Are Jumanji And Other Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

The Original Jumanji Film Is Based On A True Story!
Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact, Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know all the murky details about the real Jumanji board game, its origins, or current location beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Rumors and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was the creation of an African Witch Doctor, and a Dark British Witch in the late 1800’s. They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. The true inspiration for their game was a deep disdain for Europeans and other outsiders pillaging the sacred lands of Africa for the sake of silly safaris. Oddly enough their intent came from a good place. However, the execution was pure evil!

The crazy couple inadvertently discovered that their planned self-sacrificing deaths to set off the cursed game would allow them to become immortal. They live on in the game and are sometimes released temporarily into the real world during gameplay. Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plant life, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the games metaphysical world for decades at a time!  Jumanji is currently in the secret possession of the British Royals. It’s said that they purchased it at a secret underground Illuminati auction. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Video Game Is Real!
Interestingly enough the 2017 movie Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle was inspired by the real-life events that led to the board game being adapted to a video game. A disturbing game in which players are sucked into a virtual jungle of danger appearing as their chosen avatars. A video game loving Wizard named Wazzle had heard the Jumanji legend. Sometime in 2012 he broke into a royal vault in London and stole the Jumanji board game. He carefully studied it’s paranormal programming and began translating it into computer code with the aid of a marvelous Mystic named Velluza. After three months they cracked the complete code and Wazzle began designing the graphics and storyline of the game.  In order to curse his version of Jumanji and make it like the board game, he mercilessly sacrificed Velluza to a Cyber-Demon. This unknown Cyber-Demon now infests the video game tormenting players with glee!

Players who get sucked in and lose the game die as Cyber-Demonic sacrifices who live on in the game as their own personal hell! Winners get to live with the nightmare of their time in the terrifying challenge. Wazzle is instrumental in luring people to the video game he places at key locations around the world to lure in unsuspecting teens and gamers to play. Amazingly it can be played on any gaming platform including PC. For every 13 sacrifices, Wazzle wins another 13 years on Earth past his natural date of death. The last known location of the video game was in Moscow, Russia. It has yet to hit North America but rest assured Wazzle will probably bring it here with the release of the new Jumanji movie. If you manage to get hold of this horrifying game please contact your local paranormal investigator, supernatural warrior, or practitioner of magic. Tread carefully because Wazzle is never far from the game that can magically appear as a compact disk, floppy disk, or video game cartridge!

Incidentally, Wazzle purposely left the Jumanji board game behind at an abandoned hideout after he was done using it to design his video game. He knew that all manner of powerful forces would be after him and he wasn’t interested in playing perpetual hide and seek. Jumanji was ultimately recovered by her Majesties Secret Service. It was promptly returned to the royal vault in London where it now sits. However, it is said that the game is lent out to royals, billionaires, and other VIP’s around the world. In addition secret supernatural sections of the British government conduct testing on the game to unlock its paranormal perplexities.

The Romanian Game Of Death Commisioned By Dracula!
A paranormal board game even more deadly than Jumanji originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second-generation member of the global vampire royal family.  Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and bloodsucking as the centuries rambled forth before his dark immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days, he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the wayward world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded.  Over the course of a year, Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs its way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.

Throughout the blasphemous board game, magical beings materialize out of thin air and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous malevolent monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality, they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real-life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will! A pure soul of light would, in fact, destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

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The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fire and brimstone of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown but its said the winner of the game will gain a clue to its location.  The game also duplicates the chalice giving the winner a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game, everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  However, Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience! As the game creator, Dimitri can’t be killed by it.

Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him and his guests.  The game is self-powered by powerful demonic spells and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger, haunt, and even possess the victim.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after-effects of this most disturbing board game.

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Unfortunately, Dracula eventually grew tired of the game and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind on a random basis.  Evey cold-hearted supernatural soul loves watching average people enter the frightening world of the paranormal for the first time! By then Dracula and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the released game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences all around the planet!

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact, only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two-story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly, it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!  [Twitter] [Facebook]

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Cyber-Demonic Cyber Monday Warning In Effect!

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So you skipped the shopping frenzy of Black Friday to avoid the dangers of being injured by hordes of human shoppers, zombies, vampires, and the Demon God Of Greed Mammon.  There’s also the potential for demon possession when it comes to those with weak minds.  Those suffering from the unfortunate mental condition of greed and a lust for material items. Those with such malevolence in their hearts that it makes them want to hurt others who get in the way of their shopping deals.  It seems sitting in the safety of your home and shopping the dynamic deals of Cyber Monday on the internet is the way to go.  Sure it’s a lot safer but there are still risks as you furiously type away and whip out your credit card. Risks that include the insidious scourge of Cyber-Demons! Read The Rest Of This Paranormal Activity Forecast…

What Is An Ice Dragon?

Are Ferocious Frost Breathing Anti-Dragons Real?
Frost DragonIce Dragons are indeed real creatures just as the fire breathing Dragon is. They also go by the name of Frost, Snow, and Anti-Dragons. The basis of our reality seems to be an eternal struggle to maintain balance between all things polar opposite in nature. So it makes sense that a Dragon that spits fire would have a counterpart that spits ice. The Ice Dragon is sparsely written about in ancient supernatural texts yet it’s never been spotted in modern times. There are also no mentions during the later half of the medieval period when the last Fire Dragons were eradicated from Earth’s surface, and banished into the Underworld by Dragon Slayers. There is also no indication that Anti-Dragons currently exist in the Underworld.

The Battle Between Fire Dragon And Ice Dragon
The last report of a Frost Dragon was detailed in an obscure Norse text during the 10th
century at the end of the Viking Age.  It was rare for Dragons, and Anti-Dragons to meet since one loathed the cold, and the other was hindered by heat.  However one fateful mild Summer day in an Icelandic Viking settlement an Ice Dragon, and Fire Dragon’s paths collided over an open field near the edge of a village.  There a startled group of Norse villagers witnessed an epic air battle of two supernatural winged reptilian behemoths.  One shooting forth a forceful fog of clearly freezing vapors with sharp ice shards whizzing about.  The other spewed hellishly hot flames.  Some of the Ice Dragons vapors fell as snow, and mild hail while those close to the flames steamed into massive clouds of warm rain.  The light blue Anti-Dragon with bedazzling eyes of glittering sapphire was said to be twice as large as the dark green Dragon with eyes lit ablaze by glowing orange flames.  The Anti-Dragon was scorched by the unholy hell fires while the Dragon found himself frost bitten by the unimaginably cold ice flow.  The shrill screams of both beasts bellowed through the atmosphere causing vibrations to be felt well over a mile away!

Both Dragons eventually dispensed with their respective offensive firing powers, and Dragon vs Anti-Dragonentered into the physical combat of violent ramming, and biting with their razor sharp jaws.  Orange lava, and blue ice blood rained down upon the populace causing frost, and fire burns. Some houses were lit ablaze by the fire dragons lava like blood.  With each bite the Dragons were weakened by the others flesh, and blood. The deadly Dragons finally crashed into the field, and furiously wrestled with each other in rage filled combat. Their deafening roars sent shivers down everyone’s spines!  It appeared the larger Ice Dragon had defeated the Fire Dragon pinning his neck to the ground with his gargantuan jaws.  Eye witness reports deciphered by modern paranormal experts indicate that the Anti-Dragon breathed what could have been an Absolute Zero frost stream directly into the Dragons bloodstream.  Although there was blue blood gushing from its mouth.  This could have been Ice Venom that would have been something more powerful than liquid nitrogen.  A suggested trait of especially powerful Ice Dragons.  Whatever the source of the cold the Fire Dragon began to freeze as he whipped his head loose, and turned to let out one final fiery blast directly into the Ice Dragon’s face.  The Ice Dragon let out a horrifying howl while the now fully frozen fire dragon shattered into a million pieces as if made of glass.  The accidental consumption of Fire Dragon blood, and that final flaming is what most likely caused the Ice Dragon to then burst into a mountain of sky blue ashes that blew majestically through the Viking village.  This mystical ash put out every fire that had been set by the sky battle above.  Some of this ash still exists to this day, and are used in some powerful magical spells.

What Are Ice Demons?
Just as Fire Dragons were created by the demonic possession of prehistoric dinosaurs so to do Ice Dragons have a demonic source. However they were created by a rare breed of demons known as Ice Demons.  Ice Demons chose to take a different path when the original Fallen Angels left Heaven.  Most followed the Devil, and created Hell as a base for his acts of aggression, and violence against all.  A dynamic metaphysical dark energy realm that manifests as horrendously hot fires!  Some of the fallen angels chose to follow the path of calmness, inner reflection, and even self-punishment as they regretted following what they had believed was the enlightened Lucifer who became the diabolical Devil. They called a dark desolate inter-dimensional void of lost souls as their home.  A place some call Purgatory despite how some religious texts may describe it.

Ice Demons sensing the disturbance their demonic brothers were causing in the world may have motivated them to create Ice Dragons through deep possession of a dinosaur thereby altering the DNA.  Frost Dragons can be up to three times larger than a Fire Dragon.  Perhaps due to Ice Demons working as a collective to channel all their energy into one of their kind who enters another dimension.  It would also be necessary to have a larger beast to generate the huge amount of cold needed to truly counter a fire breathing beast.  It’s said the biological freezer within an Ice Dragon is an Absolute Zero void spiritually connected to the Purgatory realm itself.  It is the absolute absence of heat, and freezing of all molecular motion. It’s what allows the Dragon to freeze virtually anything non-paranormal instantly with the potential of it shattering like glass.

Unlike violent Dragons of fire, Ice Dragons are generally gentle giants that only eat glaciers
of the great Arctic North, and Antarctic South along with drinking large quantities of ice cold water.  Fire Dragons on the other hand relish on roasting anything alive, and eating it whole!  The most Ice Dragons were reported during the last Ice Age.  Certainly cave men drawings have shown evidence of these supernatural reptiles that appeared in colors ranging between blue, and albino.  It’s been suggested they hibernate deep within polar ice caps, and glaciers for long periods of time waiting for an ice age to begin.  Occasionally they awaken to explore, and see if the cold has finally claimed the world.  Like their Ice Demon creators they enjoy solitude, inner peace, and reflection within their ice cube domains.  Since these dragons avoided humankind to a far larger extent than their fiery brothers there is no evidence of them being slayed from the Earth.  Therefore they most likely still exist hiding amid the ice, and snow of the polar regions. Plausibly in Purgatory as well.

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