How Do Time Travelers Understand Languages Of The Past?

English and every other language devolve into their old forms as you travel back through the centuries. Clearly time travelers from the 22nd century or later have top flight Universal Translation devices. These are discreet artificially intelligent gizmos that allow time travelers to understand and speak all languages known throughout history. Early versions hear spoken words and translate them into an ear piece or even show the translation in a hologram projected in front of the eyes like a TelePrompter only the wearer can see. Later versions play back a persons speech in a language the traveler understands within a microscopic ear piece. Then their spoken language is shielded by a series of nanobotic white noise speakers that also shoot forth what is said in the native language using the proper accent. Read The Rest On Our Time Travel Blog…

Hit The Superhuman Jackpot With A Ground Zero Nuclear Blast!

In a previous article, we discussed the metaphysical implications of being at ground zero of a nuclear explosion. In particular, the potential of your consciousness time traveling back or even forward in time via the immense energy infusion. A power push so off the scales that it surges into your very metaphysical energy soul. Your consciousness travels along the four-dimensional expanse of your 3-D minds and bodies throughout every point in time like a temporal railroad. Once in the past, your future consciousness assimilates the new brain while your past self takes a back seat split-personality style. However, over time there is usually a gradual melding of the two before memory of the future is lost. Although it may still exist in the sub-conscious. After this prolific Déjà vu often occurs. This paranormal phenomenon is known as Nuclear Temporal Self-Possession.

If the energy from the nuclear event is too great then the non-corporeal time traveler might shoot past their birth thereby becoming a standard ghost in the distant past. However, the technical term is Nuclear Temporal Ghost. When traveling to a time when the traveler is still in the womb, or while a baby, the developing brain would most likely be unable to accept the massive information of the future mind. It would either be condensed in the sub-consciousness or shot forth to become a ghost completely bound to their own body. At some point, they would attempt to possess themselves and the normal process of Nuclear Temporal Self-Possession mentioned above would begin.

The Superhuman Lottery Happens At The Moment Of Conception
If a traveler manages to infuse their metaphysical spirit into their essence at the exact moment of conception a unique enchantment occurs. The baby will be born as a Superhuman with the potential to possess all manner of powers including super strength, speed, agility, senses, and various psychokinetic powers. Of course, this depends on the person looking to discover and exercise said abilities. They will also possess strong healing abilities, immunity to all disease, immortality, and extraordinary intelligence! They have the best potential to ascend to higher dimensional Godhood within their lifetimes. The theory behind this power is the fact that the human soul wouldn’t yet connect at this early stage of pregnancy. This occurs when there is adequate brain development. With the traveler’s unnatural connection, a magical activation of super genes occurs.

The traveler’s spirit doesn’t become a ghost but rather immediately connects with the natural higher dimensional soul. Melded together they create an aura around the growing child until a brain emerges for the soul to merge with. There are varying degrees of powers if the spirit is infused beyond this point up to the exact moment the brain is developed enough to accept alignment with their higher dimensional soul. However, the traveler is a ghost and does not merge with the soul thereby lessening the power effect greatly. If they possess their child self and eventually merge with the mind there might be some above average abilities present.

The Source Of The Fabled Neutral Christ’s Powers
It’s rumored that the Neutral Christ, a champion of humankind to rule themselves free of higher dimensional beings, may acquire his powers in this way. A person at a ground zero nuclear event in the future whose spirit is sent back to their conception. They eventually have a strong sub-conscious urge to prevent the demise of humankind they were apart of! Their paranormal powers would most likely develop over time. The unique nature of their melded spirits would make it difficult for anyone to detect said powers. They would easily pass as a normal human. A natural protection mechanism to prevent extermination by various minions of darkness! There is also some other unknown unique factor setting them apart from other nuclear spirit travelers.

On an interesting side note, if you’re far enough from ground zero not to get killed then you could become an Incredible Hulk. However, you need to have the right genes to absorb the gamma radiation in the right way to gain Hulk powers. Otherwise, you just get cancer!

What’s The Tower Of Christmas Past?

The Tower Of Christmas Past is the tallest structure at North Pole City. It is built around a temporal anomaly. A literal upside down time tornado has been slowly forming over the centuries due to the ever growing power of the Spirit Of Christmas along with a number of magically convergent factors unique to Santa’s winter wonderland. It’s thought that Santa Claus’s holy Angelic energies along with the magnetism of the North Pole initially set it off. Around the 1600’s a noticeable time distortion began taking place that was kept in line via Enochian Angel magic. However by 1852 it could no longer be contained in this way. This came to fruition during what is known as the North Pole Time Event. Several time frames began overlapping causing chaos and temporal paradoxes at the North Pole. The solution was the building of the Tower Of Christmas Past to contain the vexing vortex. The Tower was built in the shape of a Christmas tree with a lit star on top that dissipates any excess energies that might jeopardize the super structure.  Most of the Tower is made of supernatural glass with a metaphysical matter metal framework. All of which is lit with Christmas lights that can change colors. Read The Rest Of The Christmas Past Tower Story On Our Christmas Blog…