Are Jumanji & Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know much about the real Jumanji board game, it’s origins, or its current location.  Rumors, and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was a creation of an African Witch Doctor, and Dark Witch from Great Britain in the mid 1800’s.  They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. It was also the only way they could come up with to become Immortal. They live on in the game, and can be released temporarily during game play.  Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plantlife, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the game for decades at a time!  It’s said that Jumanji is currently in the possession of the British Royals. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

An even more deadly paranormal board game originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second generation member of the global vampire royal family.   Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and blood sucking as the centuries rambled forth before his immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded even back then.  Over the course of a year Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs it’s way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.  Throughout the blasphemous board game magical beings materialize out of thin air, and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will!  A pure soul would in fact destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fires of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown.  However the game duplicates it, and the winner of the game receives a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience.  Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him, and his guests.  The game is self powered through powerful demonic spells, and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after effects of this most disturbing board game.

Unfortunately Dracula grew tired of the game, and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind.  By then Dracula, and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences.

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!

 

What Three Wishes Can’t A Genie Grant?

Of course Genies are the legendary, and most famous of supernatural wish granters in all the Universe. They are the nefarious Jinn from another dimension who are bottled or lamped up by the forces of good to protect our reality. Unfortunately it’s often difficult to return stubborn Jinn to their own plane of existence.  Any person who releases a Genie from their lamp or bottle becomes their Master, and is granted three wishes.  After that is complete they are forced back into their tiny prison once again. Their granting of wishes is simply a scenario to be played out in the grand mathematical scheme of things within the mind of the Omniverse God.  Also Jinn have enormous metaphysical energies within them, and the wish granting releases that power in a safe manner so it doesn’t build up to explosive levels.  If a Genie bottle or lamp isn’t activated by a Master in 1000 years then the Genie builds up enough explosive power to escape! They are no longer bound to the bottle or lamp.

Genies are known as one of the few paranormal beings who can grant just about any wish.  Others include Angels, Demons, and some Earthly Gods.  However there are always limits.  Wishes that would affect things on a large scale, including the planet, or Universe, cause the wisher to be sent to a parallel Universe where their wish is a reality.   Beyond that there are three wishes nobody is allowed to make. A Genie is magically bound to never grant these wishes under the Universal authority of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  They are as follows:

1.) You cannot wish anyone directly dead. The Genie can’t kill people. However you can wish to go to a parallel Universe where a particular person died, or never existed to begin with.
2.) You cannot wish to be a higher dimensional being such as a God, Angel, Demon, Genie, etc.  However you can wish to change places with the Genie to free them thereby damning yourself to eternal imprisonment, and intermittent servitude.  Also you can wish to be biological paranormal beings in this dimension.  This may include being a superhuman, an immortal, vampire, werewolf, zombie, fairy, leprechaun, etc.  This doesn’t include certain beings like Santa Claus who are half Angel, or some other fractional form of higher dimensional being. Consult your Genie for more information.
3.) You cannot wish for more wishes otherwise known as Infinite Wishes.  You also can’t cheat by making your three wishes, disposing of the bottle or lamp, and then reclaiming it again.  Nobody can become a “Master” a second time with the same Genie. And even if by some astronomical fluke you found another Genie, Universal rules would cause them to reject you! Three wishes are your limit for life!  You can however wish the Genie to be your servant for life making you a perpetual master.  The Genie’s magic is then confined to menial tasks such as cleaning up your home, making you dinner, repairing things, etc.  So in a way you can get infinite wishes but they’re not anything that great.  Of course you are saving time, and money everyday.  Many people don’t know about this loophole.  The Genie will tell you what three wishes you can’t make but he or she will not share the “Servant Clause” with you because they loathe the servant scenario most of all.  They’d rather be trapped alone in their prison for hundreds of years than serve you for life.  At least in their bottle they can manufacture a rather realistic dream world to live in.

Now you know how to fully utilize your wishes if you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Genie in your lifetime.  Just remember to carefully word your wishes because Genies are notorious for twisting your words in a diabolical way.  We recommend contacting a reputable paranormal investigations firm or Genie specialist before making these wishes.  In ancient times people didn’t have such help but in modern times you can turn to paranormal professionals to guide you through the perils of making wishes with unruly angry Genies who detest their forced confinement to bottles, and lamps.  Feel free to reply to this post with any Genie related questions. Learn More About Genies & Jinn

Those who came here under the search term “wish you all genies” must realize you can’t wish everyone was a Genie because that violates number two above.  You can wish somebody was something else but that would simply transport you to a parallel Universe where that person is that way already.  For instance you can say that you wish everyone on Earth was a vampire, and then you’d be transported to a parallel Earth where everyone is in fact a vampire.  Perhaps there was a major vampire uprising, and the planet was overrun with every human ending up transformed or dead. The quintessential Vampire Apocalypse! 

What Is The Scientific Name For Vampires?

The supernatural scientific name for the Cryptids known as Vampires is Homo Nosferatu Vampiris.

Vampire Scientific Classification Chart

Kingdom: Cryptida (Supernatural Cryptids)
Phylum: immortalis (Immortals)
Class: SupraNecrosis (Living Dead Beings)
Order: Demonica (Demons)
Family: Sanguinus (Survives Off Blood)
Tribe: Nocturna Solaris(Diurnal Solar Radiation Fatal)
Genus: Homo Nosferatu (The Melding Of Human And Vampire)
Species: Homo Nosferatu Vampiris (Scientific Name For Vampires)

Vampire BitingThere are currently six kingdoms accepted in the science of biology but we in the paranormal community know that there are actually seven.  Cryptids are real so we implore the mainstream scientific community to deal with it!  In addition not all Cryptids fall into the Cryptida category as we see it.  There are simply rare animals (Animalia) that science can’t verify or hasn’t discovered yet.  Animals that don’t necessarily have a supernatural origin but are amazing none the less.

Posted By Cryptozoologist Ashley Abercrombie.