Is The Blair Witch Urban Legend A True Story?

Dark Witch Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785.  This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill!  Not only was she shunned from the community but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods.  They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!  They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound, and blindfolded in the cold wilds.  Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will!  Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally they strung her up, and hung her from a tree!  Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and it’s citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest!  It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity!  The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over.  Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return!

It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure he eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself.  She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave!  Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.  Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart she could make good on her curse. Normally ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm.  However her rituals had strengthened her spirit stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves.  Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical she eventually became a full fledged non-demonic poltergeist!

Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason.  Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead!  So much death, and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her domain!

For many years she lie dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of.  She merely became a spirit of the woods. The only spirit since Nymphs, Fairies, and other usual nature deities also abandoned the area in fear of her wrath! In essence The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers.  It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her.  A forced journey as a loner due to to her unusual way of life from an early age.  Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil!  Ironically she rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself!  It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate.  He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Finally in 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the urban legend of the Blair Witch.  She was careful, and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment!  The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!

The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with minor deity propensities. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human built structure or even an individual.  Her haunting’s revolve around an entire town with special preference for it’s dense woodland.  In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They are never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However as usual the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in, and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories.  This is how most of the populace learns of the dark supernatural world hidden away from them in the shadows beyond their view!

To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend.  A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top flight poltergeist, and witch slayers!  We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge!  We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville.  We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!

The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville, or simply refuses to leave.  She is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter that may or may not have biological components. She also possess a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims.  This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.  Her love of woods, children, and mentally tormenting people is reminiscent of the sinister Slenderman.  Although we know that Slender Man doesn’t sacrifice children, and instead stores them in an immortal stasis as he siphons their innocent metaphysical energy from their souls.

The Blair Witch Meets Slenderman!
SlendermanThere is some anecdotal evidence that suggests Slender Man once visited the Burkittsville woodlands in 1977 by sheer coincidence, and actually saved a little boy from the Blair Witch.  We’re not saying Slender Man is good. On the contrary he is beyond evil!  Thankfully when two dark forces meet, and their agendas are opposing we get the unintended anti-hero.  Slender considers kids a precious resource while simultaneously having contempt for the rest of humanity.  The Blair Witch sees kids as disposable garbage to further her own selfish supernatural needs! It’s said that the two titans battled for merely a few minutes.  Enough time for the child to run away, and make it back to his parents.  Things were going well for Slender, especially since he’s immune to a great deal of magic, but then The Blair Witch returned to non-physical poltergeist form.  She began launching trees at him, and attempted to pierce the thick veil of his dark deluded mind.  She finally created a micro tornado whirling him around violently amid sharp stabbing branches. Slender finally had enough, and played his usual teleportation trump card!  He vanished, and the two never met again!

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Where Does Slender Man Come From?

Why Does Slender Man Hang Around The Woods?
SlendermanThe sinister Slender Man is known for inhabiting wooded areas, and performing his acts of terror not too far from said places. However he is not tied to the woods since he has sometimes appeared in open fields, and briefly in urban areas. Yet there are usually wooded parks nearby when he makes rare urban appearances.  Some have suggested that forests are a convenient place to hide.  Certainly as a tall shape shifter hiding behind tree trunks,and springing out to scare unsuspecting campers, and hikers is a favorite pastime of his.  Although various psychics, seers, and mystics who have seen Slenderman’s home Dimension know that our wooded areas most resemble where he came from before being sentenced here for crimes against his own people.  This has been doubly confirmed by the only three people verified as visiting the Slender Dimension, and returning to tell the tale.  Technically psychics, and telepaths read their minds because they were in a permanent catatonic state for the rest of their short lives!

Slender Man Dimension

Only Known Photo From Slenderman Dimension Deeply Distorted.

The Slenderman’s Parallel Dimension, not Universe, is densely scattered with immovable shiny jet black cylindrical monolith pillars that extend from the ground into the roof of the sky. In Parallel Dimensions It’s possible for the dimension to end in the sky thereby creating a impenetrable barrier. Therefore Slender Man’s Dimension has no outer space to explore. In addition the ground itself is another wall of the dimension so there’s no digging down. These monoliths vary in girth, and texture.  Some are somewhat smooth while others are very rough. There is indeed a resemblance to tree trunks.  The places where they appear to puncture the dimensional barrier in the sky, and on the ground have a moving flow pattern that looks like leaves blowing in the wind on tree branches. This is caused by the subtle movement of the pillars themselves despite Slenderman’s people inability to cut them down, or destroy them in any way.  View of the sky, and ground is sometimes obstructed by varying densities of a foreboding gray fog consisting of a substance of unknown origin.  Most likely the extent of their weather patterns as no precipitation occurs.  It’s known that Slender’s sometimes use it to bathe themselves.

The substance these paranormal pillars are made from is unknown but it’s properties would make you think it’s stone.  Yet every so often a monolith springs a leak, and a sappy black blood like substance pours out.  It’s been said that Slender Man’s ancestors drank this as food before they lost their mouths, and the need for physical sustenance.  Sustenance familiar to us was replaced by metaphysical energy. After a great period of time extremely old pillars will finally crumble into dust but new ones always appear to grow simultaneously from the ground, and roof before meeting in the middle to form a new monolith.  Smooth ones are new while old ones have very irregular surfaces. In most places within Slender’s Dimension they are densely packed so this seems to be the reason why his people evolved the need to become shape shifters so they could weave around those pesky things.

As some of the most gifted psychics, and telepathic masters delved further into the minds of Slender Man, and his nemesis The Slender Man Assassin, sent here to terminate him, they believe they finally found the secret of these odd static looking, yet dynamic, structures.  The Dimension itself may be the body part of an immensely huge four dimensional creature, or even a multidimensional giant!  The monoliths are some manner of bodily organ not quite of a biological nature we’re familiar with that serve some unknown function.  It’s plausible that Slender Man’s people are possibly the equivalent of the beneficial bacteria we have in our intestines, or perhaps conversely a cancer the 4-D giant has been suffering from for quite some time.  If that’s the case then the behemoth lives on since the Slenders can’t seem to spread to it’s entire body.  The Slender People only have alternate dimensional access to certain Universes such as ours.  Apparently rare places where the black blood seriously oozes from the pillars to form pools are key to inter-dimensional travel.  They eat away certain points of the ground, and sky leading to realities such as ours when the Slender’s shape shift, and vibrate at certain frequency.  Yes gravitational attraction is the strongest near any dimensional barrier. In addition there is no breathable air as we know it. This makes sense with a faceless creature like Slender Man who has no mouth, or nose.  Being devoid of eyes goes along with the utter lack of light.  There are only the electrical like surges along some monoliths that cause brief dim violet hued lighting.  These surges usually only happen in growing, newborn, and nearly dying monoliths.  The Slender’s only see through unique psychic sight.  Touching a pillar allows them to see much further than the general area they occupy.

So now you know why Slenderman relishes the forests, and woods of the prison planet Earth he is mystically tied to. Could it be that this diabolical denizen of darkness actually is sentimental when it comes to his spooky home Dimension? I guess even the most heinous killers instilling terror in the hearts of humans has some redeeming qualities!  That may even include the kids he kidnaps since he never harms one hair on their head. They are simply stored away somewhere in eternal biological stasis since he feeds upon their metaphysical energy of innocence.  Kids that he considers too old are usually enlisted as his servants, and Slender Man Cult members.  At the end of the day he has the power to use any human as his puppet proxy via his immense mind control powers!

Is The Bogeyman Real?

bogeyman-green-fogThe Bogeyman, or Boogieman, is one of those paranormal entities created by the human collective consciousness.  A Tulpa who now has a life of his own.  Since humans are created in the image of God, meaning their minds, they have the power to create new life with the magical power of pure thought.  If enough humans believe in something it can manifest itself thanks to the amazing power human souls possess.  Parents used varying tales of the Bogeyman to scare children into behaving, or just to scare them for their own amusement.  His description, and intent vary within nations, regions, and even individual households.  However the most common tales told to children caused the Bogeyman to materialize as an evil entity that terrorizes children into being good.  In some cases he has kidnapped them, and once that happens they’re never seen again.  It seems he takes his commands from the parents who have no clue he’s real.  This despite the fact that the children of the world are the ones who caused his spontaneous existence since they are the ones who truly believe in this nefarious figure.  So it seems thus far that he’s bound by the parents wishes to an extent. However he twists them in the same way a Genie warps wishes.  Clearly no decent parent wants their child taken away from them! We would hate to see what would happen if the Boogieman was fully unleashed without restraint!

The Boogieman appears in general areas where his stories are told the most.  It seem at this time it’s the United States that receives the most visitations.  Eye witnesses describe him as only appearing at the stroke of the Witching Hour in a eerie green fog wearing a black hooded cloak.  Any physical features are hidden by the cloak, and the fog.  Although a sparse few have claimed to see his face as a deranged skull.  We feel these elements are due to the ambiguous description of him given by adults coupled with how different kids imagine him.  A number of children have been put on psychiatric drugs after their continued vivid descriptions of the Bogeyman in their bedrooms.  We believe in many cases they are telling the truth.  Some have seen him carrying a blood red sack which is most likely used in the stealing of kids.  It’s unknown what he does with them but most supernatural beings who take kids feed off the magic of their innocent metaphysical energy.

If the Bogeyman were ever apprehended, or destroyed we believe he would most likely not be resurrected since far fewer believe in him in modern times.  Unfortunately once a being like this is created by pure thought it stays in existence even if not one person believes in them again.  There is no known repellent, or defense against the Bogeyman except for parents to appear.  If they enter a child’s bedroom, and he’s in there he disappears instantly leaving only his green mist behind.  Simply not invoking his name, or threatening kids with his visitation always works.  He doesn’t appear when not invited.  He also doesn’t appear most of the time if the child in question doesn’t believe in the Boogieman. This of course makes it tricky for us in the paranormal world to capture, or rid the planet of him since he can vanish without a trace in the blink of an eye. Clearly he has some kind of teleportation powers.

Most Recent Sighting Was With Slender Man!
Apparently on August 15, 2015 in Portland, Maine after centuries of existing on this Earth together, the Slender Man, and Bogeyman finally met.  By some fluke they were after the same kid, and Slender didn’t take kindly to the competition.  The parents reported hearing a commotion in their 5 year old sons room.  When they opened the door they witness the horror of Slender Man whipping his shape shifting tentacles about wildly as the Bogeyman kept transforming into green misty vapors to avoid him. The parents were able to quickly snatch their child away, and flee the house!  Despite the appearance of the parents the Boogieman didn’t disappear as he normally would. The introduction of another paranormal being must have altered the rules in some way?  Five minutes later near the foot of the Eiffel Tower in Paris witnesses report seeing the same battle. Not surprising since Slenderman has teleporation powers as well.  In the end Slender got a tentacle around Bogey’s neck, and he transmuted into a very solid looking form unable to teleport. They stared at each other silent for a bit until the Bogeyman nodded as if agreeing to some telepathic message from Slender.  Then Slender Man released the Boogie, and he vanished into his trademark green mist.  It seems Slender won this turf war, and was told to back the hell off his targeted children! At least their battle prevented harm from coming to a child.  Said child has been under constant supernatural surveillance by a local paranormal investigations firm so Slender Man had to most likely give up on him.