Are Jumanji And Other Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

The Original Jumanji Film Is Based On A True Story!
Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact, Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know all the murky details about the real Jumanji board game, its origins, or current location beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Rumors and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was the creation of an African Witch Doctor, and a Dark British Witch in the late 1800’s. They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. The true inspiration for their game was a deep disdain for Europeans and other outsiders pillaging the sacred lands of Africa for the sake of silly safaris. Oddly enough their intent came from a good place. However, the execution was pure evil!

The crazy couple inadvertently discovered that their planned self-sacrificing deaths to set off the cursed game would allow them to become immortal. They live on in the game and are sometimes released temporarily into the real world during gameplay. Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plant life, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the games metaphysical world for decades at a time!  Jumanji is currently in the secret possession of the British Royals. It’s said that they purchased it at a secret underground Illuminati auction. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Video Game Is Real!
Interestingly enough the 2017 movie Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle was inspired by the real-life events that led to the board game being adapted to a video game. A disturbing game in which players are sucked into a virtual jungle of danger appearing as their chosen avatars. A video game loving Wizard named Wazzle had heard the Jumanji legend. Sometime in 2012 he broke into a royal vault in London and stole the Jumanji board game. He carefully studied it’s paranormal programming and began translating it into computer code with the aid of a marvelous Mystic named Velluza. After three months they cracked the complete code and Wazzle began designing the graphics and storyline of the game.  In order to curse his version of Jumanji and make it like the board game, he mercilessly sacrificed Velluza to a Cyber-Demon. This unknown Cyber-Demon now infests the video game tormenting players with glee!

Players who get sucked in and lose the game die as Cyber-Demonic sacrifices who live on in the game as their own personal hell! Winners get to live with the nightmare of their time in the terrifying challenge. Wazzle is instrumental in luring people to the video game he places at key locations around the world to lure in unsuspecting teens and gamers to play. Amazingly it can be played on any gaming platform including PC. For every 13 sacrifices, Wazzle wins another 13 years on Earth past his natural date of death. The last known location of the video game was in Moscow, Russia. It has yet to hit North America but rest assured Wazzle will probably bring it here with the release of the new Jumanji movie. If you manage to get hold of this horrifying game please contact your local paranormal investigator, supernatural warrior, or practitioner of magic. Tread carefully because Wazzle is never far from the game that can magically appear as a compact disk, floppy disk, or video game cartridge!

Incidentally, Wazzle purposely left the Jumanji board game behind at an abandoned hideout after he was done using it to design his video game. He knew that all manner of powerful forces would be after him and he wasn’t interested in playing perpetual hide and seek. Jumanji was ultimately recovered by her Majesties Secret Service. It was promptly returned to the royal vault in London where it now sits. However, it is said that the game is lent out to royals, billionaires, and other VIP’s around the world. In addition secret supernatural sections of the British government conduct testing on the game to unlock its paranormal perplexities.

The Romanian Game Of Death Commisioned By Dracula!
A paranormal board game even more deadly than Jumanji originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second-generation member of the global vampire royal family.  Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and bloodsucking as the centuries rambled forth before his dark immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days, he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the wayward world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded.  Over the course of a year, Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs its way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.

Throughout the blasphemous board game, magical beings materialize out of thin air and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous malevolent monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality, they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real-life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will! A pure soul of light would, in fact, destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

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The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fire and brimstone of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown but its said the winner of the game will gain a clue to its location.  The game also duplicates the chalice giving the winner a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game, everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  However, Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience! As the game creator, Dimitri can’t be killed by it.

Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him and his guests.  The game is self-powered by powerful demonic spells and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger, haunt, and even possess the victim.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after-effects of this most disturbing board game.

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Unfortunately, Dracula eventually grew tired of the game and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind on a random basis.  Evey cold-hearted supernatural soul loves watching average people enter the frightening world of the paranormal for the first time! By then Dracula and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the released game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences all around the planet!

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact, only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two-story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly, it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!  [Twitter] [Facebook]

2017 Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Trailer

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1995 Original Jumanji Movie Trailer

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The Top 3 Perplexing Paranormal Paradoxes

We all know about the paradoxes of time travel. That includes the infamous Grandfather Paradox. However virtually all of them can be explained away with the existence of Parallel Universes within a grander Multiverse. There are also a number of other paradoxes ranging from the fields of science to philosophy. In this case we are looking for the ultimate paradoxes culminated from the most mind boggling questions humankind could never hope to comprehend!  The top three in order of their grandiose nature are:

  1. How Was The Ultimate Infinite Macroverse God Created?
  2. If The Entire Universe Structurally Ends Then Wouldn’t All Past Time Frames Disappear? Therefore How Are We Even Existing Now?
  3. If Everything Is Made Of Non-Corporeal Information And Energy Then How Is Anything Real?

The Macroverse God’s Existence
The Macroverse God is the only true infinite and 100% pure non-corporeal consciousness in all of existence. He’s (actually there’s no gender) the first thing to ever exist and all that is, including us, sprung forth within his metaphysical mind. This is the “God” most people are actually referring to. So how could God always exist for eternity into the past or come into creation himself? Existence for eternity into the past usually gets the cop out answer of merely existing before time itself. However consciousness itself is a series of mental events that can be defined as a form of time. So there had to be a beginning. A first thought. A first creation. Before that he would have inexplicably just sat like a vegetable thinking about nothing and not doing a darn thing! It makes no sense. So God had to be born.

The paradox is how can anything, especially a complex infinite dimensional superconsciousness, be born from absolute nothingness. Theoretically nothing should have ever existed to begin with. However interestingly enough nothing can be actually something. Especially when it was the only thing to exist before God! Unfortunately our puny 3-D minds can’t wrap our heads around the light of consciousness coming from a void of desolate darkness. Out of the ethers of nothingness something similar to a Bootstrap, or Ontological Temporal Paradox was created.

This time travel paradox is also known as a Causal Loop. As an example you buy Microsoft Windows at the store, travel back in time, and give it to Bill Gates. The question is then of course who actually created the Windows operating system? It seems like nobody in this case. One of the more infamous complicated fictional paradoxes comes from the movie Somewhere In Time. An old woman, aka Jane Seymour, gives a young guy, aka Christopher Reeve, a gold pocket watch. He eventually travels back in time to meet a young Jane who he then gives the watch to. A perpetual loop is formed giving the watch no origin what so ever!

As mentioned in the beginning of this article, virtually every paradox is easily answered with a Parallel Universe where the Causal Loop truly began. Microsoft Windows was originally created by the Microsoft Corporation and the gold watch was obviously crafted by some watchmaker. What’s not clear is who first introduced the watch into the time loop? Plausibly Christopher Reeve originally acquired it from an antique shop to go with his historical attire in preparation for his travel to the past. Another interesting thing is the fact that the watch should eventually show evidence of the perpetual time loop by falling apart at some point. That thing could be eons old with all the trips back in time as it survives to the future for another trip! If you haven’t seen Somewhere In Time then you can watch it online here.

In the case of the Macroverse God we have no Parallel Universes, or nothing for that matter. In essence God became the original true Jinn Particle of our reality! Perhaps an inexplicable Nothingness is the Parallel Universe in this impossible equation? God evolved from a random evolution within an infinite sea of pure information waves. With time not being a factor patterns of data formed into a consciousness instantly! More precisely we believe it formed the consciousness of every person who ever existed including you! Together it formed a neural network that became one collective God. God must be everyone merely because he must encompass all soul frequencies and not just one. This fits the purpose of reality in playing out all mathematical probabilities. Yet we’re still left wondering where the sea of pure data came from?

God created the informational seas as a canvas to create everything else which in turn created him. Somewhere within the intertwined duo of God and Data the Nothingness is the third enchanted element to this enigma we will never fully understand! The supernatural Null Set is the true origin of everything! The glue that binds this baffling creation together.

If The Universe Ends Then Theoretically We Shouldn’t Be Here Now
This particular Parallel Universe and probably all Universes in this Multiverse are decaying. Nothing physical lasts forever! Even Immortals like Keanu Reeves will eventually come apart at their atomic seams someday! Trillions of years from now there will be nothing left but Black Holes eating everything up! Then even those will dissipate into Hawking Radiation. At some insanely distant point in the future there will be nothing left but a dark Space-Time void that will most likely rip apart from the raw expansionist force of Dark Energy. This is referred to as the Big Rip. Such a rip in the very four dimensional fabric of our Universe wouldn’t just be confined to the future. It would cascade into the past all the way back to the Big Bang!

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So we would have the Spacetime of every Universe in the Multiverse ripping apart into a five dimensional hyperspace oblivion! This gargantuan catastrophe taking place after all mathematical probabilities for this Multiverse have finally exhausted itself leaving no purpose for existence left. It’s unknown if the Multiverse itself would eventually evaporate into 6-D space, and beyond? Plausibly if things deteriorate enough to halt all movement in the Universe then time would freeze. This would preserve the Universe and it’s entire past!

Universes are four dimensional objects where time is generated by the constant movement of everything over said 4-D plane. Time is the sensation of 3-D objects moving four dimensionally. In fact time is always the movement over the dimension you exist in no matter what higher dimension you may visit. Ultimately Pure Consciousness is the ultimate time at the Macroverse level. This is why living things seem to experience time differently to some extent. Particularly in comparison between young and old people.

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If at some point in the future the entire 4-D Universe is destroyed then we couldn’t possibly exist now because all past times would go with it! Every moment of time, aka Planck Unit, or Planck Time, is a frozen 3-D bubble of time that should be preserved for eternity. This is what makes time travel to the past possible. In fact every Universe should be a permanent preserved archive of memory in the mind of the Omniverse God, aka the collective consciousness of all Multiverses! We could give the cop out answer that our movement over the 5-D plane keeps creating new Parallel Universes but eventually the entire process breaks down leaving nothing left. However this can’t be the case because the Universe does in fact exist now which means this moment in time will exist forever in a Universe that does as well.

Could these frozen 3-D Universes exist on their own outside of the 4-D Universe? They could theoretically be perpetually preserved like that. Floating aimlessly around the Multiverse. Realistically they are interwoven with the 4-D Space-Time structure of the Universe. If they derailed from the time line it would be like removing a floor, or in this case all floors, from a skyscraper. The entire history of our reality and the Universe itself would collapse. In other words we wouldn’t be here now!

Are the scientists wrong about the end of the Universe? Could our existence indicate we’re in a digital computer simulation existing as sentient self-aware programs? Not really since the ground level Universe would still be destroyed along with the computer we’re in. One answer is that the Universal decay is halted by any number of Gods, or higher dimensional beings, from Earthly to Macroverse. Plausibly after the last biological being has died. Maybe our ultra advanced descendants figure out how to reset the Universe, or stop it’s death in the future.

All of reality exists within the mind of the Macroverse God and that is in essence his memory. He doesn’t observe us like an outsider watching a Universal size TV. The Universe is a memory in his mind which never decays since pure consciousness is incapable of such a thing. Since this Universe and everything in reality is the Macroverse it ultimately will not end!

A less likely scenario, due to redundancy, is that the Macroverse, Omniverse, or some other God is watching our Universe like a TV show. This makes a complete copy of it in their mind and that is where we actually exist now. This could be duplicated in a number of Gods minds somewhat creating an unconnected Parallel Universe scheme. We would be memories of our original real selves yet still quite conscious and real nonetheless! Either way you should be happy to know that the Universe will not end simply because it exists now! Something miraculous happens in the end!

Nothing Is Real As We Know It
It’s true that the only real thing is consciousness. Everything else is just a construct of said consciousness propelling from God sent data to create a given entity or environment. Non-Corporeal Energy built into Metaphysical Energy. That in turn becomes Physical Energy Strings that vibrate at varying frequencies to give us the supposedly complex matter we see around us. At the end of the day the so called real world is no more real than a computer generated virtual reality! The ethereal thoughts of the mind are more real than the matter of our bodies and everything else around us! Such knowledge makes anything possible in life if you truly believe!

Post any other perplexing paradoxes in the comments below!

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Is There A Paranormal Cause To Spontaneous Human Combustion?

Pyrokinetic PowersSpontaneous Human Combustion (SHC) is the phenomenon of live or, recently deceased individuals, igniting in flames without any obvious external fire source.  In a number of cases SHC most likely has an external ignition source, such as cigarettes, that causes a Wick Effect.  The Wick Effect is set in motion when even a small area of clothing, or hair, is lit ablaze which in turn cuts the skin releasing subcutaneous fat.  This fat then melts, and is absorbed into the clothing that now acts as a candle like wick.  With the fat being the candles fuel source.  From there the body can partially, or totally turn to ash.  It’s no coincidence that many Spontaneous Human Combustion victims are obese.

The flames could be more violent, and spread far more quickly if the person is an alcoholic, or diabetic, whose body has highly flammable acetone in it due to the process known as Ketosis.  This is a potent accelerant that would prevent a person from acting to save themselves from self-combusting.  Immobility due to morbid obesity can also be a factor in the eventual demise of these unfortunate individuals.  In addition our bodies are simply complex bio-chemical machines in which random compounds, and reactions could initiate a freak chemical fire based on some odd combination of things we ingested, or certain environmental exposures.  Situations so rare, and random they are never properly researched.

What was once science fiction now becomes reality in the form of Directed Energy Weapons being mastered by governments.  Destructive weapons such as Advanced Tactical Lasers, and directed microwave radiation devices, could be the cause of a future increase in Spontaneous Human Combustion. If you annoy the wrong high level bureaucrat you might find yourself flame broiled from the air by a plane, drone, or even an advanced satellite! Certainly this could be a potent weapon to use against political enemies, or large groups looking to incite riots, and revolutions!

In the world of the supernatural the most common cause of SHC is a malfunction in the latent Psychokinetic Psionic powers found among the Junk DNA in all humans.  In particular those encompassing fire manipulations powers that include Pyrokinesis.  A person might be on the edge of developing Pyrokinetic power when an introduction of some element to the body from an external source sets an internal reaction in motion that causes a true Spontaneous Human Combustion case.  Those who had natural untapped Pyrokinetic talents but never knew about it, or developed them, can end up having issues when they let their health go to hell. This could easily cause the power to spontaneously manifest out of control.  The Wick, or Ketosis process previously mentioned could then turn even one little spark into a full fledged meltdown to horrifying cremation!  It’s also possible for extreme emotional states to set fire manipulation powers in motion unexpectedly.  Most often anger can trigger the PSI mental process that in turn activates the Pyrokinetic genes.  It’s certainly possible to be in such a rage that newly manifested Pyrokinetic powers could end up backfiring on the user themselves!

A rarer cause of SHC is exposure to an strong source of metaphysical energy that overloads, and infects the body. Plausibly from a practitioner of magic, or higher dimensional being. Extremely strong sources can expose a human to metaphysical radiation that infects the body, damages the chakra’s, and causes a malfunction at the lowest quantum level. The place where physical energy meets the metaphysical energy of your soul. Unusually healthy chakra energy centers are the only thing that can prevent this disaster from occuring.

Most of the previous explanations of Spontaneous Human Combustion are good reasons to simply stay in some manner of decent physical shape, and general health.  Just because you have powers doesn’t mean you can eat whatever you want, and never exercise.  Unless of course that power involves perfect immortal health without any effort. It’s also important not to ignore any signs that you might have Pyrokinetic powers.  Especially if a psychic, or other mystic, indicates you might have such abilities.  It’s imperative you develop them carefully, or see a supernatural specialist, including practitioners of magic, to have the super power binded if possible  Speaking of those who wield magic, or PSI powers, there are nefarious figures since the dawn of civilization who have utilized their powers to create their own brand of personal paranormal directed energy weapons.  Whether it was used to take down their enemies, destroy the forces of good, or simply toy with humans.  Of course some forces of good may have had no choice but to use their firebending powers to eradicate a dark entity of evil tormenting innocent souls only looking for peace on Earth.

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