Xavier Remington 
The video above features a crazy Karen who has gone through life with a huge ego and god complex despite no basis in reality. She had enough of people not yielding to her imaginary authority enforced by her terrifying tirades and blasphemous behavior. She finally turned to the world of witchcraft for the power she felt she deserved. Unfortunately for Karen, not even wicked witches wanted to deal with her! She had no magical ability on her own and was unable to teach herself magic. Finally, she spent a great deal of her hard-earned money from working at Walmart to gain Borrowed Magic on the supernatural Black Market. Borrowed Magic involves a Magical Practitioner infusing a normal human with pre-programmed metaphysical energy activated by various physical and mental triggers. Thankfully for society, she didn’t have the patience to utilize it properly and it puttered out rather quickly.
The Downfall Of Crazy Karen
Within the video at the top of this page Karen The Wannabe Witch is confronted by a police officer called to the scene due to her erratic behavior. Some said she was possessed by a demon but in reality, the borrowed magic drove her mad! She charged at him like a rabid bull with her hand extended forth ready to spew forth a barrage of magic. Briefly, her eyes glowed green and she sent a mystical repelling force at the officer. Ultimately her pathetic power was drained and the cop tased her. Karen fell to the ground in agony while vowing revenge on the officer and the entire world who dared to defy the power she believed was hers for the taking. She spent a few days in jail that included undergoing a psychiatric evaluation. Karen was then sent to the looney bin where she belonged. While there she was interviewed by the US Paranormal Defense Agency due to evidence of magic. Their flawed investigation concluded she was no longer a supernatural threat. After several months of psychotherapy and anger management, she was released back into society. However, Karen had fooled the mental health specialists and was still plotting revenge against all who defied her. She now searches the world for a new source of dark power that is more everlasting. Pray that this nefarious nut doesn’t succeed in her plans for global domination!🤪
What Is A Karen?
In our society, “Karen” has become a blanket term for mentally unstable individuals who are prone to angry public outbursts that compel those around them to begin filming the alarming event. Often this happens when these people are off their meds. Although it is used greatly for women it also applies to a certain type of men who are sometimes called “Kevins”. The Karen or Kevin believes they are superior to all and don’t have to follow laws or the social rules of civil courtesy. However, they are quick to attack anyone who breaks these rules. They will often ask to speak to a manager or someone in higher authority of the person who has been targeted to receive their wrath. Inevitably those higher authorities are pulled into the chaos of the Karen when they refuse to support her or him. When all else fails they will call the police if they don’t get their way. Often in the end the police arrest them as the Karen violently defies them and all authority that isn’t on their side! Any hint of disrespect or belief that someone is not bowing to their imaginary god-like authority prompts a vengeful attack that is mostly verbal but can easily become physical! If you feel you’re in the presence of a Karen film with caution and flee the scene if eye contact is made!😡
Parking Ticket Karen
The delusional Karen always believes they are right even when repeatedly told they are wrong by multiple people. If they proclaim the Sun is green then not even top-flight scientists could possibly sway their odd opinion.
Alternative Karen Wannabe Witch Sources: Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 |
