The Planet’s Largest Super Soaker!

This monstrous bad boy of a super soaker delivers maximum mayhem when dealing with denizens of demonic darkness. When loaded with holy water blessed by a certified priest of most religions, you have yourself one hell of a paranormal repellant! No longer will hordes of vampires, werewolves, and other demonic based beings direct ferocious fright at you! Unfortunately zombies aren’t demonic based but the raw power of this water cannon will blast their rotted parts at least a block away with extreme prejudice! Until you’re able to get a stupendous super soaker like this you’ll have to settle for these wonderful selections!

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