Xavier Remington President Of Mystic Investigations here wishing everyone a Happy Halloween Eve! On this most spooky National Candy Corn Day, and of course Halloween Eve, Mystic Investigations finds itself at a spine-chilling Orange Alert! The Condition Orange light strips on our walls flash orange all about our building while giving us an hourly voice warning. There is also an update on current paranormal activity status. Throughout our offices, there is a constant chaotic workflow as people rush about relaying reports of paranormal activity amid doing research in our secret archives. Some of us supernatural warriors whisk away out the doors to face down denizens of darkness with valor! It is our mission to keep the horrors of Halloween hidden from those who could not bear to know the true depth of its titanic terror! Read The Rest On Our Supernatural Stories Blog…
Mystic Investigations has officially initiated Orange Alert as the mad monsters of Halloween horrifyingly howl throughout the nefarious night! Our high tech supernatural investigations facility sports an office-wide alert system for various enchanted events including the dreaded Auto-Destruct Sequence. This is the final consequence of the least used of our alarms. That being Red Alert! The second most used alert is the Condition Orange Alert. The Jack-O-Lantern hued alert usually takes place at the stroke of Midnight on the Halloween Witching Hour of October 31st, Halloween Eve, on the night of the October Blood Moon, and on the Day Of The Dead. In this case, we are sounding it earlier than usual due to an exponential increase in paranormal activity and a Grey Alert for the Zombie Apocalypse!
Throughout our office building, there are orange lights that flash silently all day. Although every hour on the hour the Computer System announces,”Halloween Condition Orange Alert In Progress! X Hours Until The End Of Halloween!” Each hour it counts down the end of Halloween with the final announcement at the Witching Hour of November 1st Hallowmas All Saints Day when the Computer says,”Halloween has ended. Condition Orange Alert Canceled. Condition Blue Alert Has Been Activated. Hallowmas All Saints Day Has Commenced!” The Blue Alert is mainly used for the forces of good. On the Day Of The Saints Angels descend to Earth for the purpose of cleaning up the horrors of Halloween that may have violated The Supernatural Secrecy Pact.🎃
Then at Midnight on November 2nd All Souls Day Of The Dead, we re-enter Condition Orange Alert since Day Of The Dead has a strong connection with Halloween and can be quite horrifying for those of us fighting the forces of evil. Probably only the third worst supernatural day next to the October Blood Moon. Halloween is the most paranormally active day of the year on average. Here at Mystic Investigations, we get very little sleep on All Hallows Eve! Especially with Halloween giving all Werewolves the power to transform without a full Moon! If all goes well then November 3rd sees us go to a cautious Condition Yellow Alert. Incidentally Condition Yellow Alert initiates on the first of the 13 Nights Of Halloween. Then November 4th we usually return to the All Clear Condition Green. Although it only pulses for one minute since having green flashing lights go off every day in our offices would drive us mentally insane. LOL! 🙂 The silent continuous Condition Green Alert is mainly used on Christmas & Christmas Eve.
This Halloween add some new terrifying treats to your spooky smorgasbord! Pictured above are vile vials of ghoulish goodies consisting of vampire blood, witches potion, werewolf dandruff, Devil dust, Jack’s ashes, and monster slime. Most likely the slime is from The Blob. In reality the test tubes are full of liquid and powder candy of a non-supernatural sort. These crazy confections are flavored black cherry, grape, green apple, root beer, strawberry, and orange. They are the perfect party favor or special surprise for Trick Or Treaters.🍬
What If These Test Tubes Were Full Of Real Supernatural Substances?
That being said if the above items were real paranormal perplexities then indeed a human could consume vampires blood. Interestingly enough, it does taste sweet like that of black cherry. It would give a person temporary supernatural strength, speed, agility, and enhanced senses. If one should be drained of blood while the blasphemous blood resides in their body then they would become a vampire themselves! A witches potion could be just about anything but lets say it was made by a good witch to grant one with temporary magical powers. It would provide one hell of a Halloween with very little side effects if done properly. The slime of a Blob Monster is nasty stuff and the green color is often from radioactivity. We would recommend nobody eat that grotesque goo! It would surely cause extreme illness and probably death! Same with this Zombie Booger Candy we found!🤢
The Dust Of The Devil And Essence Of Werewolf
Werewolf dandruff doesn’t exist as these are freshly transformed beasts each night. There’s also the fact that most supernatural beings don’t suffer from such human maladies. Whatever the silly stuff is you wouldn’t want to eat uncooked werewolf parts and risk getting the Lycanthrope Virus. Of course, nefarious wealthy elites do partake of werewolf steaks on special occasion during secret Satanic ceremonies. The Devil Dust could possibly be a real substance with some similarity to Fairy Dust. However, it would stink of brimstone, and taste vile. More than likely you might find yourself cursed or see your soul bound to the Devil! We’d rather eat wholesome Unicorn Dust. The stuff that rainbows are made of.😈
Then we have Jack’s Ashes which could be something supernatural or simply dehydrated pumpkin powder. The Spirit Of Halloween has taken physical form at times. One such incarnation is that of a Jack-O-Lantern creature who goes by the name Jack. As the Spirit encompasses good and evil it may have spooked a wicked witch or vampire slayer who then vanquished it! The ashes it left behind could be used in a variety of magical spells. Consuming the orange powder would probably link you to the Halloween Spirit and provide various protections from harm. Somewhat akin to those born on Halloween. Celebrating All Hallows Eve would perhaps stoke super powers within. Powers that would enable you to handle the hidden horrors of Halloween that lurk in the sinister shadows just beyond gleeful kids begging for candy! You Can Order This Carefully Crafted Candy Here…🎃
How to make hallowed hollowed out candied mini pumpkins with custard inside. The perfect dessert for the classiest of Halloween & Thanksgiving celebrations. Naturally, such a fine treat is prepared by Martha Stewart, the Queen Of Marvelous Meals!
Ingredients For The Candied Pumpkins
6 Jack-Be-Little pumpkins
3 sticks cinnamon
1 whole nutmeg
4 star anise
20 whole cloves
10 whole black peppercorns
1 (2-inch) piece fresh ginger, sliced
4 cups sugar
Pots de Creme Ingredients
3 tablespoons water
3 tablespoons molasses or dark-brown sugar
3 large egg yolks
1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon heavy cream
1/4 cup whole milk
2 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar
Pearl sugar, for garnish
Cloves, cinnamon, or star anise, for garnish