Alluring Autumn Adirondack Wilderness Walk

The Allure Of Adirondack Autumn Can Give Way To A Titanic Terror!
A beautiful high quality video of the awesome Autumn of Upstate New York’s Adirondack Mountains.  On a supernatural note the Adirondack’s are home to the alarming Adirondack Abomination.  A one of a kind monster rumored to have escaped from a nearby secret government laboratory.  It’s said to be a rare mating between a Sasquatch, and Abominable Snowman (Yeti).  Whatever it is it’s huge and it actually scares away Bigfoot which is something that virtually never happens!

The unholy roar of this alarming Abomination causes even the most barbaric bears to head for the hills! It’s said that the Adirondack Abomination is responsible for a variety of missing campers and hikers in the area.  Innocent victims it eats alive bones and all! No corpses have been found. However there has been trace DNA evidence from blood spilled! There is no known defense against this ferocious furry menace! The Abomination is at least 10 feet tall weighing in at a ton or more! Interestingly enough its fur changes colors with the seasons. A dark brown in Summer, and a dull white in Winter. If you spot the Adirondack Abomination you’re most likely already dead since it moves at lighting speed!  Pray for a quick kill and may God have mercy on your soul! Oh and of course enjoy the beauty of Autumn. One of the Abominations most favorite times of year!

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What’s The Last Day To Eat Halloween Candy?

By the enchanted edict of supernatural law, and those of luck itself, the last day to eat Halloween candy is Thanksgiving Day. This is also the day to remove Halloween Decor as well. What if by some fantastical fluke you have such a marvelous monster load of luscious loot that you simply can’t finish it by then. At that point you must donate the rest to charity, or give it to someone not related to you. Otherwise you must chuck it in the crapper to avoid the specter of dark luck descending upon you. This happens courtesy of greedy gluttony building up a diabolical form of metaphysical energy.

This is the Spirit Of Halloween’s way of preventing its balanced purity from being compromised by those not respecting the holiday. An imbalance can easily weaken this force of good thereby nullifying the courageous efforts of those who fight against the forces of darkness. Heed this warning next Halloween, and allow the hallowed holiday of horror to end, and blend naturally into Thanksgiving! Happy Halloween!

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Thanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

Christoween TreeIn order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds those obsessing over a particular holiday one must remove their Halloween decorations by a certain date. That date is Thanksgiving for reasons not fully understood. Plausibly it could center around the human collective consciousness making Thanksgiving a transitional holiday between Halloween and Christmas. There are two exceptions to this rule. One is if you truly have the Spirit Of Halloween infused within your very soul, and have dedicated your life to the Halloween cause of bringing balance between the forces of light, and darkness. In such rare cases you may hang up Halloween decor forever.  Keep in mind there is a big difference between being obsessed, and being dedicated to the Halloween Spirit!

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A second alternative to leaving your Halloween decor up longer is to celebrate Thanksgiving as a transitional holiday bridging the gap between Halloween, and Christmas. A short lived holiday known as HallowChristmas or Christoween by some. Basically you leave your Halloween decor in place while putting up your Christmas decor. In that case you may leave your Halloween decorations up until December 6th Saint Nicholas Day.  Although if the decor isn’t purposely mixed for a true Christoween celebration then December 1st is the safest option. Basically things like christmas trees, and wreaths with Halloween themed decor on it. Or Jack-O-Lanterns with Santa faces, and Elves carved upon their orange exteriors.

If you defy these paranormal laws that pertain to holiday celebrations then you will attract various demons, dark Gods, and the number one purveyors of bad luck. The Anti-Leprechauns known as Clurichauns. Thankfully Thanksgiving specific decor, mainly turkeys, pilgrims, and Native Americans, don’t have the same supernatural kick. Perhaps because the decor subject is historical or can be applied to another theme along with generally being small scale table dressing. So no worries about how you utilize them. Happy Thanksgiving To All And To All A Tasty Turkey!

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The Legend Of La Llorona Halloween Horror Nights

The video above is a walk through tour of La Llorona Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. Certainly a memorable staged horror experience sure to scare the hell out of you but the media did not tell the whole paranormal story of this Halloween attraction. It seems the damned spirit La Llorona did not take kindly to her name, and tragic story being used as an amusement for silly humans. In response she made a nightmarish appearance at the haunted house.

Her story begins hundreds of years ago in Mexico, New Spain at the time, when she was a woman named Maria who fell madly in love with an evil man. A man who demanded she get rid of her kids permanently if she wanted to be with him. Some say he was a practitioner of magic who bewitched Maria into blind love that caused her to drown her children at night in a river. That man was none other than the diabolical Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo who was just beginning his terrifying trek into the world of dark magic. Tricking the woman into killing her kids was clearly a sacrifice to Demons in order to grant him paranormal power. Such dastardly child sacrifices to demons only work if done by the parents since the parents have domain over the child’s soul.

After Maria did the damning deed she was promptly rejected by Dimitri which caused her to commit suicide providing the final seal of the sinister sacrifice. In the afterlife she was denied entry into Heaven until she produced the souls of her children who wandered the Earth in a confused ghost state due to the trauma of being murdered by their mother in a river. In addition she was denied entry into Hell as the Devil saw the future, and knew Diablo would be a threat to him.  Therefore he didn’t want him accumulating power from his demons. So the sacrifice in fact failed as the entire family was left in Earthly ghost limbo.

This left Maria to be damned to wander the Earth herself as a poltergeist in search of her kids.  Along the way she torments those she comes into contact with. The darkness, and rage grows in her dark soul with each passing century as her ghostly children hide from her. Every so often her power peaks to the point of solidifying her metaphysical energy form, and becoming a dangerous temporary corporeal being.  Devoid of Heavenly hope she abducts random children who make the mistake of venturing out at night near bodies of water. Rivers in particular where she expects to find the ghosts of her kids floating about. Any adults who stand in her way receive the terror of her violent wrath!

She is called La Llorona, aka The Weeping Woman, due to her constant weeping over the guilt of killing her kids. A guilt that is actually worse than the real Hell. When near her children’s souls they can be heard crying as well
in unison with her. Her spine tingling wales bellow throughout the night, and legend has it that anyone who hears it is marked to receive her terrifying torment, or be kidnapped if they’re a child. Where these kids end up nobody knows. Some say she kills them, steals their souls, and then attempts to deliver them to Heaven in place of her own kids. Naturally the kids would be taken from her by Angels, and she would be banished back to Earth. Let’s hope that is the happy ending for these poor children.  Certainly there is precedent in the supernatural world for kidnapped kids to be help in various forms of supernatural stasis with the hope of eventual release, and a return to their normal lives again. However there is some evidence to indicate that she grows weary of imprisonment on Earth, and has begun sacrificing innocent children to demons in the hopes of delivering souls to them so she can gain entry into Hell which she sees as better than her ghostly existence in this plane of reality. If she pleases the Devil she could see a future promotion to demonhood status.

Now that we have the back story we must report the past incidents at the Universal Studios haunted house in her name. Witnesses have reported a female specter screaming in agony one minute then cackling maniacally the next. She has attempted to drag children away, and has caused injury to adults since she has amassed power allowing her to take temporary physical form. Luckily the good folks at Universal immediately called in various paranormal experts, including exorcists from the Catholic Church, to cleanse the Halloween horror attraction from the La Llorona menace. Naturally they also saw the public relations nightmare, and promptly covered up the unfortunate incidents.  Even if they hadn’t the government, aka the US Paranormal Defense Agency, would have most likely done it for them. We are confident that everything is safe, and under a protection spell from all manner of supernatural beings in the popular theme park.

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