What’s The Frigid Human Phenomenon?
If you’ve lived for a number of decades perhaps you’ve noticed The Frigid Human Phenomenon (FHP)? Ever since the 2000’s there’s been an ever-increasing number of people using space heaters, blankets, and sweaters all year round even in the Summer! This disturbing phenomenon exploded in the 2010’s and seems to grow ever worse without any known explanation. This is despite well-insulated draft-free excellently heated homes and offices. On top of this, we’re talking about warm-blooded mammals with blood pumping at 98.6° F! Interestingly enough, this has coincided with more people getting dogs and cats. After investigating we can find no evidence of a mass physical illness. Instead, we find that many suffer from a case of the psychosomatic chills.
The Impossible Expectations Of Life
It seems that the 2000’s have brought us the seriously sensitive Millennials and Gen Z’s pulling a boatload of intense hand-wringing emotional explorations exploding across the perplexing populace. More and more people believe their life isn’t complete unless it’s a 24-7 love fest of joyous paradise peace. A lot of this comes from TV, movies, books, other media, and silly misguided psychiatrists. Unfortunately, we don’t live in a Utopian Paradise and this is an unrealistic expectation. Hence so many people turning to anti-depressants and the creation of new so-called mental conditions. This includes something called Dysthymia which is defined as a long-term low-grade depression. Sorry folks but that’s called life! It isn’t fair and you rarely get your way as you envision it! That being said perhaps there are some with chemical imbalances that cause such a long-term low-grade condition. Plausibly proper nutritional supplementation would solve this. Ultimately, people must come to the realization that they’re Animal-God Hybrids, heavy on the animal. Neither the blissful ignorance of an animal nor the immortal omnipotence of a God. They must face the plight of being helpless to the whims of this physical reality as they remain trapped in their biological prison!
Heat Is Love Syndrome
A great many people crave the bright light and searing heat of the sun due to evolving from simians on the solar-soaked sub-Saharan Savanna millions of years ago. However, that doesn’t explain the recent rise in the Fantastical Frigid Fanatics! All these cold people clinging for dear life to their loved ones, pets, blankets, space heaters, bulk clothing, long hot baths & showers along with the boiling nuclear furnace in the sky are sub-consciously equating love with physical warmth. If they aren’t feeling the love they feel the chills and blast the heat! Any feeling of warmth seems to give them their love fix. In a way, it’s almost like a drug if they’re not already on perplexing prescriptions. If only there was a way for them to snort heat directly. LOL! If things keep going the way they are we should see a number of people wearing winter coats and hats in the hellish heat of summer. Eventually the cold and dark of winter will be too much for the most delicate souls and they will migrate south. Next time you feel cold for no good reason stop and think if you’re suffering from The Frigid Human Phenomenon aka Heat Is Love Syndrome (HLS)! Snap out of it because it’s all in your head! Ultimately, you’re on this journey of life alone no matter how many people you cling to like a heated life preserver…🙄
Disclaimer: We apologize in advance for any offense taken. This article may be somewhat sarcastic as the author has been hotter than hell from the day they were born! There is simply no understanding of all this encapsulation in heat! This insane painful aversion to air conditioning when it’s hot and humid! Also what is with all the snot blowing and everyone having a perpetual tissue box nearby? Please seek immediate counseling if you actually wrap yourself in a blanket in your heated workplace! My God, I can only imagine how things would be if humans had evolved from reptiles and were cold-blooded! Oh the humanity!
Personal Note: When I see anyone here at Mystic Investigations with a blanket wrapped around them I fire them on the spot! LOL! All air conditioning vents are glued open! Deal with it! No space heaters allowed! The office is kept at a reasonable 72 degrees Fahrenheit all year round. If that’s too cold for you then go find a job in an Equatorial farm field! You’re beyond belief!🥶
Xavier Remington
President Of Mystic Investigations
Some Like It Way Too Hot!🔥
You’d think they dream of going straight to Hell for the maximum roasty feeling…😈
The Heat Is On…Yet Many Now Need It Jacked Up To 80!🌡️