Mystic Investigations Boss’s Day Party

Boss’s Day At Our Paranormal Investigations Firm

There was some minor paranormal activity during our Boss’s Day celebration. As a kaleidoscopic flood of fall foliage fluttered around us majestically an Autumn Nymph, aka low level Earth based seasonal nature deity, materialized from the Paradise Plane to join us for lunch. Or more exactly to join our handsome Executive VP and vampire Drake Alexander. He was only sparsely eating bits of food by dousing it with cow’s blood from his trusty pocket flask. Some people thought it was ketchup or barbecue sauce! Later on the Nymph would inform of us of a baby ghost who had been lying nearby for quite sometime!

The crimson haired Goddess, named Magenta, was dressed in nothing but fall frondescence of all colors. She was replacing another Nymph as the Curator Of Autumn in this particular localized area.  As Magenta partook of food, and drink her tanned skin slightly shimmered in the sunlight.  She had briefly introduced herself to our resident Demi-Mermaid Witch Rebecca Abernathy but Magenta only had eyes from Drake. Oddly enough, a fair number of supernatural beings on the good side of the spectrum are attracted to vampires even when they’re evil. In this case of course, Drake fights on the side of righteousness in a world teeming with metaphysical darkness!  Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog & The Discovery Of A Baby Ghost In Our Offices…

Is There An Unholy Vampire Bible?

The Dark Akhkharu Edubba
Vampire BibleYes there is a Vampire Bible, and interestingly enough it far predates The Holy Bible of human Christianity. It’s one of the oldest texts of evil that came even before The Devil’s Unholy Bible. That book being the dark answer to The Holy Bible. Within the Satanic Bible much of the Vampire Bible is transcribed. The Vampire Bible is often referred to as the Old Unholy Testament while the Devil’s Bible is considered the New Unholy Testament. The original text of blood sucking damnation was written sometime in the 31st century in pictograph clay tablet form before later being translated to cuneiform. Although often referred to as a Bible in modern times it’s still known as the Akhkharu Edubba which is Sumerian for Vampire Tablet. The ancient vampires who wrote the dark text were known as The Elders Of Blood. These Elders were the basis for the global Vampire Kingdom, and still serve at the Vampire King’s pleasure.

The Origin Of Vampires
The Elders Of Blood were psychically directed by their “Dark Lord”, aka The Devil, to enlighten the growing Vampire community about the bloody wayward path they must lead! A number of chapters are available to any vampire while many others are secretive, and only available through royal vampire channels. The Vampire Bible speaks of the Devil as the Unholy Lord with his demonic minions fighting to bring desirable darkness to the humans that plague the planet! The story of vampire creation states that the Devil possessed a human male so completely that his DNA was transformed to that of a Demon. The Devil then made unholy love to a woman named Lilith who bore the first vampires. Twin male, and female vampires who became the first generation of blasphemous blood suckers. No mention is made in the Bible about the first true vampires on Earth who existed millions of years before when reptilian humanoids evolved from dinosaurs. Lilith became a Dark Immortal who later evolved into the first Succubus. She was eventually slain by the forces of righteousness, and ascended to full demonhood in the Afterlife. Fortunately many of these first ultra powerful vampires appeared to have been destroyed by Angels, Vampire Slayers, or other warriors of justice! Others may lie deep in eternal burial crypts waiting to be discovered by some unlucky archeological fool!

The Original Vampire Bible Texts
Vampire SumerianThere are 6 original Akhkharu Edubba texts rumored to be in existence. The true original pictograph clay tablets are known as the Blood Tablets since it turned sanguine red at some point. It’s said this happened after the Devil briefly took physical form to directly touch it with his brimstone hands for the ultimate black blessing. Moments later Archangels forced him back to hell!  These particular tablets are imbued with various dark paranormal powers.  Rumors seem to vary from a mere touch transforming a vampire into a demon to actually reverting them to human form. Most plausibly various mystical spells may be required to activate the full array of powers in this Devil stone. There are also the original texts transcribed from the Blood Tablets. These are the cuneiform clay tablets, the gold tablets, black onyx stones, bronze tablets, and the parchment book bound in the leather of a slain physical demon.  All of which were darkly blessed to some extent by Demons, or Demi-Demons. The current whereabouts of these various dangerous texts are unknown. More than likely some or all are in the hands of The Elders Of Blood, and various vampire royals. If you think you are in possession of these dark objects please don’t touch them! Contact a Vampirologist, Vampire Slayer, Demonologist, powerful practitioner of magic, or paranormal professional ASAP!

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Halloween Blood Moon Werewolf And Vampire Warning!

The Full Moon of October is generally referred to as the Hunters Moon in the mainstream world. It carries that name from the days when Native Americans and frontier families had to prepare to survive the long cold winters. The illumination of a Full Moon allowed for nocturnal hunting in order to stock up on food. Especially animals like deer that tend to be more active at night as the weather grows colder. In the supernatural community, we hunt monstrous paranormal prey from dusk to dawn. With the most prolific paranormal perplexities occurring between the Witching and Devil’s Hours! The Full Moon Of October 13th is known as the Blood Moon due to its negative effect on our paranormal planet. If it actually appears blood-red or orange then odds are good that denizens of darkness are in your community!

Wayward Werewolves Will Waste You!

The Werewolves of the October Halloween season are especially voracious due to the enchanted energies of the lunar light being influenced by dark demonic forces. Frightening forces so powerful that Werewolves will transform on All Hallows Eve even without a Full Moon! They are more prone to seek out scrumptious human meals outside of their normal rural comfort zone. Don’t assume you’re safe in the heart of a city. The Halloween Werewolf will hunt you down and drag you into the sewers to scrape your bones clean! Despite this, we strive to repel or capture these calamitous creatures as they are human by day! Learn About Methods Of Repelling Werewolves…

Vicious Vampires On The Loose!

The Blood Moon of Halloween causes otherwise reserved Vampires to turn rather monstrous. It is called the Blood Moon Fever and it is the most likely time for a vampire to get caught or killed! Mystic Investigations very own vampire Drake Alexander locks himself away in a silver cage like a Werewolf when the Blood Moon is at 100% of Full. Some days beyond that it takes extreme will power and marvelous magic from our resident witch Rebecca Abernathy for Drake to keep calm, cool, and collected. Review Methods Of Vampire Eradication And Repelling…

All Paranormal Activity Is On The Rise During The Halloween Blood Moon!

During this malevolent Moon and through the 13 Nights Of Halloween expect to see an exponential increase in paranormal pandemonium! Ghosts, poltergeists, demons, ghouls, gnomes, and all manner of monsters will get nuts as the veil between life and death lowers! Read The Rest Of This Warning On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast…🎃