Xavier Remington 
Kevin O’Leary, also known as Mr. Wonderful, is a multi-millionaire financial wizard and investor on TV’s Shark Tank. He and other high-stakes investors, who call themselves Sharks, listen to pitches from businesses and inventors. Then they decide whether to give them venture capital money and support or not. On the popular program, there have been numerous times Mr. Wonderful’s fellow Sharks have called him a Vampire or hinted at his living dead status in some way. Mostly about him sleeping upside down in his crypt. He’s even referred to himself as being a vampire. So is this just a joke or is Kevin really The Vampire O’Leary? After consulting our contacts in the supernatural and celebrity community we have concluded that Kevin O’Leary is indeed a vampire of a special sort!💰
The Vampire Wonderful
Mr. Wonderful has been seen easily handling religious artifacts such as a crucifix. He’s appeared in the holy sunlight on several occasions. Kevin routinely consumes food and beverages of a non-blood sort. A great deal of wine in particular. This includes his fine line of O’Leary Wines. How is this possible? It turns out he’s technically a Godpyre or Godpire. The standard blood-sucking vampire comes from demonic lineage while a Godpyre is a product of Nature Deities. In Kevin’s case, he’s even more wonderful because he’s an extremely rare ArchGodpyre. The first generation of any Godpyre line begins with a God possessing a human to the DNA level and then mating with a normal human. This differs from a complete biological God mating with a human to birth a Demigod. In the case of ArchGodpyre’s, you have the chance or planned meeting of two nature deities possessing each respective human while mating.💵
The ArchGodpyre O’Leary
Kevin O’Leary is a second-generation ArchGodpyre descended from the Greek God Of Wine known as Dionysus and Lakshmi, the Hindu Goddess Of Wealth. This is what drives his insatiable appetite for wealth and wine. Although, he already had these traits at a young age long before his tremendous transformation! This is what attracted a first-generation Archpyre to him. She had a chance run-in with him at a party celebrating the sale of his successful business, The Learning Company, to Mattel for $4.2 billion in 1999. Later in the evening at the party, the Archpyre brought him across into the dark burgundy shadows of wealthy wine. After the supernatural switch, Kevin truly became Mr. Wonderful as his natural love of money and fermented grapes grew exponentially. Since ArchGodpyre and Godpyre are virtually unknown terms he and others of his kind simply call themselves vampires.🩸
The Paranormal Powers Of Mr. Wonderful
The Vampire Wonderful is effectively immortal and appears to have aged very little since 1999. Any noticeable aging is cosmetic in nature to preserve his human identity. Like all Immortals, he will have to someday fake his own death and reinvent himself until humankind discovers the cure for aging. He does have small retractable vampire fangs but they’re mainly to suck the juice out of grapes. Advanced members of his kind can then directly transform the nectar into wine. Unfortunately, Kevin doesn’t yet possess that power but it will exhibit itself someday. His eyes will glow a slightly burgundy color after consuming a lot of red wine. This is the preferred power source of wine associated Godpyre’s.
O’Leary is also blessed with superhuman strength, speed, agility, and senses along with enhanced intelligence. Particularly his sense of taste and smell to better enjoy and develop his personal line of ultra-fine wines. He also has a natural sixth sense to attract success and continue growing his $400 million dollar net worth! Kevin has been developing the psychokinetic powers of Money Manipulation and Alchohol Manipulation that grow stronger with each passing day. It’s said that he directly blesses his line of wines with his own hands to enhance its flavor. At some point in the future, he may be able to turn water into wine! Kevin further ensures his bright future by worshipping his patron Gods Dionysus and Lakshmi at a secret altar of grapes and gold in his home.🍷
The Power To Create Others Of His Own Kind?
Kevin does have the power to bring a Third Generation of ArchGodypre’s into existence. It’s unknown if he ever has but in order to do so he would have to recreate the same conditions as his transformation in 1999. In a number of cases, Godpires can’t transform others in the same way a standard sanguine vampire can. A vampire will drain someone of nearly all their blood to the brink of death before bringing them back by introducing their own blood into the subject. In this instance the pre-Godpyre would need to drink a large quantity of special wine directly blessed by both Dionysus and Lakshmi, The grapes themselves are said to have come from Mount Olympus. Mixed within the nectar of the gods is 24K gold dust of fortune mined from the first to ever exist within the cosmos! The mystical wine actually transforms human blood into a special wine that brings them to the brink of death. It is at that point that the sire Godpyre introduces a few drops of their own mystical wine-imbued blood into their mouth to be absorbed into the surging supernatural system.🍇
Does The Wonderful One Have Any Weaknesses?
In order to maintain peak power and remain immortal Kevin must consume high-quality wine on a regular basis. He must also include precious metal powders in his food and drink when possible. Indeed, he can still eat and drink anything, unlike a blood-sucking vampire. However, he prefers only the richest and highest quality food he can acquire. Like a Reverse Vampire O’Leary requires a fair amount of sunshine just as growing grapes do. He also needs some pitch darkness at times, not unlike the fermenting wine within wood barrels. He goes through a continuous cycle of requiring conditions that are optimal for growing grapes and aging fine wine.
It’s said that he can be weakened by low-quality wine and those with the stink of failure on them. This is why he can be so brutal to contestants on the Shark Tank. In that way, there are some slight energy vampire qualities as he soaks up the vibes of success while being repelled by failure. It’s unknown if there is anything that can substantially weaken him or cause his demise. Naturally, his soul is spiritually connected with his patron gods who he actively pays homage to. This provides him with extra enchanted protection from the paranormal perplexities of our planet! If he was to ever die he would be made a God on Mount Olympus to live out all eternity in paradise! This is why he is Mr. Wonderful!💸 [Read More About Godpyre’s…]
📝After appearing on Season 4 Episode 8 of Shark Tank, Comedian Seth Macfarlan indicated that Mr. Wonderful isn’t human. This is due to seeing a fly go into Kevin’s mouth without any reaction from him. In all likelihood, he ate it alive!🧛 | Luckily, O’Leary had two kids before he became an Immortal in 1999…
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Update 2024
It was reported that Kevin underwent right hip replacement surgery in mid-2024 after 32 years of playing competitive Squash. However, that was the cover story. In reality, there was a battle between his patron gods and some dark Underworld deities. This negatively affected everyone supernaturally linked to the gods including Kevin. A curse was cast upon him that eventually resulted in his hip injury. Without his normal healing factor he had no choice but to partake in normal surgery. Thankfully, his patron gods were fully recharged and eventually, the curse was canceled by their sheer enchanted energies!
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