#RIPJeremyRenner
The Hashtag Hoax seems to have originated in a Tweet that stated Actor Jeremy Renner died in a tragic escalator accident on June 23, 2023. There was even supposed CCTV footage. Clearly, the actor didn’t die. Although still alive in our reality Jeremy Renner did have a series of mishaps that lead to his death in a Parallel Universe. The snowplow incident occurred after he lost a lucky charm he acquired in Ireland. The authentic artifact was most likely blessed by a Leprechaun. Losing such a lucky item can inevitably cause bad luck! One of the only exceptions to this is if the Leprechaun had handed it to Renner himself. Unfortunately, that was not the case. Often there are still good luck aftershocks from a true lucky charm. This is why he ultimately survived so many unfortunate situations…for a time!🍀
Within the Parallel Reality Renner literally fell into an active Kīlauea volcano in Hawaii. He miraculously survived and somehow fell down an elevator shaft as he was being released from the hospital. After recovering he was poisoned on a movie set by some rancid chip dip. Amazingly nobody else fell ill as he acted like the canary in the cage signaling others to avoid the dip. While mowing lawn on his property he lost a leg by means not fully understood. However, it was sewn back on with success. These insane incidents occurred over the course of 13 months until he finally died in the mindless escalator accident while visiting his agent. Afterward, his family authorized the use of his CGI likeness as a spokesperson for escalator safety. Apparently, one of his shoelaces got caught and pulled him under the steps! RIP Jeremy Renner in a Parallel Universe! Interestingly enough, his consciousness phased into his living self in this Universe as per Quantum Immortality…🧐