Are Jumanji And Other Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

The Original Jumanji Film Is Based On A True Story!
Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact, Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know all the murky details about the real Jumanji board game, its origins, or current location beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Rumors and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was the creation of an African Witch Doctor, and a Dark British Witch in the late 1800’s. They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. The true inspiration for their game was a deep disdain for Europeans and other outsiders pillaging the sacred lands of Africa for the sake of silly safaris. Oddly enough their intent came from a good place. However, the execution was pure evil!

The crazy couple inadvertently discovered that their planned self-sacrificing deaths to set off the cursed game would allow them to become immortal. They live on in the game and are sometimes released temporarily into the real world during gameplay. Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plant life, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the games metaphysical world for decades at a time!  Jumanji is currently in the secret possession of the British Royals. It’s said that they purchased it at a secret underground Illuminati auction. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Video Game Is Real!
Interestingly enough the 2017 movie Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle was inspired by the real-life events that led to the board game being adapted to a video game. A disturbing game in which players are sucked into a virtual jungle of danger appearing as their chosen avatars. A video game loving Wizard named Wazzle had heard the Jumanji legend. Sometime in 2012 he broke into a royal vault in London and stole the Jumanji board game. He carefully studied it’s paranormal programming and began translating it into computer code with the aid of a marvelous Mystic named Velluza. After three months they cracked the complete code and Wazzle began designing the graphics and storyline of the game.  In order to curse his version of Jumanji and make it like the board game, he mercilessly sacrificed Velluza to a Cyber-Demon. This unknown Cyber-Demon now infests the video game tormenting players with glee!

Players who get sucked in and lose the game die as Cyber-Demonic sacrifices who live on in the game as their own personal hell! Winners get to live with the nightmare of their time in the terrifying challenge. Wazzle is instrumental in luring people to the video game he places at key locations around the world to lure in unsuspecting teens and gamers to play. Amazingly it can be played on any gaming platform including PC. For every 13 sacrifices, Wazzle wins another 13 years on Earth past his natural date of death. The last known location of the video game was in Moscow, Russia. It has yet to hit North America but rest assured Wazzle will probably bring it here with the release of the new Jumanji movie. If you manage to get hold of this horrifying game please contact your local paranormal investigator, supernatural warrior, or practitioner of magic. Tread carefully because Wazzle is never far from the game that can magically appear as a compact disk, floppy disk, or video game cartridge!

Incidentally, Wazzle purposely left the Jumanji board game behind at an abandoned hideout after he was done using it to design his video game. He knew that all manner of powerful forces would be after him and he wasn’t interested in playing perpetual hide and seek. Jumanji was ultimately recovered by her Majesties Secret Service. It was promptly returned to the royal vault in London where it now sits. However, it is said that the game is lent out to royals, billionaires, and other VIP’s around the world. In addition secret supernatural sections of the British government conduct testing on the game to unlock its paranormal perplexities.

The Romanian Game Of Death Commisioned By Dracula!
A paranormal board game even more deadly than Jumanji originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second-generation member of the global vampire royal family.  Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and bloodsucking as the centuries rambled forth before his dark immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days, he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the wayward world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded.  Over the course of a year, Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs its way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.

Throughout the blasphemous board game, magical beings materialize out of thin air and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous malevolent monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality, they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real-life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will! A pure soul of light would, in fact, destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fire and brimstone of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown but its said the winner of the game will gain a clue to its location.  The game also duplicates the chalice giving the winner a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game, everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  However, Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience! As the game creator, Dimitri can’t be killed by it.

Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him and his guests.  The game is self-powered by powerful demonic spells and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger, haunt, and even possess the victim.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after-effects of this most disturbing board game.

Unfortunately, Dracula eventually grew tired of the game and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind on a random basis.  Evey cold-hearted supernatural soul loves watching average people enter the frightening world of the paranormal for the first time! By then Dracula and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the released game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences all around the planet!

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact, only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two-story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly, it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!  [Twitter] [Facebook]

2017 Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Trailer

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1995 Original Jumanji Movie Trailer

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Vampire Royalty Rank Titles

Royal VampireVampires are the only supernatural beings to have a true global government. The Vampire Kingdom rules out of their Royal Capital hidden in Transylvania. Every single place on Earth has an official vampire in charge of a given territory. Yes at this moment you are technically living under the rule of a royal vampire without even knowing it!  Not all vampires and other Supernaturals recognize their authority. However, they have no problem enforcing their living dead laws to keep their supernatural species a secret along with marshaling their kind in preparation for Armageddon.

Vampires Connection To The Devil

In this great paranormal war for the final fate of Earth & Humanity, they will fight under the banner of the Archdemon & Emperor Of Hell known as The Devil. The vampires consider him to be their Unholy Lord Master and Dark God that they actually pray to.  This is the case since vampires ultimately derive from demonic lineage. The current King Of Hell Human Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo is not recognized by the Vampires in any way, shape, or form!  On Earth, it’s said that the Devil’s son, the Anti-Christ, will be their final Vampire Emperor along with his wife the Dark Empress. Until installed an unknown Demi-Demon, aka Demon-Human Hybrid, is said to be the current Vampire Emperor & Devil’s direct Emissary of evil. Upon the Anti-Christ claiming the title this Demi-Demon will then be the Vice-Emperor.

The Royal Titles Of Vampire Peerage

Below are the royal titles bestowed upon each generation of vampire’s who recognizes the royal hierarchy. Generally, only the first 13 Vampire Generations are considered royalty. In some cases, special vampires of later generations may be recognized by the Transylvanian King & Queen as deserving a higher title outside their generation. Most often brave vampires can become Dark Knights. When vampires enter into dark marriage the couple must adhere to the male and female forms of their given rank. Otherwise, a single female can hold a male title. Higher generational vampires may hold a variety of lower titles in addition to their official title. The larger the collection of royal ranks the more prestigious one is considered in the dark kingdom. Any offenses against superior royals may result in demotion and even punishment!

First Generation
Those considered First Generation can have one of two origins. The first is the result of a demon completely possessing a human to the point of altering their DNA, and then mating with a human. These pure blood beasts are known as the First Vampires. Those upper echelon royals of direct demonic descent include King Dagan and Queen Gula along with the various Grand Princes & Princesses. The First Generation are the only ones who can give birth like humans can.  Although they can only give birth once in their immortal lives. Those born vampires are Princes & Princesses. The only exception is the King, and Queens twin son & daughter who are titled the Crown Grand Prince & Crown Grand Princess. Each successive generation below is the result of the generation above transforming a human into a vampire. This is accomplished by nearly draining a human of blood to the brink of death, and then introducing paranormal vampire blood into the pre-vampires body to complete the process.

Second Generation
Grand Dukes and Grand Duchesses brought into the dark immortal shadows by elite First Generation Royalty. The infamous Vampire Dracula is 2nd Generation yet holds the title of Prince since King Dagan turned him into a vampire. One may become a Prince or Princess by direct bestowment by the King Or Queen. Dark unholy matrimony is another way to gain princely peerage.

Third Generation
Dukes, and Duchesses

Fourth Generation
Marquess’s, and Marchioness’s

Fifth Generation
Counts & Countesses. Theoretically, if Mystic Investigations very own Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander recognized vampire authority he would be a Count. Most likely with ruling authority over his birthplace in Scotland. Place of human birth or region where one became a vampire is a measure for rule over a territory. Although vampires can challenge another for authority in royal sanctioned battle whether directly or via a chosen champion. Anything outside the official claim process can be grounds for execution as an escalated war could expose the secret of vampires to the world!

Sixth Generation
Earls & Earlchess (a term created solely by vampire royals. In the human world there is no female equivalent to Earl.)

Seventh Generation
Viscounts & Viscountesses

Eighth Generation
Baron’s, and Baronesses

Ninth Generation
Lord, and Lordess

Tenth Generation
Knights (Both Male & Female). However males can be called Sir, and females Dame.  Knight is the most common secondary title held by the other generations of vampire. Often used as enforcers against those violating vampire law. However higher generations come into play if dealing with a powerful vampire fugitive, or a large group of law breakers. Those with special abilities and an impressive record are called Dark Knights.

Eleventh Generation
Esquire (Both Male & Female). Often high paid professionals who hold prestigious jobs at human corporations. They usually live in affluent gated communities among humans who haven’t a clue who their seemingly normal neighbors are.

Twelfth Generation
Gentleman & Lady. Some temporarily serve as Pages, aka servants, to currying favor, and gain higher ranking. Sometimes it’s just something to show loyalty early on in their immortal lives. They may also train with an Esquire and join them in their corporate job.

Thirteenth Generation
The Thirteenth Generation holds the simple title of Vampire. All generations after this are considered too impure for royalty, and the bloodline is too diluted with humanity. In fact, 13th Generation vampires are deeply discouraged from transforming humans into vampires.  Fourteenth Generation and lower can usually beg their way into being Pages or servants of the minor royals. That is if they’re even deemed worthy! In that respect, they can attain higher titles of servitude in any given Vampire House. Those who prove themselves worthy may be able to attain a royal title after hundreds of years. Length of life brings ever-increasing powers and more probability of performing deeds that will impress the royals.

If a 13th Generation senses a special human they deem worthy to bring across the demarcation of death into the dark eternal shadows then they are urged to contact higher royals to do this. The same goes for human royals, billionaires, and upper echelon government officials who cooperate with the vampires. Such humans are essential for vampires to infiltrate the governments of the world! Those human royals who become vampires usually gain equivalent titles in the Vampire Kingdom as a reward for their loyalty.

Complete Example Of Vampire Royal Hierarchy
– King Dagan, and Queen Gula Of The Vampire Kingdom
– Crown Grand Prince & Crown Grand Princess Of The Western And Eastern Hemisphere’s
– Grand Prince & Princess Of North America
– Prince & Princess Of The United States Of America
– Grand Duke Of The US West Coast
– Duke Of California
– Marquess Of Southern California
– Countess Of Los Angeles County
– Earl Of Los Angeles
– Viscount Of Westside LA
– Baroness Of Bel-Air
– Lord Of Upper Bel-Air
– Knights Of Bel-Air (Under direct authority of the Baroness but they may take orders from the Lord as well.)
– Esquires (Knight Apprentices or those in professional trades who happen to live in the Lord Of Upper Bel-Air’s domain. Their services are at the disposal of all royals.)
– Gentlemen & Ladies are expected to show up at social engagements when invited or to supplement any missions, or battles on behalf of all royals above. They may also assist Esquires if they are training in a particular professional trade.
– 13th Generation Vampires who pledge loyalty to a particular royal are expected to always follow orders, and go where they are told.  Whether to assist royals or infiltrate corporations and human governments in key positions.

Interesting to note that all Princes and Princesses are expected to enter into dark unholy matrimony. Most other royals are expected to eventually tie the knot as it is thought their significant other will keep them in check and prevent any silly ideas of royal overthrow! This despite the fact that it is in a vampires nature to be free in their dark immortal trek into the never-ending threads of eternity!

All Vampires Fall Under The Rule Of Royals Whether They Like It Or Not!

All this being said a great many vampires simply choose to never enter royal circles and remain free agents. After all, they’re immortals with super powers so why be shackled? Even if brought across by a royal they can declare their intent to remain free. Yet they must submit to a rudimentary pledge or face serious repercussions! They are also expected to do occasional favors for royals if they are in the position to do so.  Those who have accepted full titles can never leave under any circumstance. Their pledge of loyal service is eternal! All who incur the wrath of any royal faces execution from said royals, or their Knights! Vampires who have previously never touched royal circles who finally come into contact with one often end up dead since they have no knowledge of this. They tend to defy the royal who they simply see as just another vampire adversary. Quite a few low generation vampires think that the Transylvanian royals are a myth. Unfortunately, if they live long enough they will realize the dangerous reality of the secret world of the royal vampires!

Additional Note: Woodland Springs, Colorado…home of Mystic Investigations Headquarters & Employees….is supposedly under the rule of the Vampire Countess of Comanche County named Saphiranza.  However, we’ve never seen her nor had anyone enforcing her rule thus far.  Certainly, our vampire Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander would have been contacted by now.  Although he’s made it clear to the world he doesn’t recognize the royals, and has said Woodland Springs is “his town”!

Do Vampires Use The Toilet?

vampire-toiletNovember 19th is World Toilet Day! Naturally, the first thought that comes to mind is do Vampires need to use the crapper? No vampires do not have to go to the bathroom even when they drink too much.  Whether that be blood, alcohol, or water which are the three things they can consume. This includes times when they might eat a small amount of food to blend in with humans despite it being like poison to them. They neither urinate nor defecate since their human organs are in a living dead dormant state.

The Vampire Virus Eradicates All Waste

Instead, the lively vampire virus that resides within their demonic DNA voraciously ravages anything other than blood that they may ingest. Blood is transformed into sanguine energy that grants the vampire his or her paranormal powers.  Anything the virus can’t metaphysically ingest itself is bombarded with some type of radical demonic radiation that disintegrates the substance into nothingness. Under a microscope, it looks like a flash of violet light similar to that of a UV black light.

Vampires Have No Need For Toilets

So ladies please rest assured that your special vampire friend will not leave the toilet seat up because he won’t be going anywhere near the restroom. Especially since they don’t usually need to take a shower along with not seeing their reflections in silver based mirrors. Same for female vampires so you guys can leave the crapper cover securely in the upright position. Toilets in vampire homes often go neglected unless a human servant lives in residence. Surely you are dealing with a vampire or some manner of supernatural being if you find the toilets in a stately manor have been removed or have little to no water in the bowl! We hope you appreciate another classy supernatural article from the good folks here at Mystic Investigations!  #WorldToiletDay


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