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Leprechauns Decree New Saint Patrick’s Day Traditions

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Leprechaun King

King Lochlann, Leader of the proud Irish Leprechaun people, has decreed new holiday protocols for March 17th Saint Patrick’s Day with the consent of the Leprechauns patron Saint the infamous Angel Patrick.  These new traditions are meant to bolster the holiday forth into the same league as Halloween, Christmas, and Easter.  Humans lend the unique power of their special collective consciousness to holidays which is a form of magic all it’s own. This is why Christmas, and Halloween are the most supernaturally powerful holidays of the year.  King Lochlann is hoping to not only inspire more people in general but also capture the hearts of children who wield the power of magical innocence so crucial to the aforementioned holidays.  Apparently a lot of drunk adults wearing green, and guzzling emerald beer isn’t doing much to aid the Leprechauns in their annual concentrated push to spread good luck around the world in the name of helping the forces of light, and right.  Of course Leprechauns are known to partake of a wee bit of booze now, and then.

The Leprechaun King has set forth new guidelines for Saint Patrick’s celebrations due to the recent first battles of Armageddon, and the general spread of evil on Earth.  In addition the Devil’s presence on Earth has strengthened the resolve of the various forces of darkness including the chief nemesis of the Leprechauns known as the Clurichauns.  Clurichauns, aka dark anti-Leprechauns, are notorious for spreading their own diabolical brand of bad luck along with stealing Leprechauns gold for the purpose of warping it into coins of dark luck.  Now more than ever the Leprechauns need human support in their quest to spread righteous luck, and continue to drive forth the general forces of good perpetuated from Christmas, and Valentines Day.  The essential need to pass the baton of light to Easter!

King Lochlann’s decree includes the following translated from his ancient Gaelic language:

  1. By all means continue drinking copious amounts of green colored alcoholic beverages along with the general wearing of green in support of Irish good luck.  Green is the luckiest color symbolizing the Emerald Isle, and all it’s mystical magic.  Be sure children get a selection of green non-alcoholic drinks as well.  Let the Shamrock Shakes of minty goodness fly forth freely as well!  It’s only once a year so live a little!
  2. Continue having Saint Patrick’s Day parties while transforming them into costume parties that accentuate anything related to Ireland, good luck, or Leprechauns.  Please try to have celebrations more centered around the kids.  Dressing them up as little Leprechauns complete with a wood shillelagh.  They should symbolically spread luck by throwing forth Shamrocks, lucky charms, or candy.  Candy wrapped in gold foil to appear as gold coins placed in a traditional pot that looks like a small cauldron.  Shamrock shaped mints are great as well.  Creation of a Saint Patrick’s treasure hunt to find said pot of gold candy will further fuel the imagination of children to strengthen the Saint Patrick’s holiday.
  3. We encourage people to decorate their homes in green lights, and appropriate Saint Patrick’s decor.  Hang lucky charms about, and have clover plants to exude good luck about.
  4. Our hope is to see children adorned in Leprechaun garb going door to door with their little pots collecting candy, and lucky charms given by generous adults with the Spirit Of Saint Patrick within them.  Pray to Saint Patrick, and let his lucky spirit dwell within you on March 17th.
  5. Near a window we would hope to see a box of live growing shamrocks ready to receive a gift of good luck from from parents to children.  One, or two of which should say it’s from a Leprechaun, or Saint Patrick, in the same way you do with Santa Claus.  Of course all supernatural beings are bound by the Supernatural Secrecy Pact that prevents large scale exposure of the paranormal community.  This is why Santa, and the Leprechauns can only directly deliver things to those within the paranormal community with the exception of a few special cases.  It’s becoming more common in these dire times for Leprechauns to leave lucky gifts with especially deserving members of the supernatural community as a reward for fighting the forces of darkness. Although a Leprechaun isn’t usually seen, his visitation is realized by the bright emerald green carpet of four leaf clovers left behind!
  6. We encourage people to create good luck directly by spotting situations where you can lend a hand to someone in need even on the simplest level.  You can even create a situation.  Something like throwing a quarter in someone’s path while you remain hidden to observe their lucky find.  The coin itself then becomes lucky. Let the Spirit Of Saint Patrick flow through you!
  7. General interest, creativity, and day dreaming involving Saint Patrick’s Day on any level will aid in the elevation of our day to most favored supernatural holiday status.  The Leprechauns, and I thank you for your cooperation in making the Earth the luckiest place in the Universe!

Now please do your part to spread good luck by following the King’s guidelines so you can aid in the forces of good triumphing over that of evil in these extremely trying times!

The King also released a special decree discouraging the capture of his Leprechauns and/or their pots of lucky million dollar gold for the purposes of receiving three coveted good luck based wishes. He said it distracts from the Leprechauns mission but he stated no ill will would come upon anyone partaking of this centuries old venture due to protections from Saint Patrick.  More or less anyone smart, or powerful enough to find the gold or capture the Leprechaun deserves the wishes.  However for everything to go well one must be respectful to the Leprechaun, and always return his gold once the wishes are granted.  Failure to do so can wield the wrath of an angry Leprechaun upon you along with the natural bad luck that will follow.  Anyone can bend good luck into bad luck when they have negative intentions in their heart!

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Ultra Lucky Six-Leaf Clover Found In North Carolina

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A blessed boy finds an ultra-rare and beyond lucky six-leaf clover in his backyard. He and his family live in North Carolina amid their already unusual yard teeming with four-leaf clovers. They have no idea how such rare clovers have flourished only on their property. After a thorough paranormal investigation, we now know these are grounds of fantastic fortune! Something rarely seen outside of Ireland. The home nation of Leprechauns and their bastion of good luck.

It seems some years ago on Saint Patrick’s Day a Leprechaun fought in an epic battle with a Clurichaun, aka Dark Leprechaun of bad luck, over his lucky pot of gold. The area with all the four-leaf clovers was the cloaked end of the rainbow where the Leprechaun stored lucky coins. In fact, a five-leaf clover should be there as well but it probably hasn’t been seen yet. The battle most likely happened during or after The Witching Hour as everyone was fast asleep. The Leprechaun would have taken careful measures to mask the fights sights and sounds via magic so as not to violate The Supernatural Secrecy Pact.

The Battle Between Good Luck And Evil Luck!


Ultimately, the Leprechaun was the victor in his destruction of the evil Clurichaun. The body would explode into green glitter that made the ground extra holy and lucky. The act of eradicating a being of bad luck by the hand of the Leprechaun creates good luck. This in addition to the luck of a Leprechaun scurrying about the same spot along with his pot of gold resting there. The glorious glitter infused the soil with the enchanted essence of the emerald isle thus causing clover to spring forth. The luckiest of the four-leaf variety. Eventually, a six-leaf emerged which always happens on sainted soils where an evil Leprechaun met his maker.

The four-leaf clovers already have immense good fortune but the six-leaf can literally make dreams come true if used properly in the hands of an experienced magician or other well-versed member of the supernatural world. A seven-leaf clover can grant wishes on its own but is only found within the Leprechaun Capital of Lucky Lake in Ireland. These are found on wells of natural good luck or where a fallen Leprechaun has been buried. No matter what this family has a bright future of lovely luck!🍀

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Anti-Christ Birthed During The Spring Solar Eclipse!

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Anti-Christ

Ever since the First Battle Of Armageddon, on Halloween 2013, the Devil has been on Earth in biological form.  Ousted from Hell by the diabolical Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo. That battle thwarted his attempt to father his Earthly son The Anti-Christ.  The prophesied child of darkness would be the most powerful force of darkness on Earth.  Even more so than his father due to Angelic forces limiting the Devil on Earth while his son gets a free pass due to not being a pure demon.  Over the nearly past year, and a half the Devil has been dodging not only Angels but various members of the paranormal community hoping to kill or capture him.  There’s even a group of brave warriors calling themselves the Satan Slayers.  Unfortunately, all of us in the supernatural community dropped the ball, and the Anti-Christ was fathered, and born in the North Atlantic Faroe Islands during the March 20th, 2015 Spring Solar Eclipse.  Yes, you heard that right!  The Devil impregnated a woman, and she supernaturally gave birth during the barely three-minute solar eclipse! To be precise he was born at 9:43 AM local time.

The ritual to Father the Little Prince of darkness is quite a production and is designed to Supernatural Solar Eclipsekeep the consummation site hidden from Angelic forces, overcome various protection spells on Earth that prevent such an unholy birth, and also imbue the Anti-Christ child with extra special powers.  More or less the Emperor Of Hell created his own Devil’s Triangle and directed the tip at a key point amid the visible solar eclipse. Solar Eclipses are wondrous cloaks of darkness for the forces of evil.  Not only are the holy rays of the sun blocked but its energies are filtered through the not so holy Moon. During a total solar eclipse, this results in the visible corona ring of light being concentrated unholy light.

Earth ChakrasThe three vertices of the Devil’s personal power triangle are special supernatural energy points on Earth.  The first bottom vertex of the triangle is located near the Killarney National Park in Killarney, Ireland.  It’s the secret cloaked Capital Of Good Luck On Earth.  The home of the proud little Leprechaun people. The second bottom vertex of the triangle was the Earth’s Fourth Chakra, the Heart Chakra, located at Glastonbury-Shaftesbury, England.  The top vertex of the triangle is on the Isle Of Mann.  Home of the largest concentration of Fairies, minor nature deities, on Earth.  The power generated by this dark triangle was then directed to the Faroe Islands not only due to its ideal location in the solar eclipse visible zone but also due to the coincidence of the Earth wandering Third Eye Chakra being located there at that specific time.

King-Of-Hell-DevilThe Devil had no need to alter the Heart or Third Eye Chakra of the Earth since they are neutral due to the Earth being home to both the forces of good, and evil.  All the Earth’s Chakra’s are some of the most powerful paranormal places on Earth and can be used by anyone with the right knowledge to exploit them.  When it came to the Killarney Lucky Leprechaun Energy Center, and the Fairies Of Mann things had to be twisted to the dark side.   On the evening of July 9th, 2014 the Devil provoked a fight between two rival fairy factions on the Isle Of Mann causing the widespread discharge of highly concentrated photokinetic energy bursts and fairy dust showers.  At the Witching Hour on July 10th, this caused a slow-growing dark energy vortex to open from the Underworld.  It was undetectable by the Fairies who noticed a considerable drain in their powers since last year as it grew larger.  Only now has the demonic vortex been shut down.

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Over the past years Clurichauns, aka dark Leprechauns, have been slowly but surely infiltrating the center of the Leprechaun village where Lucky Lake resides.  Lucky Lake is the largest natural wishing well on Earth containing tons of lucky gold coins under it’s hallowed waters.  These Clurichauns had apparently been cursing the gold with their bad luck bit by bit so the Leprechauns wouldn’t notice.  During the eclipse at the right moment, an army of Clurichauns entered the vulnerable village, and cast a demonic spell to make the entire village the momentary Capital of dark luck.  After the eclipse past the Leprechauns repelled the dirty little devils!

The Solar Eclipse itself was amid the perfect Tetrad Blood Moon storm of the past year along with being on the Spring Equinox which is a time of supposed balance on Earth.  However, the Devil tipped the scales toward evil.  The dark Anti-Christ consummation ceremony took place at an outdoor Devil worshiping temple on the Faroe Islands in the middle of the eclipse.  It was presided over by a variety of dark demonic Priests, Witches, Warlocks, and Wizards lead by the up, and coming genius Sorcerer Brimstone. A one time apprentice of the notorious Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo who is now the King Of Hell.

Originally the Devil planned for Shala, Queen Of Halloween, to be the Anti-Christ’s mother due to her being a powerful Angel-Demon Hybrid.  Luckily those plans failed.  Especially considering they went against prophesy that states the Anti-Christ should be half human.  The mother was thought most likely to be a dark demonic witch.  We now for the first time reveal the general identity of the Anti-Christ babies mother. In keeping with the fact that Jesus Christ was the son of the Omniverse God in human form, the Devil choose someone similair.  A daughter of God in human form.

Sometime over the past year, the Devil kidnapped a woman who was apart of Jesus Christ’s lineage.  Yes, Jesus secretly had children. The woman was brainwashed into believing the Devil was a saintly fellow, and then on the eclipse within the power of the Devil’s Triangle in the aura of the Earth’s Third Eye Chakra the spirit of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth was cast into this woman.  The Earth’s spirit flowed freely into this specially chosen woman.  Goddess Gaia was adopted as the daughter of the Omniverse God, father of Jesus Christ, many millions of years ago.  She was originally a spontaneous creation of the collective consciousness of the Earth’s complex biosphere.  So the Anti-Christ is technically a Demi-Demongod.  A previously unknown being.  The demonic child was supernaturally conceived, developed, and born all within the eclipse.  The mother, whose name is being withheld to protect her family, was absorbed by the Earth’s Third Eye Chakra, and disappeared!  The rapidly growing Anti-Christ child is now being raised by his father, and several demonic nanny’s.  This Hell spawn could be on the world stage within 10-20 years ready to spearhead the final Battle Of Armageddon for the forces of evil!  Any current world leaders being touted as the Anti-Christ are merely the Devil’s minions paving the way for his unholy crown Prince of Darkness.

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Faroe Islands Eclipse Footage

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