What Is Slender Man?

slender-manMystic Investigations still has an open research file on the mysterious Slender Man. Some trivialize his existence to reassure themselves all is well.  Unfortunately, Slender Man is a deadly threat for all who cross his paralyzing paranormal path. He has managed to weave his way through the dark shadows of ancient history without much mention until the information age of the 21st century. Slender Man was often mistaken for other supernatural beings the slim number of times his presence is mentioned in paranormal records. Evidence indicates that this apparently immortal creature existed from at least Egyptian times some 5000 years ago. Some claim he’s existed from the dawn of time itself! This doesn’t seem to be the case since he’s clearly confined to the planet Earth. Once the modern era of photographic mass communication took hold, along with the legend of his existence being resurrected, the sightings of this deeply diabolical denizen of darkness have increased exponentially.

There has been a suggestion that there might be multiple Slender Men.  This is definitely not the case since no sightings ever happened at the same time.  Various powerful psychics also agree they feel one dark force when reading his victims and examining the areas he’s previously been in.  The short intervals between some reports clearly indicate he utilizes teleportation as a method of travel.  Certainly, eye witnesses seeing him disappear into thin air back this hypothesis up.  This might explain why some assume he’s more than one person.

The silent Slender Man is known to be a slender white to gray skinned faceless entity of at least seven to nine feet tall with multiple tentacle-like arms that have the ability to stretch to different lengths along with his legs.  He can also appear with just two arms that have long-fingered hands.  When the other tentacle appendages grow forth they normally have blade-like ends rather than hands.  He has been known to skewer people with them if they’re foolish enough to attack him.  He wears a black or gray business suit along with a black tie. Sometimes red just before he commits murder via his mind-controlled proxies. At least this is the case in modern accounts from the 20th century. Earlier accounts indicate dress wear from whatever era he was in. Clearly, for whatever reason, he’s into dressing well when he induces his mental terror, or takes a human life via driving someone violently insane, or compelling a victim to do it. Slenderman is mystically bound by an unknown force to only directly physically engage people if they attack him.

Based on the fact that his height varies, and his arms stretch, he is clearly a shapeshifter of some type. Since his suit seems to grow with his two main arms, and the other appendages appear right out of the solid looking suit, this indicates that his clothing is apart of his body as well.  He’s known for kidnapping children along with terrorizing and murdering adults. Many times he utilizes his extensive mind control powers to make people murder for him by proxy. For whatever reason, he enjoys stalking people for years or even decades causing great mental, and emotional anguish. Slender Man seems to have a great fascination with children and is most often photographed around them.  In fact, the most reported sightings of him are on playgrounds around the world.  Children do possess the magic of innocence which is coveted by many a practitioner of magic. It could be that he feeds off their unique mystic energy. This might be his secret to immortality.  His varying skin colors of white to gray might indicate him in a strengthened or weakened state.  Bright means he’s at full metaphysical power while the rare black coloring, seen once in a blue moon, indicates severe weakness.  This could be his black blood seeping to the surface as his shape begins to lose integrity.

Although he spends most of his time tormenting humans he has run across other paranormal entities. These limited reports indicate that he has power over them as well. Although these were only chance meetings since he’s never shown an interest in other paranormal creatures. Clearly, Slendy prefers easy human targets, and would rather not deal with supernatural beings who might present somewhat of a challenge. A powerful second generation vampire from 17th century France reported he ran across what we think is the Slender Man. The vampire in question, who chooses to remain nameless, claims that he was curious about the mysterious being lurking about the grounds of a mansion. Both Slendy and the vampire were stalking a lovely aristocratic woman inside the large Château. The vampire attacked Slender Man, and when he sunk his teeth into his neck he said that he felt immediately weak, and paralyzed. He fell to the grass with Slender Mans pitch black blood dripping from his mouth. Slender stood over him silently but the vampire could read a plethora of violent, and deeply disturbing psychic thoughts coming from the faceless creature. One of Slender Man’s arms extended down to the vampire’s neck, launching him well over the tree line deep into a forest nearby. The vampire was barely able to crawl away into deep brush cover before the sun rose.

After that experience, the vampire had repeated night, and day terrors for centuries, and has stayed in urban areas since Slender Man seems to stick to the rural countryside.  Wooded areas in particular.  He’s also stated that he has never been able to get the wretched taste of Slender Man’s blood from his mouth.  It taints all other blood he drinks.  The vampire has tried to kill himself in order to end his misery but some mental block prevents it.  Perhaps a piece of Slender Man hypnosis to ensure the vampire suffers for eternity for daring to attack him.  Even those who have tried to kill this unfortunate vampire fall under a mental spell, and simply walk away.  This could be the vampire using his own hypnosis against his will due to the Slender Man programming.  Either way this pitiful, yet once magnificent, vampire must be haunted by the specter of the Slender Man for all eternity!

Besides shapeshifting, and mind control powers that allow him to use people as puppets he appears to have powers of invisibility or teleportation abilities that allow him to appear, and disappear instantly at will. There are reports of him appearing to only select people. This would indicate more mind control abilities. Various distortions in up close photos, videos, and audio indicate he gives off a strong electromagnetic field. So he’s got a lot of paranormal juice flowing through his body which is biological based on some reports including the vampire mentioned above. Besides his power to induce psychosis in individuals he can also make them physically ill. In some cases giving them a permanent disease that no scientist can identify.  Cryptozoologists have called it the Slender Man Sickness.  It is unlike any other paranormal disease they’ve seen, and it is a complete mystery as to how it works.  Those stricken with it eventually go insane, and commit suicide!  However, it seems Slender Man can slow down, or halt the illness if he’s using them as his personal puppets.

We have confirmed that the Slender Man is a being from a parallel dimension sent here as a punishment.   It’s unclear if he’s a criminal sent here by an official government, or an enemy sent him to Earth which is now his prison.  A unique energetic inter-dimensional force has been detected using Goddess Gaia’s soul, aka Mother Earth, as a conduit to keep Slender Man tied to Earth.  He can teleport anywhere on the planet but nowhere else.  The force that traps him here also protects him from death yet not injury. It also prevents him from killing people directly which is why he needs proxy puppets.  He appears to fear no one except another of his kind from his dimension sent here to assassinate him.  This individual is known as The Slender Man Assassin.  Apparently only one of his own kind can kill him in defiance of the force that currently protects him in order to maintain his life sentence on Earth. [Twitter]

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The Slender Man Haiku
Silent Woods Once Dark,
Teleporting Beams Burst Brightly,
Slender Has Arrived.

What Is The Slender Man Cult?

Slenderman With ChildSeveral thousands of years ago the infamous immortal shape-shifting mind control master Slender Man was banished to Earth as an eternal prison sentence by his own people from another dimension. Almost immediately he was worshiped as a God by a small group of Egyptians he encountered in the Sahara Desert.  They called him the Faceless God Of The Sands.  He attempted to communicate with them telepathically but ended up driving half of them instantly mad.  Most committed suicide within a day! Clearly he’s honed his telepathic human brain interface skills since then.  These psychic skills enabled him to create his infamous Slender Proxies. Those who commit murder for him as he is bound by otherworldly forces to not do so directly except in cases of self-defense.  His helpless proxies eventually went insane from the Slender Sickness after a period of time before finally committing suicide.  The Slender Sickness is an advanced form of paranormal psychosis caused by prolonged psychic communication with Slenderman. There is no known cure.

Subsequent Slender Man cults would form over the centuries, and Slender always ended up inadvertently eradicating them indirectly via the sinister Slender Sickness. It seems he can technically kill humans directly if it’s inadvertent, or in defense of himself.  Powerful practitioners of dark magic looked to form a cult around him, and tap into his unique parallel dimensional power.  They were the ones who would be able to best withstand contact with Slender, and not acquire the Sickness. Regrettably for them they found their magic would become chaotic, and unpredictable when communicating with him for too long.  They may not have gone mad but some were never able to practice magic again. Inevitably they had no real allegiance to Slender, and abandoned him when they couldn’t exploit his powers. Clearly his metaphysical energy force was completely incompatible with all forms of magic known in our dimension.  Except of course the magical innocence present in kids that Slender Man feeds off of. Some have even indicated that magic as we know it most likely doesn’t even exist in his home dimension to begin with.

Slenderman Finds Teens To Be His Salvation
Slender Man had begun to think humans were too weak to serve him without going mad or perishing. He gave up on having a cult of loyal minions, and useful idiots, for quite some time. Naturally he considers small children sacred, and would not purposely put them in harm’s way once abducts them.  He feeds of their energy of mystical innocence as they lie in supernatural stasis at hidden locations around the world. This is the same blissful innocence that allows them to withstand his mental communications without ill effects. Teens on the other hand were in the unfortunate abyss trapped between childhood, and adulthood. At some point hundreds of years ago Slender began to notice certain teens in the perfect age, and genetic zone range could serve him without acquiring the Slender Sickness. The Teens were too old to have any usable amount of enchanted innocent energies yet young enough to not be disposable murder proxies.  He still saw them as kids to an extent so he had no wish to torment them.

These teenagers, generally in the 13-16 age range, became the core of his infamous Slenderman Cult. Those who serve him exceptionally well get the gift of immortality via the extension of his personal psychic aura within their own spiritual energy auras.  These misguided teens serve a number of functions.  Primarily to guard Slenderman’s kidnapped kids at various hidden locations on Earth, and act as backup should someone manage to overtake him.  They must be at his planned locations in advance which is why he had cultists all around the world. He may be able to teleport anywhere on Earth instantly but it does drain his energy. It’s thought that even teleporting one other person exponentially reduces his power. Certainly in the case of the 2015 Halloween Slender Man Plot it made sense to have teen cult in the Kansas town where he spent two months working his wayward mesmerization.

There are several small cults Slender keeps at various locations around the world. The main cult location is most likely wherever he’s keeping the largest concentration of kidnapped kids. Plausibly somewhere with a natural system of caves. Slender Man himself is technically the cult leader, and his second in command is a perpetual 14 year old boy who is in fact over 200 years old, and under the immortal protection of the seriously sinister Slenderman.  He is a Chinese citizen named Fan Lin. It seems Slender saved him from a group of nefarious men in some Chinese woods.  Ever since then Fan has been a loyal, and even deadly servant. Fan’s sick dream is to someday be physically transformed into Slender Man’s true son complete with all his Shape Shifting & mental abilities.  It could be theoretically possible if he is in Slender Man’s presence enough times over the centuries as he would absorb the awesome metaphysical energies.

Members of the Slender Cult will often don faceless masks of white or gray along with wearing business suits.  Even the girls will wear the same cult uniform.  The white masks are at the highest level with Fan himself wearing a mask of the brightest white.  When they need to blend in somewhere they won’t wear the costumes. Members of the Slender Cult aspire to please Slender Man, wash away their humanity, and remain as emotionless as possible unless communing with Slender, dealing with kids, or defending Slender from what they perceive as the forces of darkness trying to eradicate their Lord Master!  Interestingly The Slender Cult considers The Slender Man Assassin to be their “Devil”. Their ultimate dream is to ascend to their idea of Heaven. That being Slendermans parallel home dimension. Slenderman indeed sees a day where he’ll break free of his Earthly prison to take over his dimension thereby punishing those who sent him here!

Is The Blair Witch Urban Legend A True Story?

Dark Witch Indeed a dark witch named Elly Kedward was banished from a town called Blair, Maryland in 1785.  This was due to her using dark witchcraft to mesmerize children so she could draw their innocent blood, infused with pure sanguine energies, for her nefarious unholy rituals! Most of the children were severely weakened, and fell ill!  Not only was she shunned from the community but repeatedly tortured by townsfolk as she lay tied up in the woods.  They partook of all manner of religious rituals upon what they saw as the servant of the Devil when in fact she only served herself!  They wanted to make an example of her, cleanse the community, and even attempt the misguided task of cleansing her soul in the eyes of their holy Lord. Time, and time again they left her for dead bound, and blindfolded in the cold wilds.  Day after day they returned to find her still alive by the sheer force of her wayward will!  Not even wild animals inexplicably went near her! Finally they strung her up, and hung her from a tree!  Elly’s last words were an eternal curse upon the entire town of Blair, and it’s citizens! Her body was eventually taken down, and burned in a shallow grave. Her unholy ashes scattered to the four winds of the forest!  It’s thought that act was the final element that bound her spirit to those very woods for all eternity!  The citizens of Blair assumed they had done right by the Lord, and their witch ridden nightmares were over.  Little did they know that sending Ellly down the long torturous road to death would lead to her return!

It turns out she was drawing blood from children to secure he eternal existence on Earth via a system of magical rituals she personally created free of any demons or other deities. She only wanted to be beholden to herself.  She refused to be a higher dimensional entities slave!  Elly was unable to complete her series of spells but her hellish death caused her to become a ghost rather than moving on into the Afterlife as most do.  Traumatic deaths almost always manifest ghosts. As a ghost with revenge in her heart she could make good on her curse. Normally ghosts are confused with muddled minds and rarely cause much harm.  However her rituals had strengthened her spirit stoked further by her burning anger. As she made good on her curse the fear, and resentment, of the Blair citizens further fueled her with much needed metaphysical energy reserves.  Strong emotions always create their own non-sapient astral energy spirits. Spiritual energy a sapient person can draw upon if they have the right magical knowledge. Through her knowledge of the metaphysical she eventually became a full fledged non-demonic poltergeist!

Elly became known as the Blair Witch while her infamous curse on the entire town caused all manner of accidents, deaths, and disappearances. Then there was the unusual behavior of normally peaceful animals who would attack people for no reason.  Even crops began to fail, and the weather would locally grow violent at times for mere moments before instantly clearing up! Finally the devilish apparitions along with mass nightmares, including herself, that tormented the citizens was the last straw! Eventually everyone abandoned the town in sheer terror! By that time all the Witch’s accusers, half the towns children, and a quarter of the adults had either mysteriously vanished into thin air or were found dead!  So much death, and destruction at her macabre hands gifted her with the ability to temporarily take physical form for a time. It’s said to be a rare pure metaphysical matter form which would make her extremely indestructible! Metaphysical matter is composed of spiritual components rather than atoms, and quarks. This allowed her to walk about her precious woodland she held dear while installing an even more special brand of terror in those who trespassed within her domain!

For many years she lie dormant with the town abandoned, and virtually nobody to feed off of.  She merely became a spirit of the woods. The only spirit since Nymphs, Fairies, and other usual nature deities also abandoned the area in fear of her wrath! In essence The Blair Witch was left to care for the woodland in place of Mother Nature’s supernatural caretakers. Probably the only good quality of the Witch that beckons back to her pure witchcraft roots before they became corrupted by a lust for immortal powers.  It’s been suggested her spinster status spawned hate in her.  A forced journey as a loner due to to her unusual way of life from an early age.  Something perhaps born from her parents who were a dark warlock, and witch in league with the Devil!  Ironically she rejected this power, and rumor has it she murdered her parents in defiance of the Devil himself!  It’s unknown if the Devil ever bothered to retaliate.  He tends to leave evil people alone when they’re causing mayhem toward humankind. Finally in 1824 a new town called Burkittsville was founded on the site of Blair by those ignorant of the urban legend of the Blair Witch.  She was careful, and more patient in poaching her victims this time around as she slowly grew in power again! The woods of Blair was her home, and she needed a continuous supply of children, and adults to torment!  The Blair witch vowed not to be abandoned again!

The Blair Witch is classified as a serial killing poltergeist witch with minor deity propensities. She is responsible for an unexplained string of missing persons, and people found ritually murdered over the past two centuries in the Burkittsville area. This suggests she needs to make more innocent sacrifices to stay tied to our corporeal plane of reality. Her case is unusual due to the fact that most poltergeists are tied to a human built structure or even an individual.  Her haunting’s revolve around an entire town with special preference for it’s dense woodland.  In 1994 three student filmmakers decided to make a documentary about the Blair Witch legend, and hiked into the Black Hills Forest of Maryland. They are never seen again. Although their film footage was recovered in 1995, and viewed by Hollywood Executives that planned to release it as a dark documentary. However as usual the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in, and confiscated the footage. Thankfully Hollywood simply recreated the real footage in a film called The Blair Witch Project. A great many films of a paranormal nature are based on true stories.  This is how most of the populace learns of the dark supernatural world hidden away from them in the shadows beyond their view!

To this day abductions, murders, and mysterious disappearances have continued without any explanation! The government denies that The Blair Witch is real, and continues to cover up this horrifying urban legend.  A number of paranormal professionals have attempted to take on the poltergeist witch but have either never found a trace of her, or have mysteriously disappeared themselves! This includes top flight poltergeist, and witch slayers!  We here at Mystic Investigations are certainly up to the challenge!  We are waiting until the time is right for us to take a trip to the Black Hills near Burkittsville.  We feel confident that we can take down the poltergeist witch with our talented team of supernatural saviors! Fortunately there has been talk in the global witchcraft community of forming a Super Coven! A collective coven of good witches from around the world would enter the blasphemous black forest of Blair, and take down this despicable denizen of darkness once, and for all!

The Blair Witch is considered an extremely dangerous poltergeist whose sole purpose of existence is her continued immortality, and revenge against humankind in general. It appears she is mystically tied to the woods of Burkittsville, or simply refuses to leave.  She is able to take a physical form of metaphysical matter that may or may not have biological components. She also possess a number of frightening paranormal abilities including mind control over victims.  This can include hallucinations, and forcing people to commit suicide.  Her love of woods, children, and mentally tormenting people is reminiscent of the sinister Slenderman.  Although we know that Slender Man doesn’t sacrifice children, and instead stores them in an immortal stasis as he siphons their innocent metaphysical energy from their souls.

The Blair Witch Meets Slenderman!
SlendermanThere is some anecdotal evidence that suggests Slender Man once visited the Burkittsville woodlands in 1977 by sheer coincidence, and actually saved a little boy from the Blair Witch.  We’re not saying Slender Man is good. On the contrary he is beyond evil!  Thankfully when two dark forces meet, and their agendas are opposing we get the unintended anti-hero.  Slender considers kids a precious resource while simultaneously having contempt for the rest of humanity.  The Blair Witch sees kids as disposable garbage to further her own selfish supernatural needs! It’s said that the two titans battled for merely a few minutes.  Enough time for the child to run away, and make it back to his parents.  Things were going well for Slender, especially since he’s immune to a great deal of magic, but then The Blair Witch returned to non-physical poltergeist form.  She began launching trees at him, and attempted to pierce the thick veil of his dark deluded mind.  She finally created a micro tornado whirling him around violently amid sharp stabbing branches. Slender finally had enough, and played his usual teleportation trump card!  He vanished, and the two never met again!

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