Do Unicorns Kill People?


Every planet blessed with sentient life is said to have one animal created directly by the hand of the holy Omniverse God. On Earth that amazing animal is the sainted Unicorn! A glittering gleaming white horse like creature with a slender spiraling horn on its head that is generally gold in color. Unicorns are some the most magically imbued animals in existence full of good luck and iridescent rainbow light. They’re also beyond elusive, timid and gentle in their peaceful intelligence.🌈

The Killer Unicorns?

Despite their placid innocence they can kill if there is no other choice! If an exceptionally evil soul is endangering an innocent person then a Unicorn will bravely intervene. This could very well include a justified termination via its sharp horn! Such an act is considered a holy sacrifice that keeps the Unicorns innocence intact in the eyes of Heaven. There have also been rare instances of especially powerful beings or magical practitioners creating Dark Unicorns who kill without impunity! If you spot what appears to be a Unicorn without its trademark bright white coat, and a horn as black as coal, then run for your mortal life! Just remember it could have a magical Glamour upon it to remain white and trick you!🦄

The Fall Fairy Unicorn

The rare Fall Fairy Unicorn is in fact a micro sized Unicorn that usually doesn’t grow more than six inches long. It’s a product of Fairy magic interacting with full size standard Unicorns.  Fall Fairies under the guidance of Autumn Nymphs created this cute Lilliputian Unicorn species to aid in their Autumnal duties. The little gleaming white work horses trot about the forest with enchanted enjoyment directing fallen foliage toward Autumn Elves hard at work raking leaves into pretty piles. In some cases their artistic side swirls leaves into a kaleidoscope of pleasant patterns.

When Autumn Fairies are tired of flying they will often ride aloft the Fall Fairy Unicorn. ThisAutumn Rainbow includes riding micro-rainbows courtesy of the Lil’ Unicorns light manipulation abilities. These mini-rainbows can be used for fast distant transportation, and mystical communication along with directing sunlight to highlight the iridescent colors of certain leaves. In some cases, Rainbow Fairies may work with the Fall Fairy Unicorns to manifest larger rainbows in the greater breathtaking Autumnal landscape.

Some Leprechauns have been known to develop a special kinship with Fall Fairy Unicorns. They become inseparable sidekicks traveling the world spreading good luck and radiant rainbows together. Such cautious Leprechauns prefer hiding a few coins at the end of diminutive rainbows rather than risking their whole pot of gold at the end of a huge one seen by all. Of course these gentle Unicorns are always kind enough to ask their Fairy friends for their blessing before setting off on a Leprechaun quest. In the same way the Fairies gain consent from the full size Unicorn before shrinking them. Unfortunately, Leprechauns aren’t small enough to ride these petite Unicorns. So you won’t gain eternal life, and luck by the mere wondrous witness of such a sweet sight! Since Unicorns are immortal there is often a point they wish to return to full size thus making room for a new generation of Autumn Fairy Unicorns.🦄

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Rainbow Tornado Clurichaun Battle In Kansas

Supernatural Tornado RainbowA Clurichaun, aka evil Leprechaun, hunting team was on the trail of the Lilliputian purveyors of dark luck when they happened upon the awesome sight as witnessed in the video above on April 8th, 2015.  A Leprechaun-Unicorn transport rainbow appearing in the thunderous skies amid a titanic tornado.  Reports indicate that a Leprechaun was in Medicine Lodge, Kansas meeting with a group of Native Americans composed of many tribes.  A secretive supernatural group called The Wichita Warriors that specializes in fighting the forces of paranormal darkness. It seems they saved a Unicorn from a rabid group of Clurichauns attempting to use the magical creature for diabolical deeds.  The tribe partook of a special ceremony to summon the Leprechaun who took custody of the sacred Unicorn for return to safe mystical wooded havens on the Emerald IsleRead the rest of the story including one lucky lady who received the gift of eternal youth, good luck, and fantastical rainbow light powers!