The Wizard Of Oz Prequel

The motion picture Oz The Great And Powerful is a prequel of the The Wizard Of Oz. This fantastical looking Disney movie, as seen in the trailer above, first appeared in theaters on March 8, 2013. It’s the story of how the Wizard Of Oz himself, played by James Franco,The Wizard Of Oz Prequel came to be. There’s also the origin of the infamous rivalry between the Wicked Witches and Glinda The Good Witch played by Michelle Williams. Theodora The Wicked Witch of the West is the green witch and central nemesis in the original Wizard Of Oz film. She’s played by Mila Kunis. Then we have her sister Evanora Wicked Witch Of The East who was the source of the mystical ruby slippers for Dorothy.  Played by Rachel Weisz, she’s the one we know to be crushed by a house at the beginning of the original 1939 film.

The Quintessential Green Witch

Within the narrative of Oz The Great And Powerful they don’t give the real life reason why some dark witches develop a hideous appearance complete with green skin. It is caused by diving deep into demonic worship for power! In the film they seem to indicate she turned green from a scorned heart that literally withered away! The Wizard Of Oz ended up having a thing for Glinda the good witch. So they’re saying Oz ends up in chaos due to women fighting over a man. When her sister the Wicked Witch Of The East was shown in her true non-glamoured form she was deformed yet devoid of the green skin. This indicates that being jilted is a key component…at least in the parallel dimension of Oz.

The Rise Of A Pseudo-Wizard

The movie itself had a very interesting storyline along with being a visually dazzling production.  It’s the story of a carnival con-man magician with no real powers. He is thrust from Kansas via tornado into the magical world of Oz. There the residents believe him to be the great wizard of prophecy meant to save them from the wicked witch which turned out later to be two wicked witches.  The belief the good citizens of Oz had in the Wizard made him believe in himself. Enough so as to tap into his talent of trickery to create a plan to fool the witches into thinking he was all powerful.  He and his new friends of Oz, ended up driving the witches away until we see them again in the original Wizard Of Oz movie. You can watch Oz The Great And Powerful Online Here.

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Watch The 2011 Wonder Woman TV Pilot Online

Wonder Woman (2011 TV pilot)
We Apologize In Advance If Any Videos Get Removed From The Various Sources We Culled Them From. So far the full episode is currently not available anywhere. The best we could do is the first two minutes in the video above and a video below that shows a great deal of the pilot with a lot of guys reviewing it mixed in! The Forces Of Evil Really Don’t Want You To See This Incarnation Of Wonder Woman! Since it clearly is never going to air anywhere the only motivation is sheer embarrassment! This is now nearly 10 years old and there’s still copyright hawks looking to shut the pilot down? That says a lot! They even delete most people’s commentary on various online platforms as the show appears in clips or on a smaller screen within the video! That usually is allowed under fair use! Why not just accept it’s a version of Wonder Woman from a Parallel Universe and leave it at that?

2011-Wonder-WomanThe above videos are parts of the un-aired 2011 television pilot of Wonder Woman that was never picked up by NBC as a series.  This particular take on Wonder Woman, starring Adrianne Palicki, portrays her as the CEO of a huge corporation where the entire world knows she’s Wonder Woman.  Somewhat like Tony Stark revealing his Iron Man identity to the world.   In other words the government, and everyone else, knows where to find her. However, she does have a Diana Prince identity that involves her living with a cat in a small apartment seemingly with no real life. She comes off as a somewhat vulgar corporate sell out who markets her own line of dolls while donning her costume to go hunt down criminal scum.  She even kills a guy in the pilot without remorse!  Sure Amazon’s don’t particularly like men but they don’t kill unless absolutely necessary!

The Wonder Woman Of Vengeful Violence

As the latest Wonder Woman she displays violent and angry behavior most of the time. A scowl is her standard facial gesture. Perhaps she had a bad childhood, needs a boyfriend or more sleep. The majority of her justice jaunts see her wearing the iconic American themed Wonder Woman costume with the big difference being her tight pants.  At the end, she finally wears the familiar snug fitting blue shorts during an awesome fight sequence.  Virtually the only high point of the pilot minus the part where she kills the guy by flinging a pipe into his neck.  With her strength and speed she really wouldn’t have to finish anyone off.  Generally, anyone with superpowers doesn’t have to kill anyone unless they recently acquired said powers and have no idea what they’re doing.

The Sad Superhero

The entire premise of her depressing life and angry demeanor, without any Amazon Princess back story, isn’t the Wonder Woman many of us know.  Especially if you’ve seen the 70’s Wonder Woman TV series starring Lynda Carter.  Then we have the wonderful recent 2010’s version of Wonder Woman portrayed by Gal Gadot! It’s not at all clear why the government wouldn’t just shut down her corporation or why it wouldn’t be sued by numerous people, due to her extremely public vigilante threats and exploits.  I guess they wanted to explain how she could have such a cool high tech jet that oddly enough isn’t invisible. Realistically, the government, and several nefarious private organizations, would want to get hold of an Amazon for scientific study and exploitation. Plausibly, her angry antics of supposed justice have enough public support to thwart any move against her?

A Real Amazon Speaks Out Against The 2011 Wonder Woman Pilot

We chose to review this because we actually had an Amazon warrior woman visit the Wonder-Woman-2011offices of Mystic Investigations.  Her name is Adonia, and she was disgusted by this travesty for the most part! She said,”A sacred sister of Amazonia would never partake of the masculine world ensconced in corporate greed that ultimately exploits women, and children around the world!  We have no need for money as we are one with nature.  Our Sisters never seek publicity for we are humble in the shadow of our Goddesses who bless us.” Adonia the Amazon also stated, “She wouldn’t wear a ridiculous costume to perform public deeds of daring.” 

Adonia The Amazon Warrior Woman

Amazing Adonia did say that this incarnation of Wonder Woman did have the general “blazing determined spirit of justice!” of an Amazon warrior unlike the 70’s version who was more gentle in nature.  That being said, Lynda Carter actually received the blessing of the Amazon people before taking the part of Wonder Woman as she happened upon their hidden compound in Brazil while researching the role.  In addition, Adonia had no issue with the guy being killed and seriously stated in such a sinister situation an Amazon Warrior would have most likely “eradicated all men in the attack for fear of risking a woman’s life later on”. Oh my! I stand corrected from my earlier assertion that an Amazon wouldn’t go that far!

The Real Life Wonder Woman

For the record Adonia is the closest thing to Wonder Woman we know of. She is one of the few Amazonians sent out into the world to assess the various dangers of human civilization. Especially as it pertains to the hidden stronghold of Amazons in the Amazon Rain Forest of Brazil.  These woman are sent out on missions for an unspecified period of time to not only size up threats to Amazonia but also help any women in need.  So basically if you’re a guy caught in a burning building she will most likely not help you. Yeah they’re kind of cruel that way when it comes to men due to a long history of battles and discrimination at the hands of men before finally hiding away in the Amazon.

The Path Of The Amazon Warrior

They take an oath to only use their powers to rescue fellow females and children of both genders.  When it comes to young boys their hope is to influence them to follow a more nature friendly female worshiping path. If Amazons had their way they’d take over the entire planet in the name of womanhood. Despite their disdain for the male dominated civilization of Earth, Amazons will also be sent out into the modern world to begrudgingly mate with men. A necessary evil to father their daughters. Once pregnancy is confirmed they return to the Amazon and men have no idea they have a daughter with Goddess blood. These are one group of women who never stick around going to court for paternity tests and asking for child support! | Learn More About Amazon Women… |

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Insane Halloween Costume Tips

The video above features some seriously silly quick and cheap DIY Halloween costumes. We seriously don’t recommend the last one. There’s no guarantee you’ll become a ghost but you will certainly die along with curing yourself of any Coronavirus concerns. Most people pass on to the afterlife since ghosts are created from trauma or pressing unfinished business.

There’s also the fact that most won’t even know you’re there unless they have special psychic abilities. Naturally, you could eventually learn how to manifest your ghostly self into our reality by various means. Really though your best bet for a ghosts costume is a large white bed sheet with two holes in it. You could also buy a pre-made ghost costume here.👻

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The Genetic Demon Easter Bunny Experiment

The sinister bunny simulated above was the product of a government genetic experiment gone wrong. A crime against Mother Nature that attempted to combine demonic DNA with that of an innocent bunny. The purpose of this experiment is not known. Perhaps simple scientific curiosity that doesn’t considered the dark consequences of said experiment. Such a creature escaping into the world could create chaos and alter natural evolution forever! Similar experiments have been perpetuated by witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers dabbling in the dark arts. A horrifying attempt to create a monstrous predator to hunt down the Easter Bunny! That sainted leader of Easter who is the world’s only known Werebunny! Thankfully, they failed in creating an Anti-Easter to counter The Spirit Of Easter!

The Escape Of An Evil Rabbit

The unholy creature escaped his government lab after literally biting the hand that created him! He ultimately escaped due to an usual sentient intelligence. Interestingly enough, the horrifying hare’s smarts came from grafting portions of a human brain on to his! As luck would have it, a performing magician deep into dark magick welcomed the rabid rabbit into his terrifying top hat.  The blasphemous bunny could easily see that their partnership was mutually beneficial. The magician could continue his demonic sacrifices without worry of cleaning up the mess. The crazy rabbit had a big appetite for human remains down to the last drop! Not a trace of evidence was left when these two set their sights on an innocent victim only looking to enjoy a magic show!

The Despicable Deception Of A Blasphemous Bunny!

Even more despicable is the bunny’s ability to shapeshift into a cute furry form. A facade of innocence used to lure in innocent men, women, and even children! This diabolical duo even had the nerve to set up Easter events, and have the batty little beast pose as the holy Easter Bunny! For several years they spread their reign of low key terror across North America. Thankfully this filthy fiend was eventually captured by the forces of good working in conjunction with the enchanted Easter Bunny himself! The demonic experimental bunny is now caged in a Cryptozoological lab in the sub-basement of Mystic Investigations! To date we have been unable to return the furry fright to normal adorable bunny form! Get your own animated demon bunny prop, and put on the scariest magic show ever!

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