This sinister bunny was the product of a government genetic experiment gone wrong. A crime against Mother Nature that attempted to combine demonic DNA with that of an innocent bunny. Similar experiments have been perpetuated by witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers dabbling in the dark arts. A horrifying attempt to create a monstrous predator to hunt down the Easter Bunny! That sainted leader of Easter who is the world’s only known Werebunny! The unholy creature escaped his government lab, and as luck would have it, a performing magician deep into dark magick welcomed the rabid rabbit into his terrifying top hat. The blasphemous bunny of exceptional intelligence was smart enough to know that their partnership was mutually beneficial. The magician could demonically sacrifice fans of his magic show he lured back stage while the bunny could devour the remains afterward.
Even more despicable is the bunny’s ability to shapeshift into a cute furry form. A facade of innocence used to lure in innocent men, women, and even children! This diabolical duo even had the nerve to set up Easter events, and have the batty little beast pose as the holy Easter Bunny! For several years they spread their reign of low key terror across North America. Thankfully this filthy fiend was eventually captured by the forces of good working in conjunction with the enchanted Easter Bunny himself! The demonic experimental bunny is now caged in a Cryptozoological lab in the sub-basement of Mystic Investigations! Get your own animated demon bunny prop, and put on the scariest magic show ever!
By the enchanted edict of supernatural law, and those of luck itself, the last day to eat Halloween candy is Thanksgiving Day. This is also the day to remove Halloween Decor as well. What if by some fantastical fluke you have such a marvelous monster load of luscious loot that you simply can’t finish it by then. At that point you must donate the rest to charity, or give it to someone not related to you. Otherwise you must chuck it in the crapper to avoid the specter of dark luck descending upon you. This happens courtesy of greedy gluttony building up a diabolical form of metaphysical energy.
This is the Spirit Of Halloween’s way of preventing its balanced purity from being compromised by those not respecting the holiday. An imbalance can easily weaken this force of good thereby nullifying the courageous efforts of those who fight against the forces of darkness. Heed this warning next Halloween, and allow the hallowed holiday of horror to end, and blend naturally into Thanksgiving! Happy Halloween!
Since Santa Claus Has Elves, And The Anti-Claus Has Gnomes Who Helps Out Shala? Shala, the Angel-Demon Hybrid leader of Halloween, has little helpers of her own called Leuprichauns who reside with her on the mystical Halloween Island. A previously unknown supernatural species until Christmas 2013. Leuprichauns are Leprechaun-Clurichaun Hybrids that may have been a special creation of Shala but we can’t say for sure. Since neither paranormal species procreates it’s unknown how the Leuprichauns came into existence. These little beings are taller, and of a stockier build than Leprechauns, and Clurichauns being somewhat reminiscent of Dwarfs.
Leprechauns are of course the purveyors of good luck on Earth while Clurichauns are their evil cousins spreading forth bad luck. Shala being a Demon-Angel Hybrid lives to create balance between good, and evil so it’s safe to assume Leprechaun-Clurichaun Hybrids would do the same. Bringing balance between favorable, and dark luck. Possibly when there’s too much of one type of luck in any place on Earth. When asked to comment on these creatures King Lochlann, Leprechaun Leader, said,”They’re an abomination!” I guess Shala won’t be visiting the Leprechauns in Ireland anytime soon. LOL!
The only verified Leuprichaun is Shala’s chief helper named Zamxuzza. He was seen in late December 2013 at the North Pole Village banquet hall accepting the Claus Award for Shala since she’s at risk by both Angels, and Demons who see her existence as blasphemous. Zamxy, as he requested to be called, said Leuprichaun serve at the pleasure of Shala in a number of capacities including the manufacturing of seasonal supplies such as Halloween candy, decorations, and costumes.