Paranormal Professions On The Rise

paranormal-prosAs unemployment rises across the United States there’s one job sector that continues to grow.  That sector being supernatural in nature.  As we approach our date with destiny in 2012, paranormal activity has increased exponentially, and the paranormal private sector is meeting the demand that the government refuses to even acknowledge most of the time.   Most people laugh when they see want ads for Ghost, Zombie, Werewolf, and Vampire Hunters, along with Cryptozoologists, and parapsychologists.  However the growing businesses placing these ads are only laughing all the way to the bank.  And this despite the common practice of pro-bono services in the industry.  These businesses are havens for brave warriors who battle the forces of evil on our behalf.  Luckily high fees paid by towns, businesses, rich individuals, and philanthropic organizations help make the supernatural sector highly lucrative.

A number of people choose to be self-employed, and battle the big bads of this world on their own terms.  At present the small operations are the majority.  Although the paranormal corporate world is on the rise, and growing strong.  One the biggest is ZombieCorp, Inc. whose specialization in Zombie eradication has made them millions for stockholders.  Halloween of 2011 presented them with record returns as communities, private individuals, and corporations outsourced their zombie infestations to the pros.  CEO Lee Sampson says,”A part of me feels bad that I profit from the terror of the rotting corpses of the living dead but another part feels the satisfaction of taking down zombies free of charge in some cases.  No matter what we clean up an entire community whether we were paid just for an estate, or just a graveyard.  We care about people, and we will fight to the death to protect them from the hellish scourge of the zombie menace!”

We here at Mystic Investigations have seen a surge in business in the last few years.  We went from a small leased suite to a small two story building of our own in our battle against all forms of supernatural evil.  Our partnership with ZombieCorp and other firms within the vast cooperative network of paranormal professionals casts a protective net over the planet so you the average citizen can sleep easy at night.  Fear not at that random unholy howl for the Werewolf is most likely about to be slain in the silvery moon glow at the hands of our fine supernatural warriors.

If you have an interest in a paranormal profession then study up on the internet, and at the library.  Then go out, and get some experience on your own, or get hired as an apprentice with a reputable paranormal investigations agency.  You can also go the college route as well.  More, and more colleges are offering courses in the paranormal arts.  In addition if you know where to look you can find the secret schools that teach the tricks of the trade, and educate you in the ways of the metaphysical.  As always you enter such professions at your own peril.  It’s not easy being human when going up against vampires, werewolves, zombies, Chupacabra, extraterrestrials, poltergeists, wicked witches, demons, and other hair raising hells that go boom in the night.


California Based Zombie Corporation Ready For The Havoc Of Halloween

Lee Sampson, President & CEO of the California based ZombieCorp, Inc. says he’s “Locked and loaded for Halloween havoc!”  Lee started ZombieCorp in 2001 to address the growing zombie plague from the world of the paranormal.  There’s also the threat of man made zombie viruses looming over the horizon from both government and private sources.  ZombieCorp is a member of the growing number of supernatural crime fighting corporations.  These various organizations, ranging from general paranormal investigators to supernatural hunters specializing in a certain area, are at the forefront of the war on paranormal terror.  This includes our very own Mystic Investigations, Inc., which handles a plethora of paranormal problems on both a paid and pro-bono basis.  Lee and his ZombieCorp also do the same, and wish to eradicate the planet of the zombie scourge that has plagued mankind for centuries.

Unfortunately the government doesn’t actively fight the war on supernatural terror despite knowing the true nature of our paranormal planet.  They instead focus on supposed scary men in turbans, and domestic dissenters of the corporatist regime.  Lee exclaims,”The government isn’t even interested in investigating mad scientists who dabble in zombie viruses for Pete’s sake!”  So it’s up to private organizations to take on the metaphysical madness that lurks about the shadows just around the corner from your home.  Lee Sampson was actually a zombie specialist for the US Paranormal Defense Agency (PDA) which is a secret agency of the Department Of Defense.  He was dismayed by their bureaucratic red tape, lack of leadership, and drive to take on the living dead menace.  They instead focused on capturing only a handful of zombies just to research for military applications that could be used against US citizens someday should a revolution occur.  Lee left the PDA in disgust and created ZombieCorp.

He used his extensive list of connections to solicit clients and took down various zombie uprisings around North America to demonstrate the effectiveness of his zombie fighting skills along with his hand picked team of paranormal professionals.  We at Mystic Investigations have had a few opportunities to work along side the fine fighters at ZombieCorp in various graveyards, and Native American burial grounds around this great nation of ours.  There are many local governments, and wealthy individuals who will pay whatever it takes to eradicate a zombie infestation and ZombieCorp boasts record profits for 2011.  There’s even talk about going public on the New York Stock Exchange.  Although Lee feels too many investors will scoff at the idea of a Zombie Corporation.  Lee said,”Too many people have their head in the sand when it comes to supernatural entities.  They exist folks!  They’re a threat!  We’re fighting the problem, and we’re making good money.  Just invest in us dammit!  We’re a sure bet!”  We here at Mystic Investigations agree Lee!  Keep up the good work, and lets hope this Halloween doesn’t bring us too many zombies.

Lee Sampson’s ZombieCorp Business Card