Xavier Remington
Well no not really! We only had to do that once in April 2011, and we clearly lived to tell the tale! However, if you ever see the Alert flashing on an empty page rest assured everything is about to go all Armageddon! After hearing about our totally awesome high-tech office fortress many have asked if our headquarters has an Auto-Destruct Sequence like star ships in the Star Trek Franchise as seen in the below. The...
The 2010's
The psychokinetic artist who drew this disturbing yet awesome image of children battling zombie kids on a playground from Hell actually witnessed this horror in real life. He’s a master of Hyperchronokinesis which is the manipulation of 5-D hyperspace thereby allowing for travel to alternate realities. This person fell asleep one Halloween night after watching various Zombie Films, an episode of The Walking Dead, and greeting trick-or-treating kids in gruesome costumes. After eating too much candy...
The reason why the masses of humanity never see the true world of the paranormal, except in isolated individual cases, is due to the Supernatural Secrecy Pact Of 33 AD. After the death and resurrection of the Demigod Jesus Christ, his Father, the God of this Omniverse, decided the destiny of humankind should not be directed by magic or supernatural interference of any type on a large scale. Certainly he had not intended that an entire...