The Solar Eclipse Paranormal Activity Forecast
The Great American Solar Eclipse, like a plethora of other total solar eclipses, is providing an unprecedented astronomical show for many Americans. It will take place on August 21, 2017 from the late morning to early afternoon hours depending on your location. All non-paranormal humans must wear certified Eclipse Glasses to view the eclipse or there is a risk of damaging ones eyes! A wide array of supernatural beings have the pleasure of viewing the solar spectacle with their bare eyes unfettered by dark glasses. Even powerful human practitioners of magic can view it if they enchant their eyes with the right spells. Besides an interesting once in a lifetime event there are paranormal consequences involved with the eclipse.
Vampires can venture out during a solar eclipse where at least 80% of the sun is covered. The ring of a total eclipse is considered unholy light that is filtered, and focused by the metaphysical energies of the Moon. Humans can be caught off guard, and more vulnerable to attack thinking their safe within the hours of the daytime. Within this zone of danger most vampires will see all their powers double in strength. A benefit that will continue several hours afterward even as they are driven back indoors, or down into the sewers. Ironically the power boost means they have no real physical need for blood yet their increased urges will compel them to go after humans with a vengeance to satisfy their hunger for blood! We urge humans to be aware of their surroundings when viewing the eclipse because religious artifacts will be far less effective during totality!
The Solar Eclipse Cure For Vampirism
Ancient Texts indicate that the solar eclipse is an essential element in reverting vampires permanently back to a human state! One is for female vampires that allow them to regain humanity by becoming pregnant during the eclipse. You can read about the entire ritual here. The other cure is for both males, and females. The vampire in question must be on a chakra, vortice, or other substantial supernatural hot spot of Mother Earth Goddess Gaia while drinking the blood of their sire, the first vampire son, or daughter they created along with a descendant of their former human bloodline. This blood must be mixed together with the blood of a nature deity. Most often Fairy is the easiest for a vampire to obtain. Plausibly an Elf might work as well.
In addition there are two more essential ingredients that may be rather impossible to come by. That being the unholy ash, and crushed bone dust of a slain first generation royal vampire. Only first generation vampires don’t disintegrate completely to ash upon bursting into flames when killed. Only their outer tissues turn to ash while the skeleton remains. It would probably be easier to find a royal vamp to exterminate than obtain the rare ingredients from a previous kill. Of course taking down a first gen vamp is a titanic task!
The crazy concoction must be gulped from a cup forged from hot lava, and be no more than 1 year old. Said cup must be blessed unholy by a Priest Of Darkness. The vampire must then recite an incantation after drinking the solution as the totality of the eclipse begins. The incantations origins are unknown, and as follows:
Goddess Gaia I implore thee,
Illuminated by the enchanted eclipse,
Sear off the sinister sanguine source,
Recognize the resurrection of my humanity!
At that point the vampire must risk making themselves extremely vulnerable in a leap of faith! They must slice themselves with a silver knife, and drain virtually all their blood upon Mother Earth! They will pass out, and if all goes well they will awaken as a human in the blazing sun after the solar eclipse has finished. If not then they will burst into flames with in the holy rays of sunlight! If however they become human then all their vampire memories will fade as if they just woke up from a dream.
Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander is a vampire, and will witness the awesome glory of the solar eclipse without glasses.
A Werewolf will find him, or herself transformed into a Wolf Person during a solar eclipse. In essence a wolf-human hybrid. This happens due to the immense solar energies pushing through the Moon sending a concentrated ray of lunar energies upon Werewolves. Despite retaining their human mind to a great extent they are still under the influence of their demonic DNA. Caution should still be exercised if you spot one of these wolfy people! Our Research Assistant Seth Morgan is a Werewolf, and will experience being a Wolf Man for the first time! Even in human form Werewolves can look directly at the eclipse without special glasses as their transformation commences. Read more about this unusual transformation here.
The solar eclipse is good news when it comes to the Walking Dead. For reasons unknown Zombies completely cease movement during the entire eclipse. You can walk right up to them, and they won’t attack. Still we recommend not risking it unless you’re a licensed Zombie Hunter. In addition the spirits of the dead have a higher than average chance of resurrecting their bodies as Zombie Ghosts aka Sapient Zombies. Our Cryptozoologist Ashley Abercrombie is a Demi-Zombie, and finds herself getting extremely sluggish during solar eclipses. She can gaze upon it without glasses but her vision becomes temporarily blurry.
Concentrated solar ring, and lunar energies can greatly increase hauntings, ghosts, dark spirits, and poltergeists throughout the day. If you happen to be in a haunted house, cemetery, or morgue during an eclipse you could be in a fair amount of danger as these metaphysical beings gain a great deal of power. Some could even muster up the energy to take brief metaphysical matter form!
Mermen, and Mermaids tend to stay deep underwater during a solar eclipse due to a Devil’s Curse. Apparently he was none to pleased when the humans of Atlantis became Mermaids thereby breaking every deal demons made with some of the populace. This includes the quintessential selling of the soul. The transformation effectively broke every supernatural string any former human had! The Devil marshaled his forces to produce a curse as a punishment for demonic contract termination. Fortunately due to the protections Mermaids enjoy from Earthly nature deities it was confined to total solar eclipses. The curse states that any Mermaid basking in the light of the eclipse will be transformed into a full fish like creature. A mindless monstrous being you might think of as a permanent fish equivalent of a werewolf!
Naturally it is easy enough for merpeople to stay hidden in the deep dark shadows of the sea. However the real danger comes from Mermaids visiting the human world along with those who chose to remain. Even without contact from salt water they will transform instantly in front of anyone who might be around! There is also a danger to Demi-Mermaids! In their case only their top half turns monstrous with their waist downward only turning fish like when exposed to seawater. Although the transformation is permanent for full Mermaids, Half-Mermaids will only remain monstrous for 66 hours after the eclipse has ended. Mystic Investigations very own Senior Vice-President Rebecca Abernathy is a Demi-Mermaid, and will remain indoors during the solar eclipse. It’s a shame since her eyes could take viewing it directly without eclipse glasses.
Witches, Warlocks, Wizards, And Sorcerers
Good, and evil practitioners of magic are known to perform a plethora of spells, and rituals during solar eclipses. Especially resurrection, and sinister sacrifice spells! Always exercise caution in secluded rural areas, and cemeteries where these mystifying magicians may meet!
Solar eclipses are known to activate latent psychokinetic powers in Human DNA! Mainly powers always on the verge of manifesting yet not quite activating. If you feel a power surge within you then closely observe any change in the environment around you in the coming days! It just might be you affecting it! A baby born at the exact moment of the 100% eclipse is the most likely to have natural psychokinetic powers!
Ancient scrolls indicate a child conceived at the precise apex of a total solar eclipse will be immortal! A child born during an eclipse may have some level of protection from the forces of supernatural darkness.
Please be aware that the weak willed, and mentally ill will find a threefold increase in likelihood of being demon possessed, or other dark entity during the eclipse!
We’re also expecting the Fourth Battle Of Armageddon to commence somewhere along the path of totality in the continental United States! If you see a lot of staring people congregating in a remote rural areas then we suggest fleeing the supposed supernatural scene!
By no means is this every enchanted event of the eclipse. If you think of other entities you’d like to know about then comment below.