What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?
Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees!The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees (Born Friday, March 13, 1953) was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored by most everyone as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th in May of 1966. Some even laughed as they believed he was just goofing around and not even drowning! His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her son’s death. Her death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused him to be caught in the dream plane between life and death. There he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition, inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way.  The magic that should have prevented this menace from existing, to begin with. Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason.  A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of transforming the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons, his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie. Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded. The Devil himself has stated that he finds Jason,”Rather amusing”.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens.  Not soon after this the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators and the holy clergy they had in tow.  Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway.  Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated.  Unfortunately, he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting.  Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States.  Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The dark Voorhees last death took place at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999. It was near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon.  It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there! Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice. Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful trinity of priests. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death, the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

Even after all that the monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees was still spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake and other various lakes around the US.  Thankfully they were nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation or some other electromagnetic radiation source.  Clearly, the ghost of Jason was powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent.  So as long as he remained that way he wouldn’t be able to return in a biological form.

Unfortunately, the three Friday The 13th’s of 2015 emboldened The Jason Voorhees Cult and its dark practitioners of magic. On Friday, November 13th, 2015 Jason was resurrected by this motley crew of malevolent magicians! You can read the entire sorted tale of terror on our Paranormal News blog. Since then his reign of bloody terror has resumed as he continues to allude paranormal crime fighters and the US Paranormal Defense Agency! He is far more powerful than he’s ever been and no longer will teens and other novices have any chance of taking down the Jason juggernaut! It will take an experienced team of supernatural warriors such as those of us here at Mystic Investigations.

So It Seems Jason Will Live On Hundreds Of Years From Now!
Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse.  At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage. The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse. The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries.  Finally, in the 26th century, the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government.  Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a spacecraft to be studied at a deep space outpost.  The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason.  He was eventually stopped by a sapient android identifying as a female.

Unfortunately, his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical healing bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuilt him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace!  Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew, including the android, with ease in his new indestructible body. No more rotting body for him as the nanobots perpetually heal him thereby guaranteeing his immortality. The ship continued on autopilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet.  Jason ended up destroying the station and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his interstellar serial killing spree! With his cyborg enhanced intellect, he alluded capture and hijacked ships to other worlds and space stations. In his wake, he left a bloodbath like nothing seen in the recent history of future peace.  It was several years before a joint military force of humans, androids, cyborgs, and extraterrestrials managed to finally kill Jason! Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by laser gunfire rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon.  So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future! [Twitter]

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Does Everyone Have A Guardian Angel?

Yes just about everyone has a Guardian Angel, and they’re on you right now like white on rice!   Even the Humans who are judged unworthy for ascension to Godhood across the near infinite parallel Universes. A multitude of realities where they lead an amazing number of lives encompassing just about every scenario within reason.  Ascending to Godhood is, of course, the ultimate purpose of humankind despite the establishment religions mantra of eternal servitude to God.  These guardian angels are there to protect the individual and make sure the various life scenarios can be played out to see how a person handles any given situation.  Protection from demons, various other forces of evil, and even just random chaos are the reason for these Heavenly watchers.

Naturally, you might find it creepy, and intrusive to have some invisible person watching every move you make in private.  Luckily we have some good news about that. Evidence deeply suggests that these guardian angels are actually you.  Heaven exists outside of time so your soul or Angel self already exists in Heaven with all the memories of your many lives.  Your first duty as an Angel is to watch over and protect yourself in any particular given Multiverse, aka collection of related Parallel Universes.  Yes, you also exist in other Multiverses and have multiple angel selves who will later be fused together in one Archangel self who can then choose to rise to Godhood, and start their own Omniverse, aka massive collection of Multiverses!

Clearly, it’s convenient to have yourself as a Guardian Angel since you wouldn’t want anyone else seeing every moment of your life. Moments that would inevitably include private compromising, and embarrassing situations. Whether it be sex or even using the crapper!  Thankfully your Guardian Angel also halts potentially awkward intrusions from the Afterlife.  The spirits of deceased family, friends, and even enemies who might phase into your reality violating your privacy.  Guardian Angels even have the authority to censor certain moments from Heavenly Angels. However high-level Archangels, and of course the Omniverse God can simply see everything long distance whether you like it or not!

Amazingly one Guardian Angel watches over all your parallel Universe selves in an entire Multiverse! This may seem like an impossible mission but you’re a higher dimensional super being who can simultaneously be everywhere at once. You’d simply be bored watching over yourself in only one Universe!  It’s hard to comprehend that at this very moment you exist in the first level of Heaven, aka the 6th dimension, as a 5-dimensional being.  A being of amazing power who exists there, and near every biological, or even mechanical body, your soul is intertwined with including right next to you at this very moment as you read this.  You’re smiling at yourself right now.  Just turn to your right, and smile back since guardian angels generally exist on the right side of a person.  Also when you’re talking to yourself you literally are talking to Yourself.  They’re answering right back at you but you obviously can’t hear them. So next time you see a person talking to themselves don’t brand them as a nutty kook, or a sad lonely soul.

Since your Guardian Angel has all your memories they know how your life is supposed to go, and cannot change anything under Universal Laws.   Most likely they wouldn’t want to because they’ve gone through your life, and learned valuable lessons.  They’re now living the sweet life in the great beyond with all their, aka your,  family, and friends.  Although I’m sure they, or you, don’t enjoy seeing you go through the various unpleasant situations of life.  When you look back and wonder how you got through the tough times it’s most likely your Angel self who gave you the strength to succeed. Your metaphysical anchor compelling you to bear the hardships of physical life.

A minute amount of people who are exceptionally evil already have their souls in Hell which isn’t a punishment for them.  They were simply destined to ascend, or more precisely descend, into Demonhood. Those who aren’t considered righteous yet aren’t evil enough to be wanted by the powers of Hell still watch over themselves without fully knowing their ultimate fate.  They still might be judged good in enough other Multiverses.  However, that’s unheard of.  Once they’re unified as an Archangel they’re informed they failed at life, and at that moment they will feel it in their dull hearts.  The unfortunate individual will then be mercifully blinked out of existence.  Man what a rotten note to end this article on. 🙂 Thankfully they exist in other Omniverses, and will always exist in some form in the greater infinite Macroverse.

So how do we know all of this?  You guessed it!  Years of extensive research into ancient secret scrolls, and texts with the knowledge of amazing mystics, and psychics who know the real deal of the great beyond.  Secrets kept from humankind by the religious establishments of the world for the purposes of command, and control.  Now you’ve been enlightened to the truth, and can live secure in your new found knowledge!

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October 2nd Is The Memorial Of The Holy Guardian Angels Day

Did Bruce And Brandon Lee Die At The Hands Of A Demonic Curse?

Bruce And Brandon LeeIndeed evidence indicates that legendary martial artist Bruce Lee, and his famous son Brandon Lee, were victims of the nefarious supernatural Curse Of The Dragon. Bruce died from a supposed drug interaction that caused brain swelling or, Cerebral Edema while Brandon died from an accidental gunshot wound on the movie set of The Crow.  The curse began retroactively in advance of a broken prophesy. Bruce Lee was prophesied to serve as a major player and enforcer in the Li family dynasty from which his bloodline originates. The Li family rules over the Chinese or Far Eastern Illuminati who joined forces with the main global, or Western Illuminati that is headquartered out of Europe. The link between the two Illuminati’s is the secret Order Of The Dragon.  A secret society that worships Chinese Demons, some of which are considered Earthly Gods as well.  So before Bruce was even born his important role in their organization had already been preordained.

Bruce Lee, born in the year and hour of the Dragon, was a special individual who comes into existence once in a blue moon. Someone who possesses an extraordinary talent.  In this case martial arts, and an ever-increasing awareness that his biological form along with this reality are nothing more than illusions in our mind. If allowed to live he would have theoretically been the most powerful human on Earth who didn’t wield magic nor was supernatural in nature.  More than likely he would have eventually become a paranormal being known as a Traveler. Certainly, he would have figured out how to ascend to higher planes of existence!

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As he reached adulthood Bruce rejected several attempts by The Order Of The Dragon to join their dark Devilish ranks.  Even threats from their Triad enforcers did not sway him as he left a pile of their bodies in his wake.  Clearly, he could not be killed by conventional means.  His will was so strong that he simply refused to die by the hand of another human.  The Order Of The Dragon could not tolerate such disrespect and ruination of their prophecy written so many centuries ago.  Important individuals such as Bruce, especially within their own bloodline, aren’t simply murdered but rather officially cursed, and marked by one of the demons the organization worships.  Since demons live outside of our time he began plaguing Bruce even as a child.  A demon Bruce fought in his nightmares but always lost against even as he easily defeated all manner of adversaries in his real waking life.  The Demon was slowly trying to break his will but was deeply angered he could not destroy such a powerful mind, and bend him to the dark shadows of Hell.

As Bruce Lee began to pass into the Astral Dream Plane upon his inevitable death Brandon Lee was sleeping and passed into that very realm in his dreams.  A plane of reality we’ve all visited in our own dreams.  In essence, father and son shared a simultaneous nightmare.  Here the demon appeared no longer interested in Bruce since he was destined to pass beyond his reach to Heaven.  He instead focused on the new target of the curse that was his son Brandon. The Curse was specifically designed to pass to the firstborn male heir.  Bruce was outraged and attacked the Demon with a vengeance.  Never before had a human soul without powers in life actually defeated a demon on its own turf in the realm between life and death!

Motion Picture Portrayal Of Lee’s Demonic Astral Plane Battle

Unfortunately, the curse lived on for Brandon despite the lack of a demon plaguing him.  As with many powerful curses they actually take on a life of their own and become non-conscious spirits working almost like an automated robot. The curse passed to Brandon whose eventual death would be the Illuminati, and demons final revenge against Bruce’s defiance.  The curse works like fate in a way causing a series of unfortunate coincidences that lead to things like bad drug interactions causing deadly brain swelling, and real bullet tips lodged in guns fired out by blanks. Thankfully with no male heir, The Curse Of The Dragon died in the Bruce Lee family line.  However several sister curses live on for a number of other individuals who cross The Order Of The Dragon, and power elite that rules over the Far East!  We like to think that Bruce and Brandon are Guardian Angels who now help those in danger from the demonic forces of evil across the greater Multiverse, and beyond!

The actor who fired the fateful shot speaks about living with this tragedy.  It’s unknown if he’s aware he was an unwitting instrument of The Curse Of The Dragon.