The Planet’s Largest Super Soaker!
This monstrous bad boy of a super soaker delivers maximum mayhem when dealing with denizens of demonic darkness. When loaded with holy water blessed by a certified priest of most…
The Bubonic Black Plague Of Death Personified
The notorious Black Death that ravaged 14th-century Europe was a supernatural biological warfare experiment. A heinous horror perpetrated by none other than the master of death & disease, The Plague…
Bigfoot Getting A Haircut From His Point Of View
Even Sasquatch needs the assistance of a beautician to maintain a respectable appearance while roaming about the woods. Especially after a terrifying tussle with the sinister Slenderman! Apparently the one being…
The Office Management Maelstrom Poem
A poem for those in office management or any position of pressurized power… Office swimming in turmoil, Swaying you toward tin foil, All gaze upon you for hope, yearning to…
Womb To Tomb In 40 Seconds!
Freak quantum time tunnel, aka Hyper-Dimensional Temporal Comet, hit the exact space, and time of a baby’s birth! A Hyper-Dimensional Temporal Comet is a 5-D celestial hyperspace entity containing a rapid independent…
The Scary Slenderman Music Video
Enjoy the seriously sinister sights and sounds of the Slenderman music video. A video to haunt your nightmares until the day you die, and even beyond! Slenderman is an entity…