It’s the ultimate Arctic showdown between the Abominable Snowman, aka Yeti, and the Polar Bear. Which behemothic beast would win in a fight and net a dinner in the process? On the right of the iceberg, we have the Abominable Atrocity weighing in at 900 pounds with a height of 9 feet tall. On the iceberg’s left, there’s the noble Polar Bear weighing in at 900 pounds. When standing on its hind legs it reaches 10 feet tall! Both are covered in white fur with sharp teeth, and a ferocious demeanor when provoked. The Yeti is supernatural while the Polar Bear is a Mother Nature original. The Snowman is somewhat intelligent in comparison to the bear as the Yeti evolved from an ancestor of humankind.
Despite the equal weight, and the one-foot hind leg height advantage of the Polar Bear we see the win always goes to the Abominable Snowman. At least that is what Eskimo eyewitness accounts indicate. We also have Cryptozoological research that clearly proves the superior supernatural strength of the Yeti. The Polar Bear puts up a ferocious fight as the two monsters roar with rage. Although, within thirty seconds the Abomination of the Arctic has begun tearing the poor furry fellow to shreds. Within five minutes the entire Polar Bear is consumed including the bones which are ground into powder under the raw power of the Yeti’s steel-like jaw. Now that winter has come to the Northern Hemisphere the shocking snowman is among us as he moves south following the paths of blizzards. Our domain is the Yeti’s domain for the season as he is the alpha predator. All humans and pets should be on alert throughout the holidays for Abominable Snowmen. They possess a special hunger for humans!❄️