Ashley Abercrombie
Cryptozooglogists, Necrologists, and Zombologists classify Zombies as Homo Necrosis Zombifis under the supernatural sciences. The complete paranormal classification is below: Zombie Scientific Classification Chart Kingdom: Cryptida (Supernatural Cryptids) Phylum: Immortalis (Immortals) Class: SupraNecrosis (Living Dead Beings) Order: Magica (A Product Of Magic) Family: Anthropophagis Sanguinus (Survives Off Human Flesh And Blood) Genus: Homo Necrosis (The Melding Of Human And Zombie) Species: Homo Necrosis Zombifis (Scientific Name For Zombies) Cryptida is the seventh Kingdom that mainstream science refuses...
Cryptozoology
Xavier Remington
The Splinter Man is a dangerous deformed paranormal monster that wanders the various woodlands of Europe, and Asia. He was once an evil British wizard simply named Gregor. We know very little about his elusive past. Sometime in the late 1880’s he attempted to access some deeply dark magics in his mad quest for immortal powers. Unfortunately for him, he got his wish for immortality. A prize that came with a heavy price. He performed his...
In reality what we have here is a massive cover-up by the US Paranormal Defense Agency, the top secret supernatural defense arm of the US Department Of Defense. US PDA agents, commonly known as Men In Black, have been spotted lurking about the Milwaukee area by private paranormal professionals trained to spot these nefarious figures. Our insider sources in the PDA indicate they took three college students into custody for suspicion of opening a brief porthole...