What Is The Scientific Name For Zombies?

Cryptozooglogists, Necrologists, and Zombologists classify Zombies as Homo Necrosis Zombifis under the supernatural sciences.  The complete paranormal classification is below:

Kingdom: Cryptida (Supernatural Cryptids)
Phylum: Immortalis (Immortals)
Class: SupraNecrosis (Living Dead Beings)
Order: Magica (A Product Of Magic)
Family: Anthropophagis Sanguinus (Survives Off Human Flesh And Blood)
Genus: Homo Necrosis (The Melding Of Human And Zombie)
Species: Homo Necrosis Zombifis (Scientific Name For Zombies)

Cryptida is the seventh Kingdom that mainstream science refuses to acknowledge.

Despite Zombies being technically Immortal they also are in a state of rotting necrosis which means they will be non-animated in less than a decade depending on the circumstances of the environment they menace.  However magical intervention could theoretically extend their destructive lives indefinitely.  The original supernatural zombie virus is a product of a magical accident.  In addition to Practitioners Of Magic raising corpses from the dead, the zombies themselves can pass on the virus to make new zombies.

See also the scientific name for Vampires.

What Are Supernatural Mummies?

A Mummy is a deceased person whose body is preserved through the Mummification process. A burial ritual performed around the world in various ancient cultures such as the Egyptians. It was often thought of as an important event to be mummified, and kept intact for a prosperous afterlife. Thankfully most mummies are just preserved humans in bandages that pose no paranormal threat. However there are mummies of a supernatural sort that choose our physical world as their afterlife. An unholy resurrection into a life of immortal powers through the dark miracle of ancient magical curses. This mystical regeneration is fueled by the horrifying cannibalistic consumption of live humans! Ultimately these are ritual sacrifices to dark Gods who look favorably upon those who still revere them as deities to be respectfully worshipped. Both Mummy, and God partaking of the enchanted essence of the innocent human’s soul!

The metaphysical mummy came into existence after the first Zombies were examined by ancient Egyptians. From this the mummy’s curse was created. A supernatural safety measure to insure the sacred bodies, and burial vaults would not be disturbed. Such desecrations were thought to impact the afterlife negatively. Powerful Priests, magicians, and alchemists devised the enchanted embalming method that tapped into the zombie virus while intertwined with a carefully crafted curse. When the mummy was disturbed the curse would channel the metaphysical energies of the ones who discovered it. This would resurrect the sinister spirit from the afterlife who would then haunt, and even attempt to posses victims. All the while sucking them dry of enchanted energy. However the mummy’s ghost would not have the power to permanently possess another human’s body as it wore the vessel out.

At some point it must coalesce into its corpse, or return to the afterlife. Their afterlife being the Underworld rather than Heaven or even Hell. Part of the curse was sending their spirit to the Underworld to dwell among the dark Gods, and Goddesses. In some cases the spirit feels its avenged the desecration of their body, and grave. Then they simply return to the Underworld. You might ask if this resurrection power existed with ancient Egyptian Priests then why not prevent death to begin with? Living out one’s natural life, and ascending to the afterlife was the ideal of existence. The resurrection was only meant to punish wrong doers. However some mummies see how amazing the world has become, and want to stay. Perhaps they even tire of the Underworld after thousands of years! Either way the curse must be specific with purpose, and not just a methods to keep people living forever. Otherwise they tend not to work. Especially with these powerful types intertwined at the will of Gods. In fact the blessing of the patron God is required to continue living here. Plausibly the mummy is fulfilling an Earthly mission for them.

Once within its decrepit bandaged body the mummy would have very little time to begin consuming live humans. The people it had killed as a dark spirit are devoid of the necessary paranormal power so it needed to seek out other victims. Interestingly enough there is very little coherent consciousness in the early stages of mummy resurrection. The staggering walking dead corpse operates on zombie like instinct to seek out human, and animal flesh to a lesser degree. With each meal they regain their intelligence. The dark patron God of the mummy’s curse aids in the channeling of the humans astral energy into the mummy. This causes some level of regeneration. It is said that sacred numbers play a role. The mummy must consume 21 people to completely regenerate as an immortal human of exquisite beauty. This complete with enhanced physical abilities, senses, and some degree of psychic abilities including hypnosis. They also have various magical protections derived from the original mummy curse.

Seven and three are the sacred multiplied numbers to get Twenty One. The mummy must eat 7 men, 7 women, and 7 virgins of any sex. All preferably youthful yet over 21 years of age. Any consumed kill that deviates from this, including animals, is merely a temporary measure to hold off necrosis. Even after they regenerate they must continue to consume one virginal human every 7 years to remain youthful, and powerful for all eternity. Mature virgins always seem to be key in various rituals, and spells because they possess a unique energy that has the wisdom of adulthood intertwined with the innocence of childhood to an extent They also have maximum metaphysical energies due to a partner not sapping them away during sex. The virginal feast must be done in a special ritual sacrifice with the aid of a dark priest. Failure to continue the wretched ritual involves their bodies decaying like that of a zombie. Even their minds will start to go as well.

Mummies are extremely hard to kill due to the dark magic protecting them. However the simplest way to kill them is to trick them into eating zombie meat. Even a little will cause them to burst into shimmering sands permanently breaking the curse, and insuring they can never return. The same thing can be accomplished through careful examination of the mummy curse, and having magical practitioners come up with a viable counter curse. You can also try to get the mummy to eat a human corpse that has been dead for at least 24 hours. However this will only cause a slow decay as they scramble to find a virgin to consume within the next 24 hours! If they don’t then they will be exterminated! Fallen magical mummy sand or ashes is a key ingredient in various foolish resurrection spells. Some even think it holds the key for the curing the zombie virus!  If you feel you’re being stalked by a mummy then contact your nearest Egyptologist, witch, or paranormal professionals!

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How Do Supernatural Beings Survive Hurricanes?

You’ve seen the diabolical devastation of Hurricanes like Harvey, and now the wrath of Irma! Many humans can die, and are injured by hurricanes. Not to mention the epic flooding, and insane property damage! So how do various supernatural beings deal with huge hurricanes? Even with foreknowledge of wayward weather most paranormals won’t evacuate unless it suits them. It’s doubtful a hurricane could truly harm any paranormal creature. Mermaids have been known to swim to flooded inland areas to save human, and animal lives. Just as they’ve done for sailors on the high seas. Not even toxic sewage ridden waters cause them ill effects. Although they don’t enjoy swimming in such stagnant swill. Of course most choose to stay safe deep under the sea with their dolphin friends.

Vampires During Hurricanes
During hurricanes Vampire response can vary depending on their original intent for being in the area. A vampire stalking a specific person or simply out for blood will follow the evacuating people to wherever they go. If a vampire lives in the storm zone they will most likely stand their ground if they have an adequate blood supply. They may even look for fools who stayed behind, and target them as their next meal! Mother Nature is hard pressed to scare powerful immortals such as vampires. A vampire can easily withstand floodwaters, gale force winds, and other hurricane hazards. If you are shocked to see someone walking with ease into 100 mph winds then you might have just seen a vampire, or some other person of a paranormal persuasion! The only danger for a vamp is if they get swept away by a particularly powerful flood or wind surge as dawn approaches. Perhaps they were injured, and weakened by a Vampire Slayer. If trapped in the holy sun they will indeed meet their eternal maker as they become nothing more than unholy dust in the wandering winds!

Werewolves Rage Against The Hurricane!
When a hurricane falls on the nights of the Moon being 80% of Full or higher you can expect the usual monthly transmutation from human to monster. Werewolves are many times for dangerous during hurricanes or any storm for that matter. They see the weather as an attacking nemesis, and it makes them extremely angry. They will voraciously attack, and eat anything that moves without hesitation! Their rage, and the chaos of the storm may make your religous artifacts less useful as a defense. Certainly holy water shot from your super soaker would be blown about, and diluted by the torrential rains. You’re movement would be impeded by wind, water, flying objects, and unexpected obstacles. Meanwhile the werewolf will plow through anything in it’s path with the same ease as the hurricane itself. Refusing to evacuate makes you vulnerable to death by werewolf, or obtaining the monthly monster curse from them!

Hurricane Zombies
Unlike vampires and werewolves, Zombies find themselves tossed about like rag dolls in the wayward winds. Being launched against buildings, cars, and other obstructions causes their rotted flesh to splatter about. The violent rain, and flood waters quickens the decay of their rotting flesh. Many zombies are washed out to sea where they attempt to attack sea life that includes sharks. However the zombie often fails due to being out of their element. Unfortunately those in flooded areas might find a floating zombie to be a most unexpected unpleasant surprise. As you pace about your hip deep flooded home you might feel a bite on your leg that spells the end of your life as you know it. For now you are a member of the cannibalistic living dead!

Haunted Hurricanes
Hunkering down in a haunted house during a hurricane is a really bad idea! Even if you’re an experienced Ghost Hunter. Such extreme weather conditions create a mega maelstrom of metaphysical energy that all manner of evil entities eat up! There will be a plethora of poltergeist, demonic, and dark spirited activity during heated hurricanes. Graveyards can be especially dangerous with the spontaneous resurrection of zombies, or even reanimated corpses washed from their graves by flood waters. Frightened individuals who didn’t clear out with other evacuees may find themselves a tantalizing target for demonic possession! The Witching Hour through the Devil’s Hour is the worst time to be in the midst of a full fledged hurricane!

Gods, Goddesses, And Practitioners Of Magic
Hurricanes themselves can be caused by factions of Gods fighting among themselves. Primarily Sea Gods. However Gods, and Goddesses, even Goddess Gaia, might create them as a punishment for humankind’s offense of nature, and her metaphysical protectors. In rare cases they can even be the product of top secret technology, lone mad scientists, or a powerful player in the magical arena manipulating Mother Nature for their own perplexing purposes.

Many nature deities are metaphysical in form so they don’t have to even be exposed to the physical weather. However fairies, elves, leprechauns, and other nature helpers are in physical contact with our reality. Thankfully they are protected by Mother Earth, or their patron Gods and Goddesses. No harm can befall them from weather of any sort. For instance a Fairy can flutter about in 150 mph winds without any issue due to a paranormal protective barrier around their bodies. An Elf working to clean up swamps will merrily float upon flood waters until it gently caresses high ground. Benevolent supernatural beings unimpeded by hurricanes are able to save innocent animals, and human lives!

Witches, Warlocks, Wizards, and Sorcerers often look to capitalize on the awesome metaphysical energy surges of hurricanes. This is the time to perform powerful spells, and rituals. Especially in the eye of the hurricane! Powerful practitioners of magic can place protection spells on themselves, and their homes to prevent any ill effects from the destructive abilities of horrifying hurricanes! Even those with little power may find themselves protected by nature deities they hold favor with. Ultimately humans feeling a deep spiritual connection with Mother Earth will mostly likely come out of the stormy shadows unscathed!

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