Are Jumanji And Other Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

The Original Jumanji Film Is Based On A True Story!
Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact, Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know all the murky details about the real Jumanji board game, its origins, or current location beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Rumors and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was the creation of an African Witch Doctor, and a Dark British Witch in the late 1800’s. They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. The true inspiration for their game was a deep disdain for Europeans and other outsiders pillaging the sacred lands of Africa for the sake of silly safaris. Oddly enough their intent came from a good place. However, the execution was pure evil!

The crazy couple inadvertently discovered that their planned self-sacrificing deaths to set off the cursed game would allow them to become immortal. They live on in the game and are sometimes released temporarily into the real world during gameplay. Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plant life, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the games metaphysical world for decades at a time!  Jumanji is currently in the secret possession of the British Royals. It’s said that they purchased it at a secret underground Illuminati auction. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Video Game Is Real!
Interestingly enough the 2017 movie Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle was inspired by the real-life events that led to the board game being adapted to a video game. A disturbing game in which players are sucked into a virtual jungle of danger appearing as their chosen avatars. A video game loving Wizard named Wazzle had heard the Jumanji legend. Sometime in 2012 he broke into a royal vault in London and stole the Jumanji board game. He carefully studied it’s paranormal programming and began translating it into computer code with the aid of a marvelous Mystic named Velluza. After three months they cracked the complete code and Wazzle began designing the graphics and storyline of the game.  In order to curse his version of Jumanji and make it like the board game, he mercilessly sacrificed Velluza to a Cyber-Demon. This unknown Cyber-Demon now infests the video game tormenting players with glee!

Players who get sucked in and lose the game die as Cyber-Demonic sacrifices who live on in the game as their own personal hell! Winners get to live with the nightmare of their time in the terrifying challenge. Wazzle is instrumental in luring people to the video game he places at key locations around the world to lure in unsuspecting teens and gamers to play. Amazingly it can be played on any gaming platform including PC. For every 13 sacrifices, Wazzle wins another 13 years on Earth past his natural date of death. The last known location of the video game was in Moscow, Russia. It has yet to hit North America but rest assured Wazzle will probably bring it here with the release of the new Jumanji movie. If you manage to get hold of this horrifying game please contact your local paranormal investigator, supernatural warrior, or practitioner of magic. Tread carefully because Wazzle is never far from the game that can magically appear as a compact disk, floppy disk, or video game cartridge!

Incidentally, Wazzle purposely left the Jumanji board game behind at an abandoned hideout after he was done using it to design his video game. He knew that all manner of powerful forces would be after him and he wasn’t interested in playing perpetual hide and seek. Jumanji was ultimately recovered by her Majesties Secret Service. It was promptly returned to the royal vault in London where it now sits. However, it is said that the game is lent out to royals, billionaires, and other VIP’s around the world. In addition secret supernatural sections of the British government conduct testing on the game to unlock its paranormal perplexities.

The Romanian Game Of Death Commisioned By Dracula!
A paranormal board game even more deadly than Jumanji originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second-generation member of the global vampire royal family.  Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and bloodsucking as the centuries rambled forth before his dark immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days, he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the wayward world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded.  Over the course of a year, Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs its way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.

Throughout the blasphemous board game, magical beings materialize out of thin air and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous malevolent monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality, they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real-life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will! A pure soul of light would, in fact, destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fire and brimstone of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown but its said the winner of the game will gain a clue to its location.  The game also duplicates the chalice giving the winner a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game, everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  However, Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience! As the game creator, Dimitri can’t be killed by it.

Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him and his guests.  The game is self-powered by powerful demonic spells and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger, haunt, and even possess the victim.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after-effects of this most disturbing board game.

Unfortunately, Dracula eventually grew tired of the game and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind on a random basis.  Evey cold-hearted supernatural soul loves watching average people enter the frightening world of the paranormal for the first time! By then Dracula and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the released game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences all around the planet!

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact, only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two-story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly, it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!  [Twitter] [Facebook]

2017 Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Trailer

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1995 Original Jumanji Movie Trailer

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Cyber-Demonic Cyber Monday Warning In Effect!

Cyber Demons

So you skipped the shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon.  There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds.  Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items. Those with such malevolence in their hearts that it makes them want to hurt others who get in the way of their shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously type away and whip out your credit card. Risks that include the insidious scourge of Cyber-Demons! Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…

What Is The Devil’s Hour, And When Is It?

devils-hourThe Devil’s Hour is a time of perplexing paranormal activity that begins at 3:00 AM, and extends through 3:59:59 AM.  There are actually 24 Devil’s Hours in any given day as the supernatural world adheres to human-created time zones.  This is due to the metaphysical power of the human collective consciousness, and the beliefs they hold. Even past 4 AM, the dark effects will be felt to some extent until the first enchanting embers of sunrise light break free from the horizon.  For some, this might be 4:00 AM in the heart of the summer or all the way into the 7:00 AM hour in the winter depending on cloud cover. Thankfully there is an exponential decline in metaphysical activity once the Devil’s temporal domain has passed on. Naturally, paranormal activity is far less in Lands Of The Midnight Sun as Sunlight has holy properties that repel dark supernatural beings.

The Devil’s Hour is of course named for the Arch-Demon Emperor of Hell who has been known to go by the names Devil, Satan, and Lucifer.  His unholy hour is the window of wayward higher dimensional entities into our world. To some extent the current King Of Hell, Since 2013Dimitri Diablo has some sway in this hour as well.  It’s a time when Demons are at their strongest when interacting with our reality.  A horrifying hour many demon and Devil worshipers thrive in as they conduct their various dark ceremonies. These often the ritual sacrifices of innocent victims, both human, and animal, upon an unholy altar of abomination! The sinister rituals are ultimately meant to build power bases of darkness, and perpetuate pandemonium upon humankind!

This hour of damnation is at 3:00 AM because it’s the antithesis to 3:00 PM which is informally known as the Jesus or Christ Hour.  Jesus Christ being the Demigod son of the Omniverse God.  Ancient scrolls seem to indicate that Jesus died at 3:00 PM so a holy aura exists during the 3:00 PM to 3:59 time zone. It was previously prophesied that the 3:00 AM unholy time zone would be the birth time of the Anti-Christ, the Devil’s Earthly son.  However, it turned out to be anciently planted information by the Devil since the Anti-Christ was born during a solar eclipse in March of 2015.

The Devil’s Hour is known to be the hour where most accidents and deaths occur since evil, and bad luck are rampant during these times. This havoc ridden hour also has an additional power boost from the Witching Hour which begins at Midnight. This is what links the hours creating a blasphemous bridge of brimstone extending from 12:00 AM to sunrise!  Another common element that strengthens the supernatural seriousness is the lack of human consciousness during this time.  Most humans are in deep sub-conscious slumber further lowering the power of positivity in our physical realm.  In essence, temporarily handing over the lands of their time zone to the Devil, and his legions of darkness!

Not only does the Devil himself fuel the hour but the same metaphysical energies that fuel the Witching Hour are at work as well.  This includes the lack of the holy solar rays that are infamous for blasting the forces of darkness away into oblivion.  The Devil’s Hour should theoretically be at the height of paranormal power around the time of the winter solstice due to the postponement of the sunrise.  Thankfully the power of the Christmas Spirit negates it greatly despite the Anti-Claus’s best efforts. So it turns out that the Halloween Devil’s Hour is the most malevolent due to the denizens of darkness marshaling at their height on that night.  The next powerful Devil’s Hours are the nights of November, and often January as well.

Immunity To Evil For Those Born In The Devil’s Hour

Legend has it that there is an immunity against dark demonic attacks if someone is born during the Devil’s Hour.  Especially if born at 3 AM on the nose along with it being Halloween which already provides special powers to humans. Some of the most prolific supernatural warriors have been born during this time zone.  Often a person who shouldn’t be frightening may create fear in those looking to perpetuate ill will.  Those born in the 3 AM hour are usually overlooked as potential targets since they give evil individuals a spine-tingling feeling. Of course, don’t always count on this working. Especially if you open your mouth when you shouldn’t!  Stick with a simple blank stare with a hint of dark determination.

There is also some anecdotal evidence that waking up at exactly 3:00:00 AM in a state of sweat-drenched terror suggests that the Devil has paid you a visit literally or in your dreams. If awakened in agony during the rest of the hour then it was probably one of his demonic minions.  A mere state of heightened agitation might indicate non-demonic darkness or poltergeist visitation. There is a general increase in the probability of paranormal attacks from all manner of menaces during the Devil’s domain!  This includes ghosts, poltergeists, and even physical paranormal entities. It’s certainly known that a Werewolves rage is at its height during the 100% full Moon within the Devil’s Hour.  This is where the most Werewolf related attacks, and deaths take place.  Vampires are also known to crave blood the most at this time. Spontaneous Zombies rising from graves increase during this hour as well!  It’s always best to stay in bed under covers blessed in Holy Water during the Devil’s Hour to ensure your safety until the warm embrace of dawn arrives!

See Also: The Devil’s Hour Haunted House Poem

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