Are Jumanji & Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know much about the real Jumanji board game, it’s origins, or its current location.  Rumors, and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was a creation of an African Witch Doctor, and Dark Witch from Great Britain in the mid 1800’s.  They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. It was also the only way they could come up with to become Immortal. They live on in the game, and can be released temporarily during game play.  Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plantlife, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the game for decades at a time!  It’s said that Jumanji is currently in the possession of the British Royals. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

An even more deadly paranormal board game originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second generation member of the global vampire royal family.   Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and blood sucking as the centuries rambled forth before his immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded even back then.  Over the course of a year Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs it’s way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.  Throughout the blasphemous board game magical beings materialize out of thin air, and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will!  A pure soul would in fact destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fires of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown.  However the game duplicates it, and the winner of the game receives a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience.  Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him, and his guests.  The game is self powered through powerful demonic spells, and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after effects of this most disturbing board game.

Unfortunately Dracula grew tired of the game, and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind.  By then Dracula, and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences.

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!

 

Is Night At The Museum Based On A True Story Of Dioramas Coming To Life?

Is The Movie “Night At The Museum” Real?
Night At The Museum” is amazingly based on a true story! There was indeed a museum where the exhibits came to life at night.  However liberties were taken to hide the truth under the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  In Night At The MuseumThe Golden Tablet of Pharaoh Ahkmenrah had mystical powers responsible for breathing life into the inanimate historical figures at the museum.  In reality the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah nor his fabled tablet of pure gold actually exist.  The movie was based on the Pharaoh Nemtyemsaf II of the sixth Egyptian dynasty. Oddly enough he reigned for only one year in 2184 BC.  Legend suggests he was murdered in a nefarious plot to steal the fabled Golden Tablet Of Osiris.  Osiris is the Egyptian God of the afterlife, underworld, and the dead.  Ancient scrolls indicate that Nemtyemsaf II employed dark magic in an attempt to rule the world but counter forces killed him.  A product of his metaphysical meddlings was the Osiris Tablet imbued with powers by the God Of Death himself.

The Excavation Of A Dark Mummy!
The movie was set at New York City’s American Museum of Natural History. However the real the museum where history came alive was located in Colorado.  For legal reasons we cannot mention the name of the museum nor the city it was in.  Mainstream history records very little about Nemtyemsaf II and certainly there is no mention of finding his tomb, or the tablet.  However the museum in question got an anonymous lead, and sent a secret expedition to Egypt.  Naturally Egyptian authorities frown upon foreigners conducting secret archaeological digs.  It was financed by an undisclosed millionaire, and the museum was eager to take possession of the sarcophagus containing the Nemtyemsaf II mummy along with the golden Osiris tablet.  They had a whole backstory ready for how they got this rare possession without acknowledging their illegal Egyptian expedition.   Sometime in 1988 they received the treasure during a renovation of their museum.  So the mummy, and tablet were never seen by the general public.  During that time a lone night watchman was shocked to see the museum exhibits come to life at Midnight. This also included extremely dangerous wild animals!

Night Watchmen Witness The Impossible! Museum Dioramas And Wax Figures Come To Life!
The Night Guard thought he was going nuts, and immediately sought psychiatric help! However in his leave of absence another guard reported the same thing.  Shockingly a third guard was unfortunately killed the night he replaced the second guard. Incidentally the second guar quit the first night on his job.  Soon various other museum officials witnessed it as well.  Inexplicably the animation of wax figures wasn’t captured on newly installed video cameras! However the disappearance of figures did appear on film. One minute it was in its display case, and the next it was gone. Really though it had walked out through a door, or crashed through the glass! When the animated beings returned to their displays at dawn, the camera would suddenly see it seemingly blink in out of thin air. Often high level electromagnetic interference is to blame in supernatural cases where the phenomenon doesn’t appear on camera when visible by human eye.  Although in this case there was no static, or any other distortion of the video.

The Golden Tablet Of Osiris
The Museum called in various paranormal experts who determined the cause of this unique supernatural phenomenon was in fact The Golden Tablet Of Osiris. Over the course of several weeks the paranormal experts, funded by wealthy philanthropists, paid off the museum officials to keep the building closed, and not inform the government who would surely swoop in, and confiscate everything.  Numerous injuries were recorded as well from the various violent, and unpredictable historical, and even fictional characters coming to life. Clearly the Witching Hour triggered the power of the tablet, and it ceased its hold on the museum at the sunrise.  In particular whenever the first direct rays touched the building.  Any exhibits outside in live form at that time would instantly disintegrate into ash like a Vampire caught in the holy sunlight.  It seems the tablet cast a spell on the wax figures since they could leave the museum, and travel quite far away. If placed outside before the Witching Hour they didn’t transform. This indicates they had to be in the museum for the spell to work.

Historical Humans And Fictional Characters Come To Life!
All the beings that came to life knew they were originally inanimate objects yet at the same time had memories of being their respective historical or fictional figures.  The historical figures had memories not contained in any texts which indicated the possibility that they were actually linked to the souls of the real person.  This would make sense since Osiris has power over the afterlife, and access to the memories of souls.  The fictional characters coming to life might indicate they’re real in another Parallel Universe.  However some of the fictional characters had missing memories.  Clearly things never written or conceived of by their creator.   Also if they were real in another Universe the tablet may have requires too much power to retrieve the parallel reality memories. Especially if it was actually in another Multiverse!  One incredible example of a fictional character coming to life was the wax figure of Superman!  He was molded in the image of Actor Christopher Reeve yet he completely believed he was Superman.

Darth Vader Animates As Powerless And Depressed
The animated sapient Superman figure came to life with deeply conflicting memories from all his various comic, television, and movie incarnations up to that present.  It’s unknown why it merely didn’t portray the Superman from the 1978 film. Superman had all his powers seen in all forms of media. Especially the comic books. This was unlike Darth Vader who had no Force abilities in Night At The Museum 2, and also in real life when his figure became animated.  Darth was very depressed he could no longer feel the force nor wield its awesome powers. He became very despondent within his plight as a quadruple amputee with numerous health issues that required him to be confined to claustrophobic cybernetic suit. Yes the suit clearly worked along with his lightsaber! However he only wielded it once. What’s unusual is that he had memories from the Prequels as young Anakin Skywalker. He even spoke of events from Rogue One in 1988! There was also things he knew not written or seen in any media up our present. Perhaps more Star Wars movies not yet made! He eventually refused to leave his Death Star control room diorama when animated. Instead of taking a place in the final battle to rid the museum of this dangerous Osiris curse he committed suicide by his own saber never to be animated ever again. Please partake of a moment of silence for poor downtrodden Darth!

Superman Temporarily Lives On Our Earth To Save The Day!
It was Superman, or we should say the animated wax figure of Superman, who eventually got the museum under control. He battled a plethora of animated characters causing chaos, and destruction that sometimes spilled out onto the streets around the museum.  Reports of which the government eventually covered up as they do with most prolific paranormal incidents.  The only real person to come to life in the museum was the mummy of Nemtyemsaf II. Unfortunately he wasn’t a good guy like Pharaoh Ahkmenrah in the Night At The Museum movies.  Superman fought him when he escaped his sarcophagus but he needed help against the magic the mad mummy wielded through Osiris.  Some of the animated characters along with a brave team of supernatural warriors took the mummy down. The team included Priests who blessed Superman’s heat vision so he could blast the mummy into unholy ash for eternal disposal. Such holy flames insured the mummy could never return in physical form or as a dark spirit. Unfortunately US Paranormal Defense Agents showed up to take custody of the mummy for research. Superman being a law abiding citizen didn’t stop them.

Luckily one paranormal investigator knew the Osiris Tablet was too powerful to be in the hands of the US, or any other government.  He stole it, and disappeared just as Superman flew out into the cold night to meet his fate as ashes in the rising sun. Although we have no reports of his destruction so who knows?!? The removal of the golden tablet put an end to the supernatural occurrences at the museum. Despite this all exhibits were confiscated by the government for further study.  US officials gave the museum money to reopen after “renovations” with replacement exhibits ready for the public to view.

At some point the paranormal investigator who stole the Osiris tablet for safekeeping had it stolen from him by a sinister Sorcerer named Zortax. The nefarious Sorcerer Zortax attempted to raise an army of the dead from the Underworld in order to take over the world.  He made several ritualistic sacrifices to Osiris for his approval.  It’s said that strange people became appearing out of nowhere at The Great Pyramid of Giza in March of 1993. This army of the dead could have very well sparked the First Battle Of Armageddon if not for a secret coalition of supernatural services from the United States, and other governments of the world who got word of the Zortax threat. In addition private paranormal crime fighters were employed in this titanic effort to thwart the army of the damned. The Sorcerer Zortax was assassinated by mystical sharp shooters as he performed his dark ritual nearby. The Golden Tablet Of Osiris mysteriously vanished into the shifting Egyptian sands never to be seen again.  Although there are rumors it was seen in the private collection of a French billionaire in 2001!

Do Humans Who Regularly Fight Supernatural Beings Grow Stronger?

Winchester Brothers SupernaturalPerhaps you’ve watched the show “Supernatural” and wondered how Cryptid Hunters like Sam and Dean Winchester always seem to hold their own with a plethora of paranormals who should be far more physically powerful than themselves. That includes biological form Angels, and Demons! It’s true there is a history of them attaining temporary powers in various storylines so it’s plausible some of that power has lingered in some way. Or it could even be that the God of their reality has helped them. Overall however there is a confident determination to beat down all adversaries of righteousness!  An undying belief in one’s own abilities, and dedication to a just cause can increase the power of one’s soul which in turn supplies more metaphysical energy to the physical body.

Humans without powers, or magical abilities, who go up against supernatural beings are the bravest breed there is!  Even being a bodybuilder, or martial arts master doesn’t guarantee you’ll live when dealing with vampires, zombies, werewolves, solid form poltergeists, and all manner of monsters!  However based on our own experiences here at Mystic Investigations, where we are battling the dark forces of evil every day, we have to say that we are stronger than the average human!  In fact there have been supernatural studies of various paranormal investigations, and crime fighting firms that show such humans as being stronger, faster, and more agile than even a professional athlete, or combat soldier. One reason is the constant challenge of going up against superior opponents. However many paranormal beings, including non-corporeal entities, have strong metaphysical energy auras that play a role in their super abilities. The same energy channeled through our Chakra’s connecting us to our own metaphysical energy spirit forms in the higher dimensions above.  Exercising, and maintaining one’s Chakra’s has been shown to dramatically improve health, and energy.

When in proximity to true supernatural beings, including ghosts & poltergeists, a human’s own aura absorbs the super charged metaphysical energy giving them an energy boost during an intense battle. In essence inadvertent enchanted energy Jujutsu using the superior opponents energy against themselves! Perhaps Mother Nature’s way to help even the odds for humans.  If this supernatural energy is absorbed on a regular basis it cleans out the Chakra’s, strengthens the soul, and flows throughout the body greatly increasing physical prowess, and even enhances senses! There are even healing, and anti-aging benefits to keep Supernatural Hunters in top shape while other humans have withered into a weak geriatric state. That being said the effect is far less than it could potentially be since it’s evil energy most of the time. The human soul usually cleanses, and neutralizes it unless the entity is beyond powerful. Then such energies can have negative effects! Maximum supercharging can occur when in proximity to a good ghost, Angel, or holy being of righteousness.

In addition humans in the world of the paranormal who happen to know practitioners of magic can benefit further from spells, and rituals to amass physical prowess.  However this is only to the limit their physical form can take since top flight mystical practitioners are generally born with the ability to withstand the raw awesome powers of the massive mystical energies circulating throughout their biological form. Human taking on the forces of darkness, and dipping into the magics may need more sleep than the average human since essential body & soul regeneration take place during REM dream sleep.

It’s said that humans who have consistently battled paranormal beings for their entire adult life end up being in their prime physically, and mentally at about age 45. This also takes into account the fantastical fighting skills they’ve acquired over the decades. A slow minimal decline may begin after 55 years of age but a 65 year old supernatural warrior could easily beat the ever loving hell out of a physically fit human in their early 20’s!  Odds are if you’ve witnessed such a sight then that supposed senior citizen is in fact a courageous champion of justice who combats the despicable denizens of darkness!