Thankfully, Santa Claus wasn’t actually captured by the US Government. However, the video above is what might happen if any government got hold of Old Saint Nick and had the power to keep him contained. Santa Claus is amazingly number one on the US Government secret Supernatural Most Wanted List. He’s on it merely because anyone with paranormal power is considered a threat to the safety of the United States. They aren’t sure what he is but they conjecture he’s an alien of some type. In reality, he is a holy Demi-Angel, aka Angel-Human Hybrid. Naturally, the US government doesn’t seem to acknowledge angels as real entities yet they do classify various demons. This is probably the case due to the rarity of Angelic activity on Earth. Not to mention that acknowledging Angels would mean admitting God is real! “In God We Trust” on US currency is just a phrase to appease the faithful populace.

How Can Santa Claus Be Captured?

If captured Santa would have to be mystically weakened for the hypothetical interrogation. Plausibly they could administer some evil enchanted elixir that dampens his Angelic DNA thus rendering him human. Next, there would be the harsh experimentation, and cold scientific study of Santa to discover the secret of his powers. In order to capture him, they would need to employ a virtual armada of supernatural beings that would have to include powerful practitioners of magic. Most likely they’d enlist the aid of the Anti-Claus. The Anti-Claus is Santa’s evil twin brother who was once a demi-angel but turned to the dark side thus becoming demi-demon! He is the only one with the power to hurt him as he did in The First Battle Of Armageddon.  As number four on the government’s Paranormal Most Wanted List, they might work out an immunity deal in exchange for Santa’s capture. It wasn’t that long ago that the government thought Santa and the Anti-Claus were the same guy due to their appearance. Although, they believe the two are linked together in nefarious terrorist activities!😈

The Infiltration Of North Pole City!

Luckily this scenario was completely beyond ludicrous until July 25, 2016, when agents from the US Paranormal Defense Agency penetrated North Pole City! A confluence of unfortunate events led to the weakening of the cloaking spell that hides Santa’s winter wonderland from the world. Agents had already been actively scouring the north for the “Claus Asset” and his frozen lair. A supernatural SWAT team attempted to take Father Christmas into custody but they were no match for his armada of almost god-like powers within the holiest place on Earth. In the end, they were expelled and never located North Pole City ever again! Some within the government continue to believe Santa is an alien with various psychokinetic powers while others believe he may be a powerful Warlock.🎅