Until December 2025 we would have said that was silly. It was Jesus Christ was the inspiration for the Christian religion and the holiday of Christmas. He was the one who died for the sins of humankind. However, after Thanksgiving 2025 top-flight psychics, seers, and mystics in the secret supernatural community began getting initial visions of time travel taking place for the annual Saint Nicholas Trials. These trials take place every Saint Nichlas Day and involve Santa Claus having his memory taken away.
Judged Worthy For Continued Demi-Angelhood
Each year Santa is placed somewhere without his paranormal powers and supernatural knowledge to see if he can solve a problem that often involves helping others in need. If he passes the test, he remains a Demi-Angel. If he failed, he could become a simple human or even a Nephilim! Ultimately, it could spell the end of Christmas! Various mystics saw Santa’s mission as beyond holy due to this being the 25th Christmas of the 21st century (12/25/25). You’d think it was actually the 26th but it turns out there wasn’t actually a Year 0 AD. It went from 1 BC to 1 AD.
An Angelic Secret Revealed
Not only was this trial beyond holy but the ultimate test of Santa as a Demi-Angel with faith in the Holy Lord. Indeed, there was time travel, but it appeared there was also 5-D hyper-travel to a Parallel Universe. Apparently, the Archangels, Jesus Christ, and God himself wanted Saint Nicholas to experience what it was like to be Christ! It turns out Archangels secretly are given the power to create their own Multiverses to act as Gods over within our Omniverse. We already knew they ruled silently over Multiverses such as ours, but we had no idea they could create them. Santa’s Father Sarandiel was an Angel who got promoted to Archangel status. Unbeknownst to even Santa he then proceeded to create his own Multiverse to become a sub-Holy Lord.
Santa Is Re-born As A Christ-like Child
In a Universe of that reality our Santa Claus was re-born via the immaculate conception of Sarandiel with his same Mother from our reality, Marcia. Santa was born the Son Of God. So, he also traveled six dimensionally to get to a Parallel Multiverse! In essence he became the “Jesus Christ” of that particular Earth-like world within the far away Multiverse. He lived out a similar life preaching the holy gospel while performing miracles. He resisted worldly temptations and the allure of the Devil’s tricks. The Devil in that reality was one of Sarandiel’s Angels who rebelled and became a demon. His name was Natas.
A New Alternate Parallel Life For Saint Nicholas
This entire alternate life took place without any memory of his original Santa Claus existence. All he knew for sure was his Demigod status as God Jr. Somewhere around age 33 he was captured by the government and crucified! Yes indeed, Santa died for the sins of a sentient human-like species in a Parallel Multiverse! He was resurrected after 3 days and spent 40 days visiting his loyal disciples before ascending to higher dimensional Heaven.
The Realization Of Santa’s True Reality
That was when the Archangel God Sarandiel returned his memories of being Santa Claus. They spent over a decade discussing and analyzing this complete alternate life and why it was necessary. He was also introduced to his Parallel Self who had similar Jesus-like lives. He would be the one who will actually return to that Earth for their equivalent of Armageddon. They looked ahead to the future to witness this along with a Santa Claus like figure emerging to bolster the Christmas Spirit. After spending a total of 44 years in that Multiverse he was returned here on December 9th, 2025.
The Tearful Return Of Old Saint Nick
Needless to say, he seriously missed his Wife Holly, his two kids Nick and Mary along with everyone at North Pole City! Finally, on Candlemas 2026 his Father and two other Archangels visited Santa in person to inform him of the good news. He was now not only a permanent Demi-Angel but a Demi-Archangel to reflect his Fathers Heavenly rank. After 1,682 Saint Nicholas Trials this was the final one! I mean what else could they do after this? He was literally Jesus Christ and he suffered a crucifixion! How do you top such a holy sacrifice? That night as he slept Jesus Christ visited him in his dreams and spoke about their common experiences. He accepted Santa as a brother and granted him the surname name Christ. The conversation seemed to last for decades but Santa still woke up 8 hours later! God bless Saint Nicholas Santa Claus Christ! Amen!🎅
🗒️Note: This supernatural story was only released recently at an official North Pole City news conference. Santa and his family wanted to absorb the full experience of what occurred before informing the secret supernatural world of his highly holy experience.
