Chicago Lit Ablaze With Wizard Wand Fire!

On Sunday Morning, May 31, 2015, at the Witching Hour somewhere in downtown Chicago, an epic battle of good vs evil took place on the dark mean streets. Wayward wizards versus those who choose to fight for justice with their wondrous wizardry powers.  A witness in a high-rise apartment complex shot the video above. The camera footage was released in too many places for the government to completely cover it up.

When the supernatural world is exposed without physical proof they generally paint it as an Urban Legend.  When video exists, they quickly enlist their production teams to re-frame the video as an entertainment production. In this case, setting it up as an homage to Harry Potter[Ad] as evidenced by the background music.  Despite the added production elements, the video above is a very real battle between wizards utilizing the metaphysical energy focusing tools known as magic wands.

A Wayward Wizarding War!

Wayward Wizard Warriors

Our investigations uncovered a nefarious clandestine plot by wicked wizards to sacrifice local homeless people to an entity thought to be the collective spirit of The Conexus or an agent of their dangerous higher dimensional organization. Perhaps an Astral Shadow Merc.  The Conexus needs spiritual power to gain a foothold in our physical reality, and the wizards thirsted for more power in what was to be a mutually beneficial arrangement.

A local witch, whose name has been withheld to protect her, got wind of the plot after she witnessed a homeless man kidnapped in a white van down by the river.  She followed them via enchanted broomstick and discovered their Wizards Lair.  There, she overheard them talking as they prepared the innocent man for ritual sacrifice.  Fortunately, she was able to stealthily enter their Lair, and extricate the man to safety.  She then promptly contacted Chicago Supernatural, a prominent paranormal investigations firm.  They in turn used their contacts in the real supernatural community to inform the Wizarding World of the perversion of their magical practice.

The Forces Of Good To The Rescue!

A group of wizard warriors calling themselves the Pennsylvanian Paladins flew in from Pittsburgh to take on the wayward wizards. The dark wizards, with no official group name as they were trying to keep a low profile, were rousting sleeping homeless people looking for easy victims.  The Paladins used a locator spell to find active wizarding wands in the metropolitan area, and then the battle was joined.  Iridescent shimmers of energized mystical fire volleyed back, and forth amid electrical shock-like sounds.  It was a short paranormal battle since the Paladins were far superior in strength.

There were only minor injuries, mainly sustained by the wicked wizards.  Mostly, there was the pain of metaphysical electrical shocks for those without the ability to produce supernatural shields.  The blasphemous wizards abandoned Chicago, and haven’t been heard from since.  The local witch who originally reported the wizards has been given additional support to aid in keeping her streets clean of malevolent metaphysical activity.  Everyone in the Chicago supernatural community remains on alert for any additional negative paranormal activity perpetuated by dark practitioners of magic!  There’s no word on whether The Conexus or its Shadow Merc warriors ever manifested in Chicago.🧙‍♂️

Update: Other battles took place and it’s now known as The Chicago Wizarding Wars.

Original Video On Youtube (Oddly Age Restricted So Couldn’t Show Here Remotely)

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Milwaukee Manticore On The Loose!

Is The Milwaukee Lion Something Very Supernatural In Nature?
Manticore

For the past week Milwaukee residents have alarmingly reported a “cat like” creature roaming about their cityscape.  Police, and State Nature Resource agents have attempted to capture this elusive feline without success despite it’s blatant diurnal prancing about the urban streets.  The only captured image is a blurry cell phone video.  Zoological experts have theorized it’s either a young African Lion, or a mature cougar on the prowl. Some witnesses have indicated there was a smaller cat traveling with the larger animal.  So far there are no official reports of any injuries or fatalities by this wild animal.

In reality what we have here is a massive cover-up by the US Paranormal Defense Agency, the top secret supernatural defense arm of the US Department Of Defense.  US PDA agents, commonly known as Men In Black, have been spotted lurking about the Milwaukee area by private paranormal professionals trained to spot these nefarious figures.  Our insider sources in the PDA indicate they took three college students into custody for suspicion of opening a brief porthole to the Underworld, and magically summoning a Manticore.  It’s suspected they are amateur Wizards who perhaps materialized a set of Manticore siblings. One older sibling and baby Manticore.  Manticores are monstrous demonic creatures that appear lion like with dragon wings, and a scorpions tail.  However young ones appear as mere wild cats.  Also unlike fully mature Manticores who can only surface during a New Moon, a younger one can roam about in full Moonlight, and Sunlight.   They are also much more docile, and will not rabidly slaughter anything that moves.  Unfortunately they have a thirst for live meat which they heartily devour whole including the bones.  This makes it hard to know what animal or human prey they may have claimed for themselves! It’s entirely possible that recently missing people in the Milwaukee area could have been eaten alive by the larger Manticore.  The larger beast would naturally feed the baby Manticore.
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The supernatural community has no faith in the Paranormal Defense Agency, and their blasphemous bureaucracy.  In light of that several paranormal investigators, and supernatural warriors from around the country have converged on Milwaukee to capture, and/or kill the Manticore(s) themselves.  Although the hope is to capture them alive for Cryptozoological research.  Mystic Investigations has sent our very own Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander to Milwaukee since his personal skill set is perfect for hunting down these dangerous supernatural creature. In addition he is being accompanied by our Crytozoologist Dr. Ashley Abercrombie who is an expert in Manticores, and all supernatural species.  In the coming days as we approach the Full Blue Moon it’s quite possible that Werewolves will finish the young Manticores off if nobody else does.

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CNN News Crew Attacked By Demonic Poltergeists

Some shocking evidence of paranormal activity is seen in the CNN news story above.   A camera man felt a burning sensation, and received a scratch on his arm.  A reporter felt invisible entities touching, and pinching her.  These are just a few of the disturbing events in this haunted house that was apparently the site of various grizzly murders.  Clearly this home has become a metaphysical vortex leading into some dark astral realms resting above the surface of Hell itself!  The house is a ticking supernatural time bomb that various paranormal professionals haven’t been able to solve.  The only solution is to vacate, and burn the place in blessed holy fire with holy oil as the fuel. Unfortunately the owners still feel their financial well being is more important then their physical safety.  It’s a fair bet the poltergeist activity will steadily increase to more violent proportions, and they will have no choice but to vacate.

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