What Is The Paranormal Defense Agency?

Paranormal Defense Agents

The Paranormal Defense Agency is a top-secret off the records black ops agency of the United States Department Of Defense which was founded in 1977 by President Jimmy Carter. Their world headquarters is a vast facility 500 feet under Washington DC with a secret tunnel leading directly to the White House, and Congress as well. They are responsible for the so called “Men In Black” who have spooked many an American citizen in their paranormal investigations. They will often refuse to identify themselves or do so without showing ID. Sometimes they will pose as members of other governmental agencies, and show ID. The Paranormal Defense Agencies origins date back to the very formation of our nation into 1789. Although they can be traced even further to the colonization of North America by European settlers who had to deal with the supernatural scourges of vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, and a plethora of other entities of evil. In the early days of the United States some secret supernatural societies were transformed into secretive Federal agencies. As the government grew so did the number of agencies that dealt with the many paranormal threats against the American people, and the government in general. By the 20th century, the government was no longer as transparent, and such secretive agencies could grow easier without anyone noticing. Secrecy was essential to prevent mass panic. This conveniently allowed the government to not violate the Universal Law of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.

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Currently, the Paranormal Defense Agency spends most of its resources on capturing paranormal beings for experimentation, and genetic engineering along with harnessing metaphysical energies for use in weapons.   Since the government sees the world of the supernatural as a threat to themselves they work on defensive as well as offensive measures applicable in all areas including the non-paranormal world of warfare.  They also actively cover up the paranormal to prevent public panic.


The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

The local New Mexico news report above speaks of the efforts of Hugo Pecos, former director of the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, to get a memorial for the agency placed in Albuquerque’s Civic Plaza.  The now extinct agency was a minor agency absorbed into the current Paranormal Defense Agency which is a top-secret branch of the Department Of Defense.  The PDA is responsible for most of the so-called “Men In Black” and deal in all supernatural beings including aliens, which is at the top of their list as being a threat to the government.   Although the US government has colluded with the “Greys” of Gliese 581c in the past.

When it comes to real supernatural beings, such as vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc, the Paranormal Defense Agency delves more into research for military benefits.  Since in reality, these beings aren’t much of a threat to the government, and rather only a threat to individual citizens, and perhaps whole communities when it comes to zombies. Our government is under the control of the planet’s evil billionaires and royal plutocrats. They’re only interested in the self-preservation of their power. This is especially true at the top-secret levels out of the view of common citizens.  In fact, the government has developed an artificial zombie virus, based on the supernatural zombie virus, that it may release if the people ever revolted against the unconstitutional regime.  Let us hope this never happens.