The Legend Of The Murderously Haunted Aisle 13!


It was the Witching Hour of Halloween when a serial killer wielding an extra-large meat cleaver entered a 24-7 department store. The deranged individual then eradicated two 3rd shift employees stocking shelves in Aisle 13! Interestingly enough Aisle 13 was for seasonal items. In this case, it was being stocked with the last of the Halloween Costumes and Decor they had left in their warehouse. The crazy killer grabbed a random monster mask and placed it over his face while laughing like a loon. He then proceeded to slice, and dice the man, and woman up while arranging the body parts around a Satanic symbol he painted in the victim’s blood. At the Devil’s Hour, the police arrived to find him drenched in blood while chanting incantations in an unknown ancient language. He ignored them at first but once they neared him he ripped his mask off to reveal a sinister scowl so devoid of humanity that it caused the police to freeze for a few seconds! The murderer then leaped forth screaming,” Don’t interfere with my masters ritual!” He brandished his meat cleaver, and the cops were forced to shoot him in self-defense. He collapsed and died amid the bloody carnage of his innocent slain victims.

The Haunting Of Aisle 13

For two weeks the aisle was closed off with crime scene tape for forensic investigation, and clean-up. Almost immediately after Aisle 13 was opened to the general public weird occurrences began to take place. Things would fall off the shelves, eerie screams bellowed beyond from thin air, noxious odors emanated onward, small fires would start for no reason, and people were constantly being hurt by random accidents. Store management decided to renumber the aisles without admitting to themselves that the area was haunted since that would be insane in their logical eyes. So it became Aisle 14 but this didn’t fool the diabolical darkness that had descended densely down the shelf lined lane. Read The Rest Of This Urban Legend On Our Halloween Blog…

Is The Blob A Real Monster?


Amazingly, Blob Monsters sickeningly slide about our paranormal planet!  In general terms a Blob Monster is basically any mass of gelatinous goo, or similar material, that can move under its own power with some manner of consciousness. The creatures mental capacity can range from zombie like instincts or all the way to intelligent self-aware sapience. The most famous Blob is portrayed in the 1958 movie “The Blob“.  It was based on the true story of Extraterrestrial goo falling to Earth withing a meteor. It then proceeded to devour humans thereby increasing in strength and size. This Blob was driven by a primal instinct to devour all conscious life. In the end, simple cold temperatures stopped the creature as it came from an extremely hot planet.

The Radiation Ridden 20th Century Gave Us A Big Increase In Blob Monsters!

Most Blob Monsters came into existence in the post World War II era of mass chemical and radiation use. However, there are sporadic paranormal records of ancient Blobs with prehistoric origins, those created by magic, or alchemy, and the aforementioned alien Blobs. Many times in the magical realm the Blob was the culling of various metaphysical energies into a metaphysical matter form. Sometimes they were ghosts, poltergeists, demons, and other higher dimensional beings ripped away from their alternate planes of existence. Their consciousness inhabiting an ectoplasm form.  Even a live human can be cursed by a Gypsy or other powerful practitioner of magic into having their soul stolen from their body and slammed into a blasphemous Blob form!

The Quintessential Glittering Green Glowing Blob

Currently, the most common form of Blob Monsters are the green glittering glowing gelatinous type illustrated at the top of this article. The creatures can appear deceptively cute in some cases! Don’t be fooled for they are deadly! They are often the product of high levels of radiation mixing with certain chemicals. Toxic waste dumps are the most common sites of their birth.  A human, some supernatural beings, or even an animal can fall prey to chemical radioactivity thereby being reduced to a gelatinous form. Generally, though an animal doesn’t have enough spiritual juice to form a Blob or keep its form for too long. Somewhere in the mix there is a metaphysical transfer of the victim’s soul to the new gel form. It charges the goo, and utilizes the entire Blob as a consciousness matrix in place of a biological brain. Radioactive goo is then transformed into metaphysical matter rather than physical matter. Metaphysical matter reacts directly to a consciousness without the need for logical biological or mechanical parts. The outer shell is rather firm while the deepest parts of the Blob are more slimy in nature. More so when it has absorbed various people, animals, and sometimes random objects.

Radioactivity vs Metaphysical Energy

The creature glitters and glows with a mesmerizing green hue that makes it stand out in the darkness. This is often more of an indication of the metaphysical energy activity of their spirit rather than radiation. Although, the catalyst for the green color is gamma radiation. The same stuff that creates Incredible Hulks! Interestingly enough the heavy gelatinous substance locks in the radiation thereby making the Blob harmless in that respect. That is unless of course you’re sucked in and manage to escape. Then it might be cancer time! Supernatural Scientists and Cryptozoologists are studying the mystery of how the radiation is contained along with discovering what is the catalyst of this sapient Blog creation process.

The Disturbing Eyes Of The Blob Monster!

The oddest part of the modern Blob birth process is the formation of huge non-glowing googly eyes. Some say eyes are the windows of the soul and must form on all intelligent beings. A God programmed bridge between the laws of physics and metaphysics. The personality of the former human, or whatever the being was, is transformed to an almost innocent child like state within the simple mental matrix of the Blob. So they are usually not a threat for the most part.  However, people, animals, and things can get caught within their jelly like body thereby suffocating innocent victims to death rather quickly!  If they sink too deep within the Blob the pressure can crush them as well!  The digestion like assimilation of virtually any substance via a pressurized acidic breakdown increases the size and strength of the Blob. Unfortunately, since it’s a metaphysical matter being it responds to the strongest metaphysical energy organisms, aka humans, and various supernatural beings.  Although, it can exist indefinitely without consuming anything.

The Blob Speaks

Small Blob Monster Outside A City Post Office.

Communication is difficult at first as they become used to their new mind and body. Without a mouth their thoughts send out vibrations through their goo that send odd echoes forth. Eventually the sounds will evolve into a muffled voice. If the Blob lives long enough it acquires shape shifting abilities that allow it to form a mouth along with a tongue, and vocal cord equivalents to create clear complete speech. Usually the voice is rather cute, high pitched, and squeaky sounding until their shape shifting skills advance sufficiently.  A rare few may even sprout small arms and after being alive for a century or more they could very well reacquire a human like bipedal form. Despite this they will still always be a green glowing gelatinous form and the giant googly eyes seem to be unalterable for reasons unknown.

The Immortal Blob

The Blob is theoretically Immortal unless it refuses to consume anything or absorb any further radiation.  Over time sliding about surfaces causes gel to slough off, and reduce its size. This of course then reduces its mental capacity which threatens to reduce it to a zombie like form that will begin absorbing anything in sight!  In addition, radioactive decay occurs giving it a plausible life expectancy of at least several thousands of years. Periodic exposure to gamma rays will ensure immortality and maintain its strength and size.  The government has been known to capture Blob’s for use in the clean up of dangerous radiation.

Environmental Clean-Up Courtesy Of The Blob?

A Blob can actually absorb nuclear waste and help the environment!  They’re the reason our nuclear waste problems aren’t 100 times worse than they already are. Some say Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, had a hand in these type of Blob’s creation as a countermeasure for humankind’s radioactive ravages! Unfortunately, too much nuclear waste absorption can tend to make them aggressive and alter their normally chipper demeanor.  This is just another reason to steer clear of nuclear waste dumps! The telltale signs of a dangerous Blob are specs of brown amid its green glittering body, and movement toward you at ramming speed!  The only known repellent for this Blob is Iodine. Otherwise run for your life, and pray he, or she doesn’t encase you within its slime ridden gooeyness!  Ewwwwwwww!

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Is Pennywise The IT Clown Real?

IT Is Based On The Real Supernatural Story Of Sadistic Clown

Whether you’ve seen the “It” (2017) movie, “It Chapter Two” (2019) in theaters now or read the 1986 Stephen King novel of the same name, you may have wondered if it’s based on a true story. A number of supposedly fictional works are inspired by true supernatural stories kept hidden from the general populace. Often a tool of government misinformation so the truth is laughed at and thought to be fiction by most. Just as Stephen King’s “Carrie” was the result of data from a government informant so to was the story of Pennywise, the It clown. Indeed Pennywise, aka IT, is a very real horrifying paranormal entity of evil! Although, the real back story isn’t quite the same as Stephen Kings creative fictional additions. Still, that could be the case in a Parallel Universe.

The Birth Of Pennywise: Clown Of Fear

Pennywise is a fallen creature of the Macroverse somewhat in the same way Demons are Fallen Angels of our Omniverse. Pennywise and his supernatural species were born in a non-corporeal void of the Macroverse as personifications of Fear itself. They are somewhat like our Omniverse Personifiers. Entities that spontaneously form in the sub-conscious mind of the Omniverse God due to random thoughts. Most likely Pennywise and his frightening kind were born from the first formation of fear in the darkest recesses of the Macroverse God’s mind. Each of these entities entered the newly formed Omniverse’s after being shunned by the Macroverse God. Their intent was to infest it like a virus of fear. In ours, the original entity of evil known as The Darkness took an interest in Pennywise. However, the Omniverse God locked The Darkness away and expelled all his associates to lower dimensions. This included the multi-dimensional Pennywise who ended up being split into an unimaginable multitude of parallel duplicate forms separate from each other in various Universes and dimensions. In our Universe, he was cast violently down to Earth billions of years ago when it was nothing but a barren rock. The spot he landed would eventually become the town of Derry, Maine in the future.

A Killer Clown Is Cast To Earth!

Despite being a creature of the Macroverse the Omniverse Lord easily beat Pennywise because he requires fear as fuel. Unfortunately for the foolish clown, it’s virtually impossible to scare an Omniverse God who is the product of a gradual higher dimensional ascension process that took place over trillions of years! As our Omniverse was so young there were very few beings of a lower status that could be filled with fantastical fright. The true core of fright lies in the hormonal minds of sentient biological beings like humans. Once cast and separated into a multitude of lower dimensional beings Pennywise became even more weaker and experienced true fear himself. Once on Earth, he became a gender-less biological shape shifting entity possessing super strength, speed, agility, senses, and various psychic abilities. He was forced to lie dormant until sentient beings came into existence. Despite hope being lost for this bastard, he was reassured by The Spirit Of Fear, another expelled agent of The Darkness, that he would have sinister support when the time was right!

The First Tastes Of Biological Fright

After billions of years in hibernation animals came into existence and Pennywise tried to scare them by appearing as their predators. The energy of fear was too primitive for him to feed from. It was too bound to the balance of Mother Nature so he went back to sleep. During that time he was a blob like shape shifter who had not yet settled on his clown format. 66 million years ago the first sentient species evolved on Earth with the aid of the Devil. They were reptilian bipedal Dinosauroid people who built quite an advanced civilization. A society whose main religion was Devil worship! There were humiliating Jesters but no clowns. Pennywise had success scaring the reptile citizens by appearing as the reptilian Devil and other demons. He finally started to harvest the fear he deeply craved! Especially from the dino children who were the most vulnerable with extremely active imaginations to twist in sinister ways.

The Devil Puts Down Pennywise!

Pennywise’s terror spree was short lived as the Devil wasn’t about to stand for such disrespect. Not to mention interference in his worshiper’s world and the plans he had for them as their Demon God. Satan and all the ArchDemons fought Pennywise and defeated him in an epic battle. He was then banished deep into the puzzling maze of the Underworld. This is probably where his love of sewers came from. They tried to kill him but he was Amortal and would always return. Of course, Pennywise’s fear fest would have ended when the Dinosauroids virtually went extinct in the infamous meteor strike that killed all the dinosaurs. This just as their civilization achieved space flight. Some managed to escape and left for interstellar space. It’s said some returned in the 20th century in a plot to take over the governments of the world.

An Underworld Challenge

Pennywise managed to make his way out of the complex Underworld and its plethora of monstrous demons, gods and beasts after millions of years. He promptly returned to the place where he originally landed on Earth as it was the fear chakra of Mother Earth Goddess Gaia. After more millions of years passed the first human species evolved and Penny was up to his old terrifying tricks again. He partook of fabulous fear feeding frenzies. He relished the metaphysical energy of induced terror in intelligent species. He would read his victim’s minds and appear as the most frighting form possible. He could also create hallucinations their minds and even warp reality for the ultimate jump scares! Oh, how he enjoyed tormenting the kids. He deeply hated their innocent carefree fun-loving way of life and garnered great glee in destroying their spirits.

A Clueless Killer Clown vs The World!

As he gained power he was one step closer to figuring out how to ascend to a higher plane of reality as a four-dimensional creature. Also to unify his Parallel Universe selves into a powerful five-dimensional entity. He yearned to rise forth until he could somehow realize his original mission of being an Omniverse wide fright virus!. Luckily, Pennywise was eventually stopped by Nature Deities, Demigod warriors, superhumans, and ancient practitioners of magic including witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers. Even demons would beat him back to his go to spot in pre-Derry, Maine. Everybody hated this guy with a passion as he had quite an ego on him and he was beyond annoying! Not to mention even some evil entities have their limits. Pennywise not only fed off children’s fears but also relished in torturing them and then eating them alive as they screamed in unimaginable horror! Even Satan found this behavior reprehensible! In ancient texts, Satan is quoted as saying to his minions, “We must have the patience to wait until they’re ripe adults before we fry them in the fires of fear and eat them alive!” You gotta respect that about him if nothing else!

Cautious Self-Control Equals Safety For A Sinister Sadistic Clown

Pennywise got wiser and realized he was in danger of being permanently banished by any number of powerful entities. He was a coward at heart in his biological form and he deeply feared enduring entrapment for eternity with no access to energized fear. Being eternally trapped is one of the top frights for both immortals and amortals. So he retreated to Pre-Derry, Maine and awaited the town he saw being built there due to his psychic abilities. As the human populace grew so did the power of Penny’s ally The Spirit Of Fear. Fear kept him nourished to an extent along with cloaking him from his enemies. However, as a Macroverse being, he needed specific fresh fear. That special fear that can only be obtained from frightened kids. Derry was finally founded in the early 18th century and Pennywise took a liking to a cringe-worthy clown form. His primary appearance when not shape shifting into other forms to instill fear in his victims. Before the advent of sewers, he would dwell in caves and water wells.

The Incredible Invisible Derry, Maine

As humans became more insulated from their wild roots they developed more fears and were easier to scare. As he took possession of newly created sewers he wisely kept his fear sprees to a minimum. He targets a small group of kids before entering hibernation for a decade as opposed to the 27 years mentioned in the fictional tale of “It”. Ten years was enough time to dispel interest in any superhero looking into his misdeeds. Also, it was how long he could go without feeling the hunger for fear again. Otherwise, he’d have to return to a primal blob form that entered an unimaginable deep sleep. A slumber devoid of dreams, unlike his ten-year hibernation that gave him such delicious nightmares!

The laundry list of missing children seemed to be no big deal. Especially with the passing of ten years, memory manipulations, and the spreading of psychic apathy to all adults. The town itself faded from all publications, maps and history books as the Spirit Of Fear received tribute from Pennywise and increased its paranormal powers. Derry, Maine does exist in our world but you surely don’t want to go looking for it! It’s also not easy to find. Once you enter you’re under its sinister spell and you may never be able to leave! It’s been said Stephen King found the town as he was writing his original Novel. He may have even come across Pennywise. For reasons not fully understood he didn’t fall under the apathy spell nor succumb to his fear tactics. Perhaps Pennywise wanted his story to be known to imbue fear in humans around the world in these modern times. Could it be paranormal propaganda? For his own safety, he rarely leaves his dark den in Derry but be aware he can appear anywhere on Earth!

Saint Nicholas, The Anti-Claus & Pennywise The Clown

Pennywise had his hate filled fright fiesta interrupted for quite some time after a run-in with the Demi-Angel Saint Santa Claus in 1942. Generally, during the Christmas season, the Holiday Spirit overrides that of fear and things return to normal in Derry. However, the fright and despair over World War II weakened The Spirit Of Christmas and Pennywise was up to his old tricks in the icy sewers. Santa descended on Derry to deliver gifts and sensed kids in danger. After a battle with the calamitous clown, Saint Nicholas was victorious and supernaturally sealed Penny in a sewage tomb. Unfortunately, the Anti-Claus released Pennywise in 1952 just in time to renew his reign of terror! The Dark Claus told the clueless clown to lie especially low during the Christmas season and he has taken that advice ever since. As a Demi-Demon and enemy of Santa Claus, the Anti-Claus loves scaring kids and even occasionally eating a few whole! Even his helper Gnomes are notorious for eating kids to stay immortal! That being said he only helped Pennywise as he hates for Saint Nicholas to win. In the end, the Dark Claus never went back to Derry because he found the self-absorbed clown to be quite insulting!

Slenderman, The Losers Club & Pennywise The It Clown

In 1963 Pennywise was beaten by Slenderman when they targeted the same group of kids. He felt especially powerful after a very successful 1962 fear feeding. This empowered him to leave Derry for another New England town instead of going into hibernation. That turned out to be a mistake! What are the odds Penny would end up on the same playground as Slenderman? Then in 1972, Pennywise met the most formidable group of kids he’s ever dealt with. The infamous Losers Club. They seemingly defeated him by defying his silly scare tactics. It’s a mystery why this particular group had such power. Most likely the bonds of friendship created a supernatural matrix among their souls thereby breaking the Curse of fear. As an Amortal he naturally returned in 1982. The Losers Club now young adults returned to take down this bastard for supposedly the last time. They did a number on Penny to the point that 1992 past and there was no sign of him. Then in 2002 spectral visions of him began to manifest. He was in a metaphysical form that acted like a poltergeist. He even briefly possessed people!

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The Poltergeist Pennywise

A few members of the Losers Club went on to become Paranormal Professionals. They came across the greater world of the supernatural as a result of dealing with Pennywise. They returned with a Witch and a Sorcerer! They exorcised Pennywise and banished him to Hell as they believed he was a demon at the time. Naturally, the Devil and his minions tried to kill him again but he escaped. As he was not from Hell the banishment didn’t stick. Pennywise returned with a vengeance and caused havoc in Derry as an Über Poltergeist. After much research, The Losers Club and other paranormal professionals from around the world created a trap within a modified Genie’s bottle. His essence was bound to the bottle where he would be trapped for all eternity. The bottle is currently stored in a regularly patrolled vault thousands of feet beneath The Ghost School in Glasgow, Scotland.

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The Calamitous Clown That Just Wouldn’t Die!

In 2012 remnants of Pennywise’s body began to form in the vault. Clearly, not even a fortified Genie’s bottle can keep this clown canned! The slowly forming body was incinerated in holy fire. It’s expected the same thing will happen in 2022. So it seems Pennywise IT the ever living is now permanently contained and should never be a problem again! Derry, Maine returned to normal but it still doesn’t exist in any texts or maps. It’s presumed the Spirit Of Fear along with the Fear Chakra it lies on are keeping the cloaking curse in place. There could also be a paranormal power connection with all the Derry, Maine’s in Parallel Universes where Penny is alive and well. Fear has hope his little clown prince will return someday to the dark shadows of his stinky sewer home to resume his fright festival. Just as Pennywise has always hoped to reunify his parallel selves and ascend back to the higher dimensional realms where he came from. The demented dream of becoming one with The Spirit Of Fear and freeing The Darkness so they can possess the Omniverse God. The nefarious nightmare of feeding off of everyone’s sheer terror everywhere within a never ending hell! We are confident this shall not come to pass!

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Final Note: Pennywise and his kind don’t have personal names. The Pennywise moniker was only adopted sometime in the 18th century. It’s unknown why he settled on that name. Before that, it was probably appropriate to call him It.

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