What Is The Jason Voorhees Cult

Virtually every supernatural being and even some famous humans have their own cults. Crazed sycophants hyper-obsessed with a given person to the point of worshiping them like a God. Often the products of weak minded mentally ill individuals with no real purpose in life. These like minded loons get together and Shazam you have a full-fledged cult. From there their mission may be harmless but sometimes their need to please their adopted God can turn downright dangerous! The Cult Of the infamous zombified demidemon serial killer Jason Voorhees is no exception!

The Inception Of The Jason Voorhees Cult
The Voorhees Cult, or The Voorheesian’s, technically came into existence on Friday, May 13, 1966, when a 13-year-old Jason Voorhees drowned in Crystal Lake. As a deformed mentally retarded child he was not well received by the other kids nor most of the staff at Camp Crystal Lake. He endured great cruelty and bullying despite his mother working there as a cook. Due to her son’s special needs, she was unable to find someone to watch him so she had no choice but to bring him to the camp. A gifted 14-year-old hereditary Witch named Secilia was the only one who befriended Jason. She saw past his horrifying appearance and seemingly slow intellect. They had something in common since her excessive weight made her an outcast with the kids at the camp. She had visions and dreams of Jason’s future. She knew then he was a Dark Lord trapped in a pathetic human form.  She tried various rituals and spells to help him but nothing worked under her limited experience. On that fateful Friday The 13th when Jason drowned she was in town and returned to find out he had died.  She realized his death was meant to be as was his inevitable resurrection from the metaphysically cleansing waters of Crystal Lake.

As a hereditary witch, her family had collected various texts over the centuries including one of the powerful Grimoire’s known as the Book Of The Dead.  The specific text was the nefarious Necronomicon Ex Mortis!  Her family had fallen away from the dark side over the past 100 years so the dangerous Grimoire was locked away. Secilia, however, was born with a darkness she yearned to access.  It’s suspected that possibly the demon Deathcilius influenced her unknowingly despite never contacting her directly. This is the demon who immediately showed an interest in Jason’s dark anguished spirit after his death as he walked the Earth as a confused ghost. She stole away the Necronomicon Ex Mortis in the hopes of bringing Jason back to life in a supernatural form. She failed countless times until the demon took action at the perfect paranormal power time along with using Secilia’s Book Of Dead ritual as an anchor to our physical world. On November 13, 1970, Jason was resurrected for the first time by having his spirit channeled into a freshly dead adult human corpse.  It was the body of an unfortunate soul born on Friday The 13th.

The Malevolent Misguided Mission Of The Crazed Cult
Secilia shadowed Jason’s movement for years helping him where she could but she was eventually driven away by the forces of magical righteousness.  After losing a great deal of weight she became a charismatic cult leader who recruited dark minded individuals such as herself.  Fellow witches, warlocks, and also useful idiots. The highest ranking of these fools are members born on Friday The 13th. The so-called “Chosen Ones”. They are eager to be future vessels for Jason’s dark spirit when he inevitably rots too much of his zombie-like physique or finds himself slain by supernatural warriors once again. The Voorheesian’s view those who oppose them and work to kill Jason as “Sinners”. Clearly, their vision of reality is skewed to thinking that evil is good, and good is evil.  Oddly enough the closest thing to good in the cult are the vows of celibacy usually only seen by seriously devout religious individuals. And they are deeply serious about it! If they catch another member doing anything unsavory they will not hesitate to tie them up until Jason pays a visit! Only Jason is allowed to kill unless a cult member has no choice if it’s self-defense.

Their ultimate mission is to raise Jason to Godhood status and cleanse the world of hormonal humans who refuse to cease their vile sexual acts and mindless procreation. Cult members often lead Jason to the fresh lust filled prey that he relishes in exterminating! Especially older teens and twenty-somethings hot and heavy into the carnal acts. This stems from the lifeguards at Crystal Lake having sex rather than watching the water that he drown in. There’s also a sub-consciousness jealously of not ever having a normal life that allowed him to engage in such activities. Apparently, if they ever manage to commit their global genocide dreams they assume they will become immortal and have no need for kids.

Secilia met her end as the Voorhees Cult Leader on Friday, August 13, 1999, when The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s killed Jason, and exorcised his sponsor demon Deathcilius into oblivion!  She attempted to save Jason’s life but was taken into supernatural custody, and thrown into a private prison at a secret location deep underground.  She hasn’t been heard from since then as the Cult continues searching for her. However, when in deep meditation some members can hear her speaking in their minds just as they sometimes see Jason’s sinister thoughts.

The Voorhees Cult believes the birth of Jason was destiny, and it’s up to them to aid his ascension to a diabolical deity status.  They consider
Jason’s supernatural state to be the equivalent of the Christ child, or probably more exactly the Anti-Christ child!  However, it’s their opinion that opposing forces are keeping Jason from rising to his fully Godly glory. Namely the people who end up slaying him back to spirit status.  They also blame Jason’s Father Elias Voorhees for beating Jason’s Mother, Pamela Voorhees, during her pregnancy with Jason. This, in turn, caused her to turn to the bottle for solace.  The booze, and beatings, while Jason was still in the womb, is what caused his sorry physical, and mental state thereby deeply dulling the Voorhees Cult’s glorious future God.

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The crazed Cult even blames the Devil, and most demons in general for not fully supporting Jason, and aiding in his resurrection efforts once the demon Deathcilius was gone. I guess they don’t see the potential in Jason that the cult does. It seems the Devil only finds him “Somewhat Amusing” and was embarrassed by Deathcilius’s exorcism. Instead, the Voorheesian’s continue to browse Dark Gods as potential paranormal sponsors who will finally recognize Jason’s inner glory. They look at each of his kills as a sacrifice to a future deity. They even store part of the souls of Jason’s victims in special crystals. Emerald crystals of dark luck gifted to them by a Clurichaun (Dark Leprechaun) sympathetic to their Voorhees cause. The very crystals they use in their resurrection rituals and the ones they hope to present to a Dark God willing to play ball.

On Friday, November 13th, 2015 the Voorhees Cult managed to resurrect their God in an elaborate mystical ritual. Since then Jason Voorhees has crossed the country bathing in the blood of those he’s mercilessly murdered in cold blood! Many supernatural crime-fighting teams, such as Mystic Investigations, have attempted to apprehend, and terminate him. Unfortunately, he has been quite elusive with the support of his faithful Cult!

Since his restoration, Jason has made finding the Dark Witch Secilia a top priority second only to supplying him with fresh meat! In her absence, the High Priest Necromancer Julius manages the cult. As a loyal disciple of Jason and Secilia he has been a force to be reckoned with for those of us in the paranormal community looking to take Jason down. He works tirelessly in the hopes of giving Jason permanent immortality in a non-rotting body leading to his prophesied ascension to Dark Godhood. We can only hope this insanity never comes to pass!

If you were born on Friday The 13th you may be a target of the cult. If approached by them don’t fall for their blasphemous bull! Don’t believe the promises they make you. It’s all lies! Even if you never hear from them they could be watching you! Always be on extra high alert on every Friday The 13th!
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Is The Blob A Real Monster?


Amazingly, Blob Monsters sickeningly slide about our paranormal planet!  In general terms a Blob Monster is basically any mass of gelatinous goo, or similar material, that can move under its own power with some manner of consciousness. The creatures mental capacity can range from zombie like instincts or all the way to intelligent self-aware sapience. The most famous Blob is portrayed in the 1958 movie “The Blob“.  It was based on the true story of Extraterrestrial goo falling to Earth withing a meteor. It then proceeded to devour humans thereby increasing in strength and size. This Blob was driven by a primal instinct to devour all conscious life. In the end, simple cold temperatures stopped the creature as it came from an extremely hot planet.

The Radiation Ridden 20th Century Gave Us A Big Increase In Blob Monsters!

Most Blob Monsters came into existence in the post World War II era of mass chemical and radiation use. However, there are sporadic paranormal records of ancient Blobs with prehistoric origins, those created by magic, or alchemy, and the aforementioned alien Blobs. Many times in the magical realm the Blob was the culling of various metaphysical energies into a metaphysical matter form. Sometimes they were ghosts, poltergeists, demons, and other higher dimensional beings ripped away from their alternate planes of existence. Their consciousness inhabiting an ectoplasm form.  Even a live human can be cursed by a Gypsy or other powerful practitioner of magic into having their soul stolen from their body and slammed into a blasphemous Blob form!

The Quintessential Glittering Green Glowing Blob

Currently, the most common form of Blob Monsters are the green glittering glowing gelatinous type illustrated at the top of this article. The creatures can appear deceptively cute in some cases! Don’t be fooled for they are deadly! They are often the product of high levels of radiation mixing with certain chemicals. Toxic waste dumps are the most common sites of their birth.  A human, some supernatural beings, or even an animal can fall prey to chemical radioactivity thereby being reduced to a gelatinous form. Generally, though an animal doesn’t have enough spiritual juice to form a Blob or keep its form for too long. Somewhere in the mix there is a metaphysical transfer of the victim’s soul to the new gel form. It charges the goo, and utilizes the entire Blob as a consciousness matrix in place of a biological brain. Radioactive goo is then transformed into metaphysical matter rather than physical matter. Metaphysical matter reacts directly to a consciousness without the need for logical biological or mechanical parts. The outer shell is rather firm while the deepest parts of the Blob are more slimy in nature. More so when it has absorbed various people, animals, and sometimes random objects.

Radioactivity vs Metaphysical Energy

The creature glitters and glows with a mesmerizing green hue that makes it stand out in the darkness. This is often more of an indication of the metaphysical energy activity of their spirit rather than radiation. Although, the catalyst for the green color is gamma radiation. The same stuff that creates Incredible Hulks! Interestingly enough the heavy gelatinous substance locks in the radiation thereby making the Blob harmless in that respect. That is unless of course you’re sucked in and manage to escape. Then it might be cancer time! Supernatural Scientists and Cryptozoologists are studying the mystery of how the radiation is contained along with discovering what is the catalyst of this sapient Blog creation process.

The Disturbing Eyes Of The Blob Monster!

The oddest part of the modern Blob birth process is the formation of huge non-glowing googly eyes. Some say eyes are the windows of the soul and must form on all intelligent beings. A God programmed bridge between the laws of physics and metaphysics. The personality of the former human, or whatever the being was, is transformed to an almost innocent child like state within the simple mental matrix of the Blob. So they are usually not a threat for the most part.  However, people, animals, and things can get caught within their jelly like body thereby suffocating innocent victims to death rather quickly!  If they sink too deep within the Blob the pressure can crush them as well!  The digestion like assimilation of virtually any substance via a pressurized acidic breakdown increases the size and strength of the Blob. Unfortunately, since it’s a metaphysical matter being it responds to the strongest metaphysical energy organisms, aka humans, and various supernatural beings.  Although, it can exist indefinitely without consuming anything.

The Blob Speaks

Communication is difficult at first as they become used to their new mind and body. Without a mouth their thoughts send out vibrations through their goo that send odd echoes forth. Eventually the sounds will evolve into a muffled voice. If the Blob lives long enough it acquires shape shifting abilities that allow it to form a mouth along with a tongue, and vocal cord equivalents to create clear complete speech. Usually the voice is rather cute, high pitched, and squeaky sounding until their shape shifting skills advance sufficiently.  A rare few may even sprout small arms and after being alive for a century or more they could very well reacquire a human like bipedal form. Despite this they will still always be a green glowing gelatinous form and the giant googly eyes seem to be unalterable for reasons unknown.

The Immortal Blob

The Blob is theoretically Immortal unless it refuses to consume anything or absorb any further radiation.  Over time sliding about surfaces causes gel to slough off, and reduce its size. This of course then reduces its mental capacity which threatens to reduce it to a zombie like form that will begin absorbing anything in sight!  In addition, radioactive decay occurs giving it a plausible life expectancy of at least several thousands of years. Periodic exposure to gamma rays will ensure immortality and maintain its strength and size.  The government has been known to capture Blob’s for use in the clean up of dangerous radiation.

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Environmental Clean-Up Courtesy Of The Blob?

A Blob can actually absorb nuclear waste and help the environment!  They’re the reason our nuclear waste problems aren’t 100 times worse than they already are. Some say Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, had a hand in these type of Blob’s creation as a countermeasure for humankind’s radioactive ravages! Unfortunately, too much nuclear waste absorption can tend to make them aggressive and alter their normally chipper demeanor.  This is just another reason to steer clear of nuclear waste dumps! The telltale signs of a dangerous Blob are specs of brown amid its green glittering body, and movement toward you at ramming speed!  The only known repellent for this Blob is Iodine. Otherwise run for your life, and pray he, or she doesn’t encase you within its slime ridden gooeyness!  Ewwwwwwww!

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Is The Wolf Man Real?

In the supernatural community, a Wolf Man most often refers to a Wolf-Human Hybrid so it can include a Wolf Woman as well. They appear like the quintessential portrayal of Werewolves in early black and white films such as The Wolf Man (1941). These tamer beasts have the appearance of being more human than monster. A man that almost looks dog-like with an armada of hair everywhere while still wearing clothing! Their movement is usually more human-like than animal. As far as Werewolves we only see this as a brief intermediary state during the Full Moon transformation. There’s also a more prolonged Wolf Man form when a Werewolf is exposed to a Total Solar Eclipse or Partial Lunar Eclipse. Other than that there are no supernatural species that transforms from human to wolfman form.

The Nefarious Origins Of Wolf-Human Hybrids

The Wolf-Human Hybrid is one of the dozens of Hybrids seen recently in secret circles courtesy of diabolical genetic experiments melding animal with human DNA. To a much lesser extent, we’ve seen domestic dog mixed with human beings as well. Interestingly enough, the most common of these fantastical freaks of nature are the Neko or Cat-Human Hybrid. These sometimes horrifying beings only exist in our society because they managed to escape the labs they were made in! Some are harmless but when it comes to Wolf Men and Women you should expect heinous behavior! The wild beast within dictates their behavior more than the human half.

The Curse Of The Wolf Man

Before the age of mad science, these creatures came into being courtesy of magical practitioners. Generally, the result of a powerful Curse. Native American legends told of early European explorers who disrespected Mother Earth. If they hunted down an animal in a cruel manner, then that animal’s spirit would be imbued upon the individual. As it mingled with the human soul it would reprogram traits at the metaphysical energy level. This resulted in magical genetic alterations. If the revered wolf was malevolently slain for no reason then that hunter would become a Wolf Man. When a curse is involved it often comes with immortality. Non-cursed wolfmen have half the normal human life expectancy due to the short lives of wolves. Thankfully, skilled hunters or more powerful beasts will eventually take down these monstrous menaces!

Differences Between Werewolves And Wolf Men

On a supernatural scale, Werewolves are the apex predator while a Wolfman could be taken down by a bear. A werewolf could easily eat a bear for breakfast! Clearly, the biggest difference between a Werewolf and Wolf Person is the state of permanence. A Werewolf is only a monster on the nights of the Full Moon while the rest of the month they are superhuman. Outwardly they look and act completely normal in their human form. A Human-Wolf Hybrid on the other hand always looks like a furry dog boy or girl. Without the shape shifting there’s no clothes tearing to shreds. In fact, they will steal clothing when they don’t really need it. These hairy hybrids have no connection to the Moon but they may howl at it. Their mind is always swimming in the gray area between human and animal. They have very low IQ’s but can still remember previous human memories and speech. Although it is laced with a lot of grunts amid their gravely voice. Even shaving their entire body isn’t enough for a wolfman or wolfwoman to have a normal life. However, they fit in perfectly during Halloween and at costume parties. They spend most of their mindless lives lurking about the forest shadows where they hunt meaty prey or slumber in cozy hidden spots.

The Powers Of Wolf People

The Wolf-Human Hybrid have some traits comparable to top flight superhumans. This includes enhanced strength, speed, agility, and highly tuned senses. Naturally, the Wolf People have very keen hearing and scent capabilities. They are sometimes drawn to wolf packs as Alpha’s. Especially with Faunapathic abilities that allow direct communication with wolves. If not accepted they could be overwhelmed by the entire pack attacking them. Otherwise, these crazy carnivores roam remote woodlands hunting down and eating any prey they can catch. Their aforementioned traits plus sharp teeth and claws make them excellent predators. You may have heard unusual growling or howling sounds in the distance that sound a bit human. This may have been them!

The Wolfman Threat To Humans

They have been known to hunt down and eat humans. However, this is rare due to some sense of cannibalism in the remnants of their human minds. Usually they must be provoked to attack humans. That is unless they feel the mating urge! This is when they shed their clothing and seek out an unlucky human partner of the opposite sex. Oddly enough they don’t go after wolves for this purpose. Even when they’re apart of a pack. Their bodies are still more human like than wolf. Their violated victims often end up in mental institutions due to the lunacy of their story. The resulting baby is mostly human in nature. Although, it grows up to be an extremely hairy human with unusual urges at times. These sons and daughters of the Wolf Woman or Man enjoy a special kinship with canines and often own many dogs, They may even attempt to tame wild wolves.

Can A Wolf Man Become A Werewolf?

Since Wolf People are rare there are no recorded cases of a Werewolf biting them. There’s conjecture on what the Lycanthrope Virus would do to them. The virus only affects humans. There’s no werewolf animals unlike vampire animals. The same goes for most forms of the zombie virus which leave animals unaffected. Some Cryptozoologists believe the wolf half would neutralize it. Others think the human half would acquire the virus and the resulting transformation would create a weaker breed of werewolf on Full Moon nights. | Watch The Wolf Man Online |

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If you spot a Wolfman or Wolfwoman please contact your nearest Werewolf Hunter, Paranormal Professional, or Practitioner Of Magic! There is no known repellent for these blasphemous beasts as they are more science than supernatural. It wouldn’t hurt to try a dog whistle if you can’t escape their impending attack! If they aren’t wearing clothing then you really need to get the hell away from them ASAP!🐺

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