ET UFO Teleports Car From Main Street North Dakota

On November 7, 2014 security cam footage was posted on Youtube of a car in Cavalier, North Dakota disappearing in a flash of light (Car pictured at left moments before its paranormal disappearance).  It was classified by many as an extraterrestrial UFO abduction.  After an extensive paranormal investigation it indeed appears that the dark-colored sedan in the video above was teleported by the aliens known as Greys from the Gliese 581 star system.  These are the short skinny grey colored aliens with large heads, big eyes, and long limbs known for their kidnapping, and experimentation on humans.

The Alarming Alien Abduction!

UFO Aductees

The vehicle contained an unidentified male, and female who were abducted according to our supernatural sources in contact with the extraterrestrial species we know as the Greens.  The Greens are a friendly extraterrestrial species that are cousins of the Greys.  While the Greys mission is eventual domination of Earth mostly by forced interbreeding with us, the Greens are here only to stop their misguided cousins.

Aliens Are Among Us!

UFO Abduction

This advanced teleportation incident occurred on November 6th, 2014 between 1st Avenue and Division Avenue at approximately 1:42 AM Central Standard Time.   The time was confirmed by the few people in vicinity who recall seeing the blinding light flash of the teleportation process.  It’s unknown why the Greys chose to teleport the entire vehicle rather than just the two occupants.  Most likely they were experimenting with a more powerful teleportation device.  The device that de-materialized the car, and it’s human occupants into energy.  The light flash (pictured at the right) was the massive photon release of an explosive surge of electromagnetic radiation contained by a force field.  A common characteristic of alien teleportation devices, the radiation was still slightly read on a Geiger Counter a few days after the incident.  In an instant the terrified human couple would have found themselves materialized into a dark foreboding metallic chamber within an extraterrestrial vessel high in the stratosphere.  At this point we can only hope for their safe return.  Even if that happens the physical, and mental trauma of abduction, and experimentation will live with them forever!

Since there is very little mainstream news about this along with no indications of a missing persons report for the Cavalier, ND area some have said this must be a hoax.  No it’s just the government covering up UFO activity to prevent public panic.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency was probably made immediately aware of the incident via the NSA spy grid.  Certainly an abnormal flash of blinding light appearing on a security camera feed would get an AI supercomputer’s attention.  There were reports of men dressed in black suits canvassing the area wearing sunglasses which is their trademark uniform. We’re not sure why they make themselves so obvious?  Probably an intimidation tactic to silence witnesses.  Fortunately for us someone managed to smuggle out the video footage above, and post it on the internet where it can never be contained.

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Major Magical Faery Battle On Isle Of Man

Fairy Battle

Sporadic arcs of iridescent light were reported over the Ballaugh Curraghs wetlands on the Isle Of Man at sunset on July 9th through approximately the 12:00 AM Midnight Witching Hour of July 10th.  An eerie mist moved in off the sea at about 11:30 PM, and that’s when the colorful rays of light most densely blasted with a distinctive otherworldly din. Our research indicates that two factions of Faeries were engaged in immortal combat with each other.  This supernatural story first broke on Emmett McIntyre’s blog on Transceltic.com.

It seems a band of Irish Trooping Faeries was flying over the Irish Sea when they were blown off course by an unexpected gale.  Since Fairies are lower level nature spirits under the general authority of Nymphs, minor nature deities, there was something suspicious about this gale.  The human meteorologists may never get the weather right but by golly Faeries, Nymphs, and Goddesses create it!  The Devil himself in biological form, last seen in England near Stonehenge with the nefarious Plague Doctor mere days before, may have had a hand in this.  If so it’s unknown what his motives may have been.  Possibly a first minor effort to sow discord among the Earthly Gods as the specter of Armageddon looms forth? Certainly the presence of the Universes top Demon so close to this incident couldn’t be a coincidence? The Irish Faeries were known to be a renegade group but were still regarded as peaceful, and no higher level nature deities would have perpetuated any unpleasantness upon them.

The Irish Faeries, known to be loyal to the Celtic Goddess Brigid, had no choice but to land on the Isle Of Man to seek refuge from the gale.  Unfortunately the Isle Of Man Fairies, known to be deeply beholden to the Celtic Sea God Manannán mac Lir, are isolationists who did not take kindly to what they viewed as an invasion force in their sacred territory.  That’s when the first battle ensued on the shores making their way to the main battle ground at the Ballaugh Curraghs wetlands.

Manannán mac Lir paraded his deep cloak of mist forth upon the Isle to give his Faeries a fighting edge as they knew how to navigate it well.  All hope seemed lost for the Irish Troop as a kaleidoscope of magical energy arcs volleyed about causing a remarkable increase in local flora. Witnesses early the next morning were dumbfounded by the plethora of flowers that appeared out of nowhere overnight! It’s said the mist cleared rather quickly during the Witching Hour due to the Goddess Brigid charming Manannán mac Lir.  A cease fire was called by the two Gods, and the Faeries reluctantly obeyed.  Local witches who had captured some of the Faeries in the chaos of the battle were compelled by local Nymphs to release the Fairies.  However they were allowed to keep the captured mystical energies of the epic metaphysical melee. It would be best for anyone up to no good to avoid these Isle Of Man Witches for a great many months due to their stockpile of Fairy power, and dust.  Witnesses reported the sparkling gold Faery dust was strewn among the newly sprouted flowers, and shrubs.  The Irish Troop was allowed to rest on the shores of the Isle until the brink of dawn when they flew up over the Irish Sea into the serene sunrise.

Zeus Demands Peace Among His Allies!

Zeus

Not soon after the Faery incident unofficial spokesperson for the Earthly Gods, and leader of the largest faction of said Gods, the Greek God Zeus, urged all Gods, Goddesses, and other nature deities to get along as Armageddon approaches.  He was quoted as saying,”We shall not allow this Earth we built to fall into the hands of the Demons, Jinn, nor even the so called sainted Angels.  This is our domain, and all life, including the humans, are under our holy protection”  Zeus also took this opportunity to further comment on the February 2014 tragedy perpetuated by The Devil which resulted in his Siberian Demigod training camp being destroyed. Zeus stated,”The massacre of my innocent children shall not go unpunished.  Those brave men, and women did not die in vain.  They’re deaths shall be avenged.  Anyone who can bring me the Devil dead, or alive will receive instant ascension to Godhood by my side.”  Certainly this is the highest reward anyone could offer!

This message from Zeus came from his Official Counsel Of High Priestesses in Greece.  Just recently formed to be his mouthpiece in the war of Armageddon.

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Devil To Appear At Satanic Black Mass In Oklahoma

Unholy Satanic Black Hell Mass

The controversial Satanic Black Mass taking place at the Oklahoma City Civic Center September 21st just got more controversial. Since the Devil has been walking among us for a great many months in biological form, he has been bolstering more support for his rebellion against Heaven. Even publicly promising a special place of paradise in Hell for all who are loyal to him. This is why we’ve seen a general rise in various heinous acts around the world along with public black masses. Sources indicate that Satan has agreed to attend the event at the end of a special summoning ceremony.

A blasphemous event that will culminate with a dark baptism for attendees within a tank of unholy water. Naturally, all he has to do is walk in the door rather than appear from a higher dimension. However he will most likely use dark magic for a dazzling entrance display. It’s a fair bet that several private paranormal organizations will attempt to apprehend or demolish the Devil should he appear. Certainly various Christian religions with special paranormal units, such as the Catholic Church, will have various holy warriors ready to pounce on the Prince Of Darkness!  Unfortunately, a cloaking spell will probably be employed to hide the Devil’s presence.

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