Is Disney Cars Real?

What Sentient Species Are The Vehicles In Disney Pixar Cars?
Disney CarsTop flight psychics, seers, and mystics with an eye into the worlds of parallel Universes have indeed confirmed that Disney Cars is real! In fact it’s a parallel Earth with virtually the same history as ours except instead of humans, and animals, as we know them, everything are biological vehicles of some type. Interestingly enough the plants are basically the same as we know them here. More or less we all exist there as some manner of motor vehicle as disturbing as that seems. The souls of humans have been mystically detected as residing in these sapient vehicles!

All evidence from the Cars movies indicate there is an underlying biology to the vehicles since they eat food, and exhibit other physiological traits we experience . Of course they also consume oil, and gas which corresponds to the obvious mechanical components of their bodies. One theory is that they evolved from bugs, and the exterior of their bodies is an exoskeleton, or shell, made of something like Chitin. However we clearly see customized metal on these cars, trucks, etc. Of course that could be a natural substance close to metal. The real question we’re left with is how could they evolve mechanical devices so intertwined with their biological bodies? They couldn’t. The only answer is that they are a race of cyborgs. This goes for the animals as well.

The truth of this unusual parallel Universe is that a gamma radiation burst from the collapse of a nearby star screwed up the ozone layer thereby exposing all life to excessive ultraviolet radiation. Sometime in the equivalent of our late 19th century a mass extinction of animals, and some amount of plant life took place. However the plants were better equipped to survive. By the early 20th century the only animals left were exoskeleton based. Thankfully this included the sapient species of the planet. The equivalent of humans. Still their time would soon be up as well! Thankfully the world’s finest minds got together to implant mechanical parts within the exoskeleton along with customizing the shells as well. These enhancements were applied to all animals that were left. The time frame is seen by the fact that physically old cars are the oldest models of vehicles we have in our reality.

These vehicles could obviously procreate but as babies they didn’t look like cars. They had to be mechanically customized at the hospital factory before going home with their proud parents. In addition there was active efforts to transform new animals born in the wild so they wouldn’t die from the UV radiation. Finally by the early 21st century nanobots, aka microscopic self-replicating robots, were developed that were interweaved in the genetic code so they would be born as a certain cyborg vehicle based on their parents genes. This was also introduced into the animals that were left. Finally the remaining species of the planet were naturally born as biological motor vehicles. Despite this their exoskeletons, and mechanics, could still be customized, and upgraded. Something probably done to keep up with latest technology, and aesthetic designs. Perhaps this could be done to a large extent at birth so they would grow into it. Unfortunately later in life these enhancements were too intermingled with their biology, and would be considered massive surgery if altered. This would explain why senior citizen cars don’t get a sleek new design. Plausibly they wouldn’t care since their biological life expectancy isn’t much longer than humans.

The videos below go into various theories about the state of Disney Pixar Cars, and their unique reality:

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Autumn Forest Walk

The video above is a virtual fantastical fall hike. Mere weeks before Halloween you partake of a peaceful trek in the colorful Autumn woods. Will you see any Autumn Nymphs or Fall Fairies? Perhaps an Autumn Elf raking up leaves? Plausibly a Sasquatch but hopefully not a grizzly bear!

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The Devil’s Hour Haunted House Poem

Devil Hour House

👻Haunted house hanging heavy with horror,
Dark damned depths at death’s door,
Wicked waters waving wildly,
Crazed creatures of chaos crashing upward,
The Devil’s Hour is at Hell’s horrifying hand!😈

Learn about the true hellish nature of the real supernatural Devil’s Hour!

Devils Hour

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Womb To Tomb In 40 Seconds!

Freak quantum time tunnel, aka Hyper-Dimensional Temporal Comet, hit the exact space, and time of a baby’s birth!  A Hyper-Dimensional Temporal Comet is a 5-D celestial hyperspace entity containing a rapid independent time stream that invisibly intersects Parallel Universes. It rarely comes in contact with large blocks of solid matter. However in this extremely unlucky case the results were astronomically epic!

The birthed baby was sucked into the terrifying time tunnels path. This in turn caused him to rapidly age straight through to natural death within 40 seconds. If that had not occurred then certainly the fall from high in the sky would have done the dirty deed! What’s truly beyond belief about this freak coincidence is the temporal comets nearly final trajectory arcing perfectly into a grave at a cemetery!

Amazingly the corpses final destination was yet to come! The raw power of this five dimensional phenomenon sent this poor bastard forcibly though the Earth toward the inner molten core. Of course the body was pulverized long before it reached that point! The temporal comet was attracted to the strong magnetic field which eventually phased it back into the 5th dimension where it belongs!

Although the baby man was naturally scared it always had the mind of a baby, and had no grasp of what was truly happening to it.  Certainly every baby cries at birth, and the sudden crazy launching out a window into the sky didn’t help matters. Interestingly enough the rapid aging caused instant healing so the crash through the window didn’t really hurt the poor little guy! Thankfully he mercifully died of geriatric ravages before crashing into the grave now shared with another. Free of environmental factors he most likely died at 120 plus years of age! Quite a macabre event indeed yet this is the shocking nature of reality that is unstable at the quantum microscopic level! When you believe your life is horrible, and unfair just think of this guy. Most likely the most unlucky person to ever live!

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