The Office: Jim The Vampire

In an episode of NBC’s The Office titled Business School a bat flies about the office scaring everyone. Dwight Schrute is on the hunt for it amid Jim Halpert making him believe he was bitten by the bat. The intent was to make Dwight think that he was turning into a Vampire. If this was real it would need to be a vampire bat. In which case Jim would face a long lived, yet not immortal, future as a Nosferatu variety of vampire. They are hideously monstrous beasts who can never blend into society unlike the beautiful vampires who descend from royal vampire lines via a bite from another vampire of their kind.

If Jim met this fate he would be a danger to everyone around him including his precious pretty Pam. Dwight, an experienced Werewolf Hunter, would be forced to do his duty and become a Vampire Slayer in order to put the Nosferatu Jim out of his misery! Of course there’s always a chance Dwight might concoct an enchanted elixir from beets to cure Jim before full blood sucking transformation takes place. Thank God this sinister supernatural scenario never saw the light of day on this delightful show!

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