Xavier Remington 
Easter 2013 Battle Between The Easter Bunny And The Anti-Claus!
I’m Drake Alexander, Executive Vice-President Of Mystic Investigations, and 700 something vampire. Each year Father Tom Davis’s Holy Church Of The Light, Mystic Investigations, and Woodland Farms hold a joint Easter Egg Hunt. Our facilities are close to each other, and our combined expansive grounds provide a fun Easter treasure hunt challenge. It was open to the public, and many kids, their parents, and little bunnies from a local farm were hopping about the festive Easter event. I hunted in the Mystical Forest for three days non-stop just to find a gnome so I could be in the sun courtesy of their protective blood! Duanna Sargon, my vampire mother, was there as well. It all began on the church grounds. All was well as children giggled with glee while parents snapped photos and shot video to preserve the memories of the delightful day. Suddenly out of the blue a large anthropomorphic bipedal bunny ran out of the woods screaming for help in a comically high pitched voice.
The children were laughing thinking it was entertainment, but I could tell immediately it wasn’t a guy in a rabbit suit. My enhanced vision, and supernatural sense of smell told me otherwise. I told everyone it was real, and Xavier Remington, Mystic Investigations President, said, “OMG you don’t think it’s the…” I then said, “Oh yeah it has to be the Easter Bunny!” We’ve met Santa Claus who is friends with the world’s only known Werehare but we still couldn’t believe he was real despite sparse entries in the secret supernatural record. We did see a strange looking rabbit near Rebecca Abernathy, our resident Demi-Mermaid witch, when she died and was resurrected on Easter 2011. We suspected the Easter Bunny had a hand in that miracle. However, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen a rabbit humanoid running toward you. I’ve supposedly seen everything existing for over 7 centuries, and it even shocked me!
The Arrival Of The Anti-Claus!
What was even more shocking was the hellish vision of the Anti-Claus running after him with a bloody hatchet as kids started screaming, and scattering! He was hollering, “I’m going to slaughter you bunny man, and eat the very essence of Easter!” We found out later that the blood on the hatchet was from some sick Satanic sacrifice. The large bunny man,6 feet tall with the ears, ran up to Rebecca, and changed into a small normal sized furry bunny form before hopping into her arms. I told her to get the poor little bastard the hell out of here! We couldn’t let the Dark Claus absorb the marvelous magic of Easter. Read The Rest Of The Alarming Story…🐇
