Christmas In July
In the summer heat of July, the last thing on our minds is the joy of brisk snowy Christmas. However, the term Christmas in July was started by Santa Claus. He begins his preparations for the monumental Christmas season in the middle of Summer. In early June his kids Nick, Jr., and Mary finish their school year at North Pole School. Then he and Mrs. Claus take the kids on a Summer Vacation to any of a number of locations on Earth. Even sometimes back in time! Once well-rested he and his Elves get to the business of making Christmas magic.
The Naughty Or Nice List Is Compiled
Although there are some Elfin observations of kids after Christmas the real judgment of their behavior, in fact, begins in July. All to determine if they’ve been naughty or nice. This is not a literal judgment of the soul which is left only to the God of the Omniverse. Rather it’s a literal observation of how the child behaves during the Summer and into the school month of September. This short window is crucial to whether or not your child will get a gift or a lump of coal in their stocking on Christmas Eve. So be sure to encourage your kids to be on their best behavior! By October, the heart of Halloween, the final Naughty Or Nice List is compiled.
Summer planning sessions track toy and decoration trends thus determining a course of action for any given Christmas season. New toys are designed and ready for magical manufacturing as Autumn approaches. The logistics of paranormal packing into Santa’s toy sack and global one-night delivery are also discussed. Preliminary statistics are compiled based on last year’s Naughty Or Nice List with the presumption of little change. Mrs. Claus also works with Santa and the Elves to prepare for tourists during November and December. There are plans for festivities and decorations that cover every part of North Pole City.
The Everlasting Effort To Aid And Protection Humankind!
During the Summer Santa and his Elves also continue their worldwide charity work along with fighting the forces of evil around the world. Santa is seen as the leader of good on Earth and he takes that title seriously. Whether it’s taking down a punk robbing a 7-11 or a coven of wicked witches hell-bent on global domination! Nobody is a match for a demi-archangel like Saint Nicholas. Naturally, he doesn’t wear the Santa suit and tries to keep a low profile when taking down nefarious individuals. In addition, he always tries to reason with those who have fallen to the dark side before resorting to harsher means for the greater good of humankind! His enchanted Elves follow the same code when dealing with filthy fiends. They often appear as little people but have been known to cast magical Glamours to appear like standard sized people.
As with our other articles about Santa, we’d like to thank our insider Elf sources for this valuable, and interesting information about our beloved Father Christmas! We would ask him directly but we don’t want to be annoying!🌞