The Sinister Santa Badger
The Sinister Santa Badger, a known associate of the diabolical Anti-Claus, will pay you a nasty visit if you’re naughty this Christmas season. This sapient Badger was said to be…
Mrs. Claus’s Secret Enchanted Eggnog Recipe
This North Pole Arctic Enchanted Eggnog is the most sweetest, scrumptious, and creamiest eggnog anyone could hope to have on this planet. It’s so addictive that you can’t stop drinking…
The Merry Dancing Peanuts Snoopy Doll
The seemingly sentient dog of Peanuts fame, we all know as Snoopy, has always been an endearing character to children, and adults alike. Now this smart dog comes in the…
Proper Care Of The Mystical Crimson Christmas Poinsettia
December 12th is Poinsettia Day! Certainly the Poinsettia is the quintessential plant of Christmas featuring it’s striking crimson flowering leaves. Not only is it a must for beautiful Christmas decor…
Will Santa Claus Fight In Armageddon?
We asked the Demi-Angel & Saint Santa Claus about any role he would have in battling the forces of darkness. All he would say is that he would not let any…
What’s Inside A Santa North Pole Snow Globe?
Oh my this seems like Christmas blasphemy for some reason!
