These are the supernatural stories of what Mystic Investigations was up to on various Independence Days.
July 4th, 2014 – The Summer Of Slenderman!
The sinister Slenderman appeared in a flash of eerie emerald light in the midst of the nocturnal Mystical Forest of Woodland Springs, Colorado. This most malicious monster from a parallel dimension teleports with ease when fully powered up on the life force of the innocent children he preys upon. Of course in their case, he merely kidnaps them and holds some semblance of reverence for their magical purity as his dimension contains no kids. Slender Man’s real nefarious nature flies free when mentally torturing adults, and instilling the Slender Sickness upon them. He relishes driving them into a paranormal madness that leads to the manipulation of their minds to murder others, and then commit suicide. Rarely does he directly kill his intended target. He gains more pleasure in being the puppet master of unwitting humans in his real-life chess game of doom! However, when attacked he will eradicate all who dare to defy him! Slender Man was sentenced to Earth by his own people for unknown crimes many centuries ago, and now his only mission in life is to prey upon us! Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…
July 4th, 2015 – The Pyrokinetic Protege
The blasphemous Brimstone, Sorcerer Of Darkness, and former apprentice of the current King Of Hell Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo, magically blasted through the glass entrance doors of Mystic Investigations headquarters. Amid the flying shattering glass he violently vociferated,”Mystic Investigations release my protege, and I promise nobody will be harmed! Keep me waiting any longer, and you shall all surely die!” Through the Sorcerer’s remodeled front entrance six of his henchmen entered all armed with swords. Brimstone, dressed in his ceremonial Sorcerers robe, ordered them to scatter, and find everyone. Brimstone himself walked behind the Receptionists desk, and activated the intercom system broadcasting his demands once again. At that moment an old portly woman waddled in, and meekly said,”I have a Gnome in my basement. He refuses to leave. He scares the hell out of me! Can you help me sir?” Brimstone calmly replied,”My dear woman why on Earth would you want to get rid of a Gnome? Consider it a blessing, and offer it plenty of children to eat. In return he will defend you against any threat, and take out anyone you may find undesirable.” The woman was speechless for several seconds before replying,”Ah ummm thank you sir.” She turned around, and waddled out the door with a puzzled look on her face. Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…
During recent years we have had reports of increased Afterlife activity among the Founding Father’s of the United States Of America. This particular Fourth Of July will fling forth the restless spirits of any number of Constitutional Founders, and soldiers who died in the Revolutionary War for the cause of freedom. Those brave souls who sacrificed their lives to give birth to the freest nation on Earth. An unprecedented freedom that spawned the greatest industrial, and technological revolutions ever seen on this planet in such a short span of time! Unfortunately our considerable Constitutional rights have been eroding for well over a century now. The revolutionary spirits are deeply saddened, and angered by the tyranny that is at our doorsteps now poised to sweep us away into the very bowels of dystopia enforced by extraordinary technologies! Read The Rest On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast…
A full on alien onslaught at this rather weak technological juncture in our history would appear to result in complete extinction, or enslavement of the human race! Undoubtedly had we not wasted countless centuries in superstitious ignorance, coupled with stifling tyrannical regimes, we would be exploring the stars now! Even the top secret technology that various governments possess, decades in advance of our current society, wouldn’t be enough to defend Earth from an extraterrestrial invasion force. Fortunately we have the world of the supernatural on our side for the most part since Earth is an enchanted planet!
A plethora of higher dimensional beings such as Gods, Angels, and Demons would probably continue to keep their low profiles. However they might funnel more metaphysical energy to practitioners of magic who would fight against the ET menace. Unfortunately top flight psychics, seers, and mystics have seen our technology coming up with defenses against magic in the next 1000 years or so! Great for us in the future but regrettably this means aliens might have defenses against Sorcerers, Wizards, Witches, and Warlocks! Plausibly the forces of darkness, and light might come together to defend Earth, and humanity for their own reasons. On the ground we could see various forces of evil such as vampires defending us if only to protect their prey! Of course if the aliens are backed by demons, or other dark higher dimensionals then we wouldn’t see as many dark sourced anti-heroes.
There’s also the possibility of the extraterrestrials being so powerful that they could extinguish all life instantly with some kind of death ray that would only leave core elements behind for mining purposes. For reasons unknown they could also disintegrate the entire earth with some diabolical doomsday device! In both those cases the spirit of the Earth, Goddess Gaia, would probably defend her body from being obliterated. Any non-interference agreement, such as the Supernatural Secrecy Pact, would go right out the window if she’s talking about her own life! Certainly the immense pantheons of nature deities would come to her aid as well! Another interesting scenario would be if the extraterrestrials planet had a sapient spirit who backed their planetary conquests, and would launch a simultaneous attack on Mother Earth? Perhaps an entity like the God of War Mars!
Extremely gifted long range psychics have predicted we may see some close ET invasion calls during the next 1000 years. Thankfully we will somehow barely squeak past being annihilated, and enslaved!