What Is The Paranormal Defense Agency?

Paranormal Defense Agents

The Paranormal Defense Agency is a top-secret off the records black ops agency of the United States Department Of Defense which was founded in 1977 by President Jimmy Carter. Their world headquarters is a vast facility 500 feet under Washington DC with a secret tunnel leading directly to the White House, and Congress as well. They are responsible for the so called “Men In Black” who have spooked many an American citizen in their paranormal investigations. They will often refuse to identify themselves or do so without showing ID. Sometimes they will pose as members of other governmental agencies, and show ID. The Paranormal Defense Agencies origins date back to the very formation of our nation into 1789. Although they can be traced even further to the colonization of North America by European settlers who had to deal with the supernatural scourges of vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, and a plethora of other entities of evil. In the early days of the United States some secret supernatural societies were transformed into secretive Federal agencies. As the government grew so did the number of agencies that dealt with the many paranormal threats against the American people, and the government in general. By the 20th century, the government was no longer as transparent, and such secretive agencies could grow easier without anyone noticing. Secrecy was essential to prevent mass panic. This conveniently allowed the government to not violate the Universal Law of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.

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Currently, the Paranormal Defense Agency spends most of its resources on capturing paranormal beings for experimentation, and genetic engineering along with harnessing metaphysical energies for use in weapons.   Since the government sees the world of the supernatural as a threat to themselves they work on defensive as well as offensive measures applicable in all areas including the non-paranormal world of warfare.  They also actively cover up the paranormal to prevent public panic.

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Government & Media Covered Up Killer Meat Eating Frogs

The Deadly Killer Frog Of Hell

The ferocious meat-eating frogs reported in the media in 2007 as African Clawed Frogs were not the real species that terrorized the good folks in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park. Although they were right about the frogs being released from a top-secret research facility that is a private government contractor. These nefarious scientists were splicing the DNA of supernatural beings with African Clawed Frogs to create a new deadly paranormal species. These killer carnivorous frogs have been known to attack large animals, including humans, in swarms of 100 or more. They latch on to bodies with their razor-sharp shark-like teeth totally engulfing a person. From that point, they chomp away until nothing is left but bone. Our estimates indicate they can devour an average size adult male in thirty minutes or less.  Our insider sources tell us that the US Paranormal Defense Agency (PDA) used disinformation, and their influence in the mainstream media to keep this paranormal incident secret.

This supernatural amphibian genie has been let out of the bottle, and there’s no going back. Despite the clean-up efforts of the US Paranormal Defense Agency, the frogs still exist in the Golden Gate Park area. However, their numbers are far smaller and more manageable by secret supernatural authorities. These frightening frogs have also been spotted across North, Central, and South America. Attacks on humans and pets are actively suppressed to prevent public panic. If you spot any frog beware! Don’t assume it’s the standard harmless variety. Even one frog isn’t worth the risk when you have no clue what its intent is. Please run in the other direction as fast as your feet can carry you because it could mean the difference between life, and death!  Don’t become a mindless fatality of the Killer Frogs!

Golden Gate Pond Drained In An Attempt To Contain Carnivorous Frogs

Also See: South African clawed frogs are a menace in Golden Gate Park (baynature.org)

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