989

Santa Claus’s battle with Jason Voorhees amid the 1989 Halloween season took place in Ohio. Santa ended up saving a group of teenagers who decided to spend a spooky Friday The 13th night at an abandoned summer camp. Naturally, they thought it was all good fun to invoke the nefarious name of Voorhees thinking he wasn’t real. To their shock they found out he was very real! Jason then went after them with a murderous vengeance! Their shrill screams echoed through the cold shadowy woods as they found themselves in a living horror movie!

The first potential victim was about to be slain by a sharp implement as his friends looked on in terror. They tried to intervene but were easily tossed aside by the living dead menace. Frozen in fear they prepared to witness their friends death and flee into the dark forest. At that moment Santa Claus rushed from the brush and punched Jason in the face so hard he flew right through a tree losing his blade in the process! Santa screamed, “Run my children and don’t ever look back!” Indeed they scurried away and made it safety home.

Santa had been in the area dropping off Elves who were scouting locations to hide magical energy reserves and mystical traps. These are essential in dealing with the Anti-Claus and his annual attacks during Santa’s Christmas Eve gift delivery’s. Jason arose and stomped toward Santa with intent to kill! Father Christmas held his hand forth and said, “Jason you still have a shed of child like innocence in you! You were never allowed to grow up!” I can release you from your demonic bonds if you allow me to infuse The Spirit Of Christmas within your dark heart while I introduce some of my soul to heal you. If you do this then you have my solemn promise that together we will march into the bowels of Hell and free your Mother from bondage! Despite both your crimes against humanity you can be redeemed and find peace in Heaven someday! Take my hand and begin the journey into your salvation. End this nightmare for all concerned my son!” Read The Rest Of This Horrifying Tale On Our Christmas Blog…

Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees And Werewolf Warning!

The Full Moon of September is generally the Harvest Moon. The lunar energies of this Moon implore Werewolves to flock into fields of agricultural activity. There they may create crop circles when under the direct influence of a demonic entity. The unwitting wolves act as paranormal pens when the crop circles include messages to devilish denizens around the world. A malevolent message of dark direction for the coming Halloween season and even future Battles Of Armageddon. Although some of these messages have occurred, this Moon is firmly under the thumb of Friday The 13th and a mob of malicious metaphysical minions!

The Unique Friday The 13th Full Moon

This rare Friday The 13th Moon exudes dark luck controlled by the demonic forces who support Jason Voorhees along with the dark spirits of Clurichauns, aka demonic Leprechauns. The evil energies of this Moon are harnessed by dark witches and warlocks who work to destroy humankind! We urge everyone to carry good luck charms to repel bad luck, those who use it as a weapon, and for the Werewolves of this particular Full Moon. It’s already bad luck to run into a werewolf because the odds are slim this would happen to the average individual. Under the Friday The 13th Moon this dark fortune is exponentially greater. It could easily cost you your life when attempting to get away or battle a werewolf! In addition, standard werewolf repellent methods will be far less effective! Read The Rest Of This Perplexing Paranormal Activity Forecast…

Jason Voorhees Takes Manhattan On Friday The 13th

Manhattanhenge , or the Manhattan Solstice, is the beautiful biannual alignment of the sunset with the monolithic buildings of New York City. This years enchanted event will take place on Thursday, July 12, 8:20 p.m. and Friday, July 13, 8:21 p.m Eastern Daylight Time. The Thursday evening spectacle brings about the standard metaphysical mayhem of ghost, poltergeists, dark spirits, and more!  For more information please read our past paranormal forecasts for Manhattanhenge. Despite this the true danger lies on Friday The 13th as the metaphysical energies mingle with the dark luck of that day! A dark day in which Jason Voorhees will venture forth from his forested home to walk among the skyscrapers! Read The Rest Of This Developing Supernatural Story On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast Blog…