Russian Levitation Prodigy Caught On Tape

A man walking his faithful dog Tarzan in some woods in the rural outskirts of Moscow, Russia caught a levitating girl on tape.  Further investigation reveals the girl was born with a Levitation gene in her DNA, and her powers began developing slowly since around age two. Such powers have been ever increasing manifesting among humans junk DNA as apart of our evolution process.  A process leading to Human higher dimensional Godhood where we already exist outside of this time-space.  The paranormal prodigy is with a metaphysical mentor from the local supernatural community guiding her practice in flight away from prying eyes. Or so she thought!  Once they spot the dog walking camera man, the woman, and gifted girl immediately flee the area never to be seen again!  Their identities are being protected by those of us in the paranormal community who know that the girl could be subjected to government or clandestine private corporate experimentation.  The Levitation Girl has aspirations to become a superhero who wishes to do battle against the forces of evil in order to protect humanity from various supernatural scourges that lurk about the night!

Those of you not born with Levitation powers can attempt to duplicate these abilities via magic spells.

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Slender Man Assassin Nearly Kills The Slender Man!

Slender Suit
What Has Slender Man Been Up To Lately?
For the last few years, Slender Man was spotted with the Devil every so often. He indeed played a role in the tragic Second Battle Of Armageddon. This despite being a control freak that prefers the company of harmless children.  However, sometime in mid- 2015 it was rumored the two had a falling out.  Apparently, the Devil, a top-level ArchDemon, was unable to kill the Slenderman before he teleported to safety.  The Devil’s weakened human form may explain part of this.  The other half is the fact that Slender Man is a prisoner on Earth sent here by his own people from a parallel dimension for unspecified crimes.  They utilize the life force of Earth to bind him in certain ways so as to limit his paranormal power.  That same force also protects him from dying since he’s been given a life sentence.  Certainly an eternity for an immortal like Slender Man!

Since then there have been sparse sightings of Slender with an attempted diabolical Halloween plot foiled by a bounty hunter sent from his dimension to assassinate him.  The Slender Man Assassin was sent here by a non-governmental faction from his home dimension to exact final justice by illegally eradicating Slender.  Slender Man has been quite efficient at eluding the Assassin spotted every so often around the world.  Until Halloween 2015 when Slender Man hatched a sinister plot to brainwash a majority of the parents in a small Kansas town in order to use them as proxies to eliminate each other while delivering their own children into his hands on Halloween during the heart of Trick O Treating.  By far one of the most despicable acts he’s ever attempted!  We believe not even the Devil would stoop so low!  However it’s known that Slender Man doesn’t harm children, and instead feeds off the magic of innocence that surges through them.  In fact every child he ever kidnapped may be alive in stasis hidden somewhere on Earth acting as his personal power batteries virtually Matrix style.  Perhaps existing in a mental dream world of his making.

Slender had spent two months turning dozens of people into his zombie like proxies when Halloween night came to pass.  He was about to pull off what he considered to be his crowning masterpiece as he was about to send a mental message to his victims to massacre anything that moved except for the kids.  He never completed his psychic message as the Slender Man Assassin tackled him, and their shape shifting tentacles fought like a couple of wild land locked squid!  They violently battled in the street within the middle of a neighborhood full of parents, and Trick O Treaters who ran screaming away from the epic battle.  Street lamps, trees, cars, Halloween decor, and Jack-O-Lantern heads flew about as if a tornado had hit the dark roadway. After several minutes The Slender Man Assassin had Slender’s neck locked to the ground as he stuck a syringe full of glittering purple goo into Slender with a tentacle.  It must have been something to temporarily break the protective force because Slender began to choke according to the few witnesses who stayed behind to watch.  They saw his smooth white faceless form turn to a pitch black wrinkled prune!  Death may have been seconds away if not for the intervention of the infamous Slender Man Cult!

A hoard of loyal teen cult members swarmed from everywhere 360 degrees.  They attacked the Slender Assassin with swords, and knives. The distraction was enough for Slender Man to recover, and defend himself.  The Assassin had no choice but to retreat.  Slender was clearly weakened so he, and his cult left town for good. They haven’t been seen since.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to clean up the metaphysical mess, and attempt to treat those with Slender Sickness who could be saved.  As usual they performed a masterful media, and local law enforcement cover-up so the general public never learned of this.  We can’t even mention the name of the town because the Paranormal Defense Agency would consider that information too specific, and swoop in to clean us up!!!!

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Chicago Lit Ablaze With Wizard Wand Fire!

On Sunday Morning, May 31, 2015, at the Witching Hour somewhere in downtown Chicago, an epic battle of good vs evil took place on the dark mean streets. Wayward wizards versus those who choose to fight for justice with their wondrous wizardry powers.  A witness in a high-rise apartment complex shot the video above. The camera footage was released in too many places for the government to completely cover it up.

When the supernatural world is exposed without physical proof they generally paint it as an Urban Legend.  When video exists, they quickly enlist their production teams to re-frame the video as an entertainment production. In this case, setting it up as an homage to Harry Potter[Ad] as evidenced by the background music.  Despite the added production elements, the video above is a very real battle between wizards utilizing the metaphysical energy focusing tools known as magic wands.

A Wayward Wizarding War!

Wayward Wizard Warriors

Our investigations uncovered a nefarious clandestine plot by wicked wizards to sacrifice local homeless people to an entity thought to be the collective spirit of The Conexus or an agent of their dangerous higher dimensional organization. Perhaps an Astral Shadow Merc.  The Conexus needs spiritual power to gain a foothold in our physical reality, and the wizards thirsted for more power in what was to be a mutually beneficial arrangement.

A local witch, whose name has been withheld to protect her, got wind of the plot after she witnessed a homeless man kidnapped in a white van down by the river.  She followed them via enchanted broomstick and discovered their Wizards Lair.  There, she overheard them talking as they prepared the innocent man for ritual sacrifice.  Fortunately, she was able to stealthily enter their Lair, and extricate the man to safety.  She then promptly contacted Chicago Supernatural, a prominent paranormal investigations firm.  They in turn used their contacts in the real supernatural community to inform the Wizarding World of the perversion of their magical practice.

The Forces Of Good To The Rescue!

A group of wizard warriors calling themselves the Pennsylvanian Paladins flew in from Pittsburgh to take on the wayward wizards. The dark wizards, with no official group name as they were trying to keep a low profile, were rousting sleeping homeless people looking for easy victims.  The Paladins used a locator spell to find active wizarding wands in the metropolitan area, and then the battle was joined.  Iridescent shimmers of energized mystical fire volleyed back, and forth amid electrical shock-like sounds.  It was a short paranormal battle since the Paladins were far superior in strength.

There were only minor injuries, mainly sustained by the wicked wizards.  Mostly, there was the pain of metaphysical electrical shocks for those without the ability to produce supernatural shields.  The blasphemous wizards abandoned Chicago, and haven’t been heard from since.  The local witch who originally reported the wizards has been given additional support to aid in keeping her streets clean of malevolent metaphysical activity.  Everyone in the Chicago supernatural community remains on alert for any additional negative paranormal activity perpetuated by dark practitioners of magic!  There’s no word on whether The Conexus or its Shadow Merc warriors ever manifested in Chicago.🧙‍♂️

Update: Other battles took place and it’s now known as The Chicago Wizarding Wars.

Original Video On Youtube (Oddly Age Restricted So Couldn’t Show Here Remotely)

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