What Does Vampire Blood Taste Like?

Do Humans Like Vampire Blood?

Most humans are obviously disgusted by blood when it comes to actually partaking of it. If they drank some it would be a vile salty metallic taste. Certainly not anywhere near the taste of ecstasy that vampires experience when partaking of human blood. However if a human were to experience the blood of some supernatural creatures, including Vampires, they would be surprised by how sweet, and scrumptious it tasted. Not to mention the amazing health benefits.

Leprechaun Blood Is Number One But Vampire Blood Is A Close Second!

In various supernatural surveys among humans aware of the paranormal world Leprechaun blood is almost always rated number one. Some participants described it as a delightfully sweet mint infused elixir of enchantment with a hint of dark chocolate.  All those who drank the donated blood have had constant good luck. In fact, every one of them is now a millionaire! Consistently number two on the list was vampire blood which was said by most to taste like a pleasantly sweet mix of cherries and strawberries with hints of creamy alcohol infused within. It was unlike anything they ever drank before. The more they drank the more intoxicating they found it. This went to the point of becoming addicted to the supernatural substance.

Vampire Blood Mimics Alcohol To An Extent

In large enough quantities vampire blood mimics the effects of alcohol consumption.  Although feelings of joyous revelry gave way to feelings of aggressive rage due to the demonic elements of blasphemous blood.  Participants found that higher generation vampires blood tasted better along with ancient ones as well.  So in essence a vampire ages like a fine wine. The experiments contained the blood of 3rd generation vampires, and lower. There were also vampires who were just brought into the dark shadows and ones over 500 years old. Naturally, it’s next to impossible to get blood from royal vampires above 3rd generation.

The Benefits Of Drinking Vampire Blood

So other than being brought across into the world of eternal darkness why would a human want to drink vampire blood?  There are many temporary benefits which including a remarkable increase in intelligence.  So much so that someone with an 80 IQ shoots to a 200 IQ for a few hours after ingestion. This is how some moronic wealthy elites ace college. There is also a temporary increase in strength, speed, and agility along with enhanced senses.  Those hard of hearing, or with poor eye sight exceeded human norms in those senses.  Some experienced permanent side effects such as their terminal cancer being driven into permanent remission, various diseases being cured, and injuries fully healing.

The Healing Power Of Vampire Blood

It’s been known for many centuries that ingesting vampire blood, or placing it on a wound will heal it rapidly.  Although it will not grow back amputated limbs or missing organs. Consistent ingestion is known to reverse the effects of aging and extend life expectancy by ten times. So why isn’t vampire blood being used to cure so many of humanities woes?  Same reason why the blood of no supernatural being is used in mainstream treatments for human injury and illness.  Most don’t think these beings exist and even if they did there’s simply not enough of them to provide the quantity of blood required. In addition, cooperation with these entities requires big money or extraordinary favors that only the ultra wealthy elite can provide. There’s also many negative repercussions from ingesting various paranormal liquids. A plethora of perplexing side effects not fully understood. Especially in the long term.

The Magnificent Metaphysical 100

One infamous survey group of 100 humans sampled dozens of different supernatural blood including vampires in one session. This was an early experiment foolishly done without at least researching anecdotal evidence about the effects of the blood. Also not taking into account what might happen if these magical bloods were ingested at once. This group known as the Magnificent Metaphysical 100 went on to acquire amazing powers and abilities including immortality, and invincibility. Slowly over the years many have gone mad and turned quite evil. The small number of level headed ones now go about trying to kill or contain the rest who are quite a paranormal menace.  A few actually ascended to higher dimensions and were never seen again.  Due to the danger of the experiment the details were erased so nobody would attempt to duplicate it and create an army of dangerous super humans.  Unless under the direct supervision of a supernatural doctor or Cryptozoologist we recommend steering clear of supernatural blood.

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