A Supernatural Thanksgiving Warning Is In Effect!


The Full Moon of November is often called the Beaver Moon or Frost Moon. This is due to a time in the past when this was the last time to set Beaver traps before the water froze over for the winter. Certainly, for many in the Northern Hemisphere, it is the first month where frost becomes a nightly occurrence. In the secret supernatural community, we usually call it the Dark Moon as the days grow noticeably shorter and the night grows longer thereby facilitating more sinister supernatural activity. The enchanted energies of this moon are usually riding high fresh off the frights of Halloween. This often results in more ferocious Werewolf activity!

The Thanksgiving Werewolves

Since the Full Moon of November 2018 falls on Thanksgiving it is called The Thanksgiving Moon! Thanksgiving is the transitional holiday between Halloween and Christmas that leans a lot more toward the Xmas end. Its connection with the Spirit Of Christmas and the Spirit Of Autumn brings calmer lunar energies. This means the Werewolves of Thanksgiving will be meeker and less monstrous. As long as you don’t provoke them the hairy horrors should steer clear of you. Feel free to enjoy the cool moonlit nights in this final swan song of fall! Just to be safe wear silver, a sprig of Wolfsbane, or carry holy water with you. Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…Including Dark Native American Spirits, Gobbler Ghouls, And Turkey Zombies…

What Is A Philosophical Zombie?


Philosophical Zombie’s, or P-Zombie’s fill in the cracks of reality that souls simply can’t. They are the glue of the Gods that binds the human story together. A Philosophical Zombie is an entity created mostly by higher dimensional beings. It is not related to the infamous flesh-eating monsters. However, use of the term zombie derives from their mindless state. A state that outwardly appears to be a normal human being physically and mentally based on how it interacts with us. In reality, they are nothing more than an automated responsive puppet sewn directly into the fabric of the Universal reality. The P-Zombie is a soulless creature devoid of consciousness that merely reacts to its environment as dictated by a set of programmed criteria.

This carefully crafted criteria decides how the zombie will acquire information from its reality, and how that will be Incorporated within the program. The P-Zombie program also mandates how it will react to biological, and psychological stimulus so it’s true nature cannot be ascertained even by the most brilliant of doctors, and scientists.  However, in the world of the paranormal certain gifted psychics, seers, mystics, and those with special supernatural powers can perceive this artificial incursion into our lives.

Why Philosophical Zombies Exist?

The Philosophical Zombie is usually a tool of higher dimensional Gods who create our Universes, Multiverses, Omniverses, and ultimately the Macroverse (Everything To Infinity). Simply put there are situations within a certain related set of parallel Universe’s that are implausible, and would never occur in reality courtesy of our free will.  Since Gods spend their eternal existence collecting knowledge and calculating mathematical probabilities these scenarios must take place.  Naturally, when you expand into the vast differences seen in simultaneous multiple existences within Parallel Universes we more or less do just about everything to an extent.  However, the P-Zombie is about things that simply wouldn’t take place in a series of virtually similar Universes.  One of the most common uses of a Philosophical Zombie is in the area of unrequited love.  If you’ve ever seen an incomprehensible couple that seems totally implausible then odds are one of them is a P-Zombie. If you suspect your partners is a reality fake contact a psychic or other paranormal professional’s to determine your course of action!

Philosophical Zombie’s are also fabricated due to various things we would never do under any circumstances. The Gods accept this and slip in one of their puppet zombies that appears to be us doing what we never would.  The free will our soul’s command gives us the power to choose if we want to be born into any given life. If we refuse to exist in any Universe then a Philosophical Zombie is put in our place. If you look back from the Afterlife with shock that you became a Hitler style dictator in another Universe then odds are it was a non-self-aware duplicate. The fact that you would have no memory of this means it was a P-Zombie and not your parallel self.

The Philosophical Zombie Saves Humans From Extreme Torture!

There is also evidence that the human soul leaves the body under extreme circumstances that one cannot bear. A metaphysical mechanism related to The Supernatural Safe Word. There is then a transference that replaces the soul with a philosophical zombie who will react to the torture or whatever unspeakable acts they could never hope to deal with in reality. If they survive then their souls return with their mind containing the memories. It is still a terrifying trauma but it’s not as horrifying since they technically didn’t live through it. If they die from their ordeal then their soul goes to Heaven without having experienced the hell. This is especially true for innocent kids. Rest assured that all news stories of children dying in gruesome ways at the hands of evil individuals aren’t as they seem. The child’s soul went to Heaven before the horror truly began. It was the P-Zombie that bared the brunt of the blasphemy!

Soulless Human vs Philosophical Zombie

A Philosophical Zombie is not the same as someone cut off from their soul by higher dimensional entities, extremely powerful practitioners of magic, paranormal curses, or rare supernatural stimulus. Generally, a person cut off from their soul becomes a cold-hearted serial killer whose actions are based upon their animal instincts. They still have consciousness within their human animal body but are missing the God component that makes us Animal-God Hybrids.  Without a soul, we’re just intelligent evolved animals with no moral code to create a stable society. Interestingly enough it’s the intelligence above all animals that leads to monstrous insanity without the soul to keep it in check.

Walking Dead Zombie vs Philosophical Zombie

Then, of course, we have real Zombies created by someone catching the dreaded zombie virus. They eventually die and resurrect as soulless cannibalistic monsters with no memory of being human what so ever. Terrifying creatures that feed on flesh guided only by instinct until they rot away to their final death. If by chance a zombie bites a P-Zombie then it pretends to become a zombie as that what the environment expects. In some cases, a Philosophical Zombie is simply not programmed to interact with other supernatural stimulus and the creature doesn’t turn into a zombie. If a person appears to be immune to the zombie virus then look upon them with a wary eye for they could be a fake construct and not a real human. Certainly, when their blood is tested to find out how they created zombie antibodies there will be nothing found. Their immunity will defy scientific logic!

The Creation Of P-Zombies

P-Zombies can not only be created by Gods but also powerful practitioners of magic, those with Author Authority powers, Tulpa creation powers, and other special supernaturals. In some instances, those spotting their Doppelgangers may have just glimpsed upon their Philosophical Zombie possibly created for nefarious purposes! Although, it could also be a person with Glamour that looks like you. Generally, Gods don’t create your P-Zombie if you already exist here. However, there are rare occasions where Gods want to see how you deal with your own zombified clone. When one has the rare experience of coming face to face with their P-Zombie of an Earthly creation, rather than a higher dimensional source, it can be destroyed!

How To Destroy A Philosophical Zombie

To abolish your carefully crafted clone you must walk into it from behind, and occupy the same space.  P-Zombies created by someone in our physical Universe aren’t as powerful as a God created one. You should theoretically be able to physically phase into it, and absorb it into yourself at the metaphysical astral energy level.  Those who have mastered Astral Projection may be able to briefly inhabit their P-Zombie in order to ascertain who’s behind its creation. They may even be able to reprogram it and make the body indestructible thereby granting themselves powers when occupying their new supernatural bodysuit! It also comes in handy to be in two places at once! Unfortunately, Earthly made P-Zombies eventually fade away unless the magic that created them is consistently renewed. There is also anecdotal evidence that the rarest element on Earth known as Astatine could delete this abomination! This knowledge could very well save your life if you become involved in a real-life Philosophical Zombie nightmare!  Always contact a paranormal professional if you’re unsure about the supernatural nature of your reality.

Can A Philosophical Zombie Become Self-Aware And Conscious?

Just as artificial intelligence within computers and even android bodies will become sentient and self-aware someday so too could a P-Zombie. It’s an advanced paranormal program so it may spontaneously become conscious. It’s rare and usually, Gods have security protocols to prevent new program growth outside of learning from environmental stimulus. If a P-Zombie acquires self-awareness is ceases being said zombie and becomes a new person. Any knowledge that it was a zombie is erased as all their past memories dictate the person that they are. The paranormal program is overridden and their consciousness begins vibrating at a certain frequency that may or may not match yours. If it matches yours it becomes you and will no longer do things you wouldn’t. If the Philosophical Zombie committed any atrocities before sentience was achieved your soul would not be liable for it in the same way you’re not responsible for the deaths caused by your dead body becoming a real cannibalistic zombie! In such a life you are technically born at the conscious point and not the zombie apparent biological birth. These are in essence half lives. Welcome to the wonderful world of the supernatural Universe where anything is possible!

What Are Real Zombies?

What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?
Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees!The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored by most everyone as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th in May of 1966. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around and not even drowning! His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. Her death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused him to be caught in the dream plane between life and death. There he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition, inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way.  The magic that should have prevented this menace from existing, to begin with. Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason.  A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason,”Rather amusing”.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens.  Not soon after this the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow.  Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway.  Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated.  Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting.  Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States.  Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The dark Voorhees last death took place at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon.  It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US.  Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source.  Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent.  So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.

Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been and no longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.

So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now!
Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse.  At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries.  Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government.  Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be studied at a deep space outpost.  The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason.  He was eventually stopped by a sapient android identifying as a female.

Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace!  Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet.  Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace.  It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon.  So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! [Twitter]

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See Also: The Voorhees CultJason Voorhees Recent Resurrection | Friday The 13th Warning | Past Friday The 13th Paranormal Activity Forecasts |  Jason Voorhees At Monster Wikia | Friday The 13th Demon Specter(Our Dealings With Specter Himself)