Ghost Hunters always carry a digital thermometer as a general guide to gauge paranormal activity around them. Believe it or not the average temperature of a haunted house, or any other similar structure is a respectable 66.6ºF. Even if the furnace is running at full steam or it’s the middle of a summer heat wave. This temperature usually reflects a state of ghostly presence yet in a mostly dormant state. They occupy the house and are siphoning just enough thermal energy from the air to remain charged up for future action!
The temperature of 66.6 obviously corresponds to Satan’s designated number of 666. Even without any demonic presence, the temperature is actually a product of the Devil hacking reality. In dormancy, metaphysical entities feel the 66.6ºF limit just as the demonic reality hacking detects their paranormal presence. This is a sign of the Devil’s dominion upon the metaphysical in this Earthly world. This hellish hack is supported by Dark Underworld Gods to thwart any re-programming by nature deities. Like a great many things, including time, the Devil adheres to human measurements. This includes temperature and its first measurement system of Fahrenheit.
Haunting Activity Can Drastically Decrease The Temperature!
When an invisible entity directly interacts with the physical environment the temperature will drop drastically. This is dependent on the power of the haunting entity whether it be a ghost, poltergeist, demon, or some other higher dimensional being. These blasphemous beings pull heat energy from the general area causing air molecules to slow down thereby lowering the temperature. Absorbing energy from the air is the most common method of powering up next to taking electricity. This of course causes the quintessential light flickering of a classic haunted house.
A simple ghost can take the temperature down to freezing if they are furiously flying about trying to get your attention. More powerful entities of evil may drop it to 0ºF or lower as they have the ability to squeeze more energy from the environment and transfer it to usable metaphysical energy. Naturally, this can cause pipes to burst and other damage to occur. Demons pretending to be other entities just to toy with humans will bring the Kelvin Scale into play. Especially if they are messing around with logical scientists who refuse to accept the existence of the supernatural world. The temperature will hover at 66.6°K or -339.79ºF! Extreme hauntings by multiple powerful poltergeists have seen temperatures plummet to Absolute Zero −459.67°F. This resulted in the nearly instant death of everyone inside along with the building crumbling apart within minutes!
The Hot As Hell Haunted House Is The Most Dangerous!
Dastardly demons can have an opposite effect on the environmental temperature as it gets hotter than hell…well figuratively anyway. This is where these dark denizens of the Devil’s damnation pay homage to the Celsius Scale. If the thermostat reads 66.6ºC or 151.88ºF then it’s time to get the heck out of that house! Run as fast as your feet can carry you because you’ll not only be baking alive but also be dealing with angry demons! They are powered by the metaphysical flames of Hell and don’t require environmental fuel. Although they do enjoy feeding off the fear and anger of human souls for additional strength.
Top-flight demons and perplexing poltergeists powered by Underworld energies can literally turn any building into a burning furnace as temperatures hit 666 in every temperature measurement scale just for demented kicks! This can result in it being over 1200 degrees Fahrenheit! These sinister specters are dying to destroy everything in the vicinity as everyone becomes supernaturally sealed in the haunted house! People are quickly baked alive amid the eruption of blinding flames! Whenever you’re in a building where the temperature is rapidly getting colder or hotter you should immediately flee the scene just to be safe! Don’t take a chance it is merely a faulty HVAC system!😈
😇Interesting Note: If Angels are present there is no set temperature standard. People simply report a feeling of loving warmth whether it happens in the freezing cold of winter or the hellish heat of summer. This is due to Angels imparting holy enchanted energy upon a person’s body, mind, and soul.
There is paranormal psychic evidence that reveals Slender Man once visited the Burkittsville, Maryland woodlands in 1977 by sheer coincidence. Amazingly he actually saved a little boy from the blasphemous Blair Witch! She is known to be a powerful poltergeist witch! We’re not saying Slender Man is good. On the contrary, he is beyond evil when it comes to the adults of humankind! Thankfully when two dark forces meet, and their agendas are opposing, we get the unintended anti-hero. Slender considers kids a precious enchanted energy resource while simultaneously having contempt for the rest of humanity. Although he kidnaps them, Slender places them into an immortal stasis so he may perpetually siphon the magical energy of innocence they possess.
The Blair Witch Cares Not For Humankind!
On the other hand, the Blair Witch sees kids as disposable garbage to further her own selfish supernatural needs amid her heinous ritualistic sacrifices! She sees no difference between adults and innocent kids. Although she does care for the animals and plants of the woodland she is mystically bound to. It is interesting that every evil entity seems to have some shred of good in them. Unfortunately, nowhere enough to redeem their horrifying acts!
The Blair Witch Slenderman Blowout!
Slenderman loves wooded areas as it reminds him of the parallel dimensional home he was banished from centuries ago. He was exploring the Burkittsville woods for the first time when he heard a child scream. He hadn’t absorbed any energy in a while so he saved his teleportation power reserves and instead ran to the scene. There he saw The Blair Witch in physical form with a knife in hand. She menacingly raised it above a scared boy tied to a large fallen log. Slender shapeshifted his tentacles and simultaneous slapped the knife from her hand and untied the boy! The beyond frightened child quickly ran away and made it back to his parent’s camping site. Luckily they were in the process of leaving the area beyond the reach of the wicked witch and Slenderman as well!
Slenderman Holds His Own Against The Blair Witch
Slenderman wrapped his tentacles around her body and set his faceless face right against hers. He sent a series of sinister psychic signals into her dark mind hoping to give the Blair bitch the notorious Slender Sickness. She cackled crazily as her eyes glowed green and then raged red! Her shrieking screams sent animals scurrying away as it echoed for miles. The Blair Witch yelled, “You’re no match for me you disgusting abomination! You’re not even of this Earth!” The two titans fought for a few minutes as the witch was surprised magic didn’t work on Slenderman since he’s immune to most. However, there is a weakness when it comes to certain Gypsies. She was able to wound Slender in a few places causing his thick black blood to ooze out. This wasn’t surprising as she was made of metaphysical matter while he was still a biological being. He healed quickly and was managing to overpower her with his multiple tentacle strength and mental confusion abilities.
The Blasphemous Battle Ends In Blair Witch Victory!
The Blair Witch gave up and reverted to metaphysical energy poltergeist form where she had more power at her disposal. She began telepathically launching trees at him and attempted to pierce the thick veil of his dark deluded mind. She finally created a micro-tornado whirling him around violently amid sharp stabbing branches. Slender finally had enough and played his teleportation trump card! He vanished two states away in a Kentucky forest where he lay weak for several hours before finding an elementary school full of kids nearby! Slenderman never attempted to return to Burkittsville to take on the Witch or find the boy that got away. Both Slenderman and The Blair Witch continue to paranormally plague the perplexed populace of our planet!
Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785. This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill! Not only was she shunned from the community for her heinous horrors but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods. They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!
The Curse Of The Blair Witch
They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound and blindfolded in the cold wild wilderness. Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will! Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally, they strung her up, and hung her from a tree! Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and its citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest! It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity! Normally that should have sent her dark spirit straight to hell! Unfortunately, she was no ordinary person!
The Eradication Of An Evil Witch Creates An Even More Evil Entity
The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over. Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return! It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure an eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself. She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave as a number of dark witches and warlock’s tend to be! Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.
The Blasphemous Birth Of A Perplexing Poltergeist
Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart, she could make good on her deathbed curse. Generally, ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm unless motivated by vengeance. Elly’s rituals had strengthened her spirit that was stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens, further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves. Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical, she eventually became a full-fledged non-demonic poltergeist!
The Vengeful Spirit Makes Good On Her Curse
Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason. Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually, everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead! So much death and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her damned domain!
The Blair Witch Is Goddess Of Her Own Woodland
For many years she lay dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of. She merely became a spirit of the woods she was mystically bound to. Even at full power, she could wander too far past the general area. The Blair Witch was such a force to be reckoned with that even nature deities left the woods! This included the normal low-level Goddesses, Nymphs, Fairies, Elves, and others who feared her wrath! In essence, The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers. The woodland has always maintained a lush condition. It is said sighting unusual black flowers or thorny vines with blood red blooms means the Blair Witch is near! Cryptobotanists who attempt to collect samples for supernatural study of the flora disappear or end up dead!
The Sorry Spinster Elly
It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her. The world of human sensual delights was probably the only thing she was jealous of. It was a forced journey as a loner due to her unusual way of life from an early age that also causes social awkwardness. Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil! To hide their activities they lived deep in a forest away from other people. Ironically Elly rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself! It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate. He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Perhaps the parents weren’t important enough minions to override the evil of another?
The Foolish Birth Of Burkittsville Upon Unholy Haunted Grounds!
In an age lacking mass media the atrocities of Blair were easily lost in history and dismissed as tall tales. In 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the Blair Witch’s existence. She was careful and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment! She would treat the townsfolk as her cattle and only slaughter them as needed! Preferably in a way so as not to scare them all away! The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!
The Blair Witch Is A High-Level Poltergeist Witch
The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with magical and minor deity propensities. Elly doesn’t quite fall into Dark Goddess status. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human-built structure, haunted object, or even an individual. Her hauntings revolve around an entire town with a special preference for its dense woodland. In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They were never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However, as usual, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories. This is how most of the populace learns of the sinister supernatural world hidden away from them in the dark shadows beyond their view!
The Blair Witch Continues Her Reign Of Terror In The 21st Century!
To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend. A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top-flight poltergeist and witch slayers! We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge! We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville. We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately, there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!
The Paranormal Powers Of The Blair Witch
The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville. Although it is thought she could leave for higher planes of reality. I guess tormenting defenseless humans is more fun than the challenge of traversing the great beyond! The wayward witch is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter for a limited time. When in said form she doesn’t have as much power but is able to more aptly practice witchcraft. However, as a poltergeist, her telekinetic and telepathic powers are greater. She also possesses a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims. This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.