Is Goddess Gaia Mother Earth Real?

mother-earth-gaiaYes, the Goddess Earth is real, and we live upon her body which is the planet herself.  When the Omniverse God created Earth and other complex life-bearing planets in our Universe, he was surprised to find that a soul spontaneously manifested in some cases.  This normally occurs once the planet is teeming with life and everything begins working in a clockwork symbiotic manner.  After over 4 billions years of our planet existing without a spirit, Mother Earth was finally born 252.28 million years ago as a sapient consciousness.  She became the very soul of Earth itself.  Unfortunately Gaia’s birth, and initial self-awareness, inadvertently caused the greatest mass extinction Earth has ever seen.  The Great Dying, or Permian–Triassic Extinction Event caused up to 96% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial species to become extinct thereby disrupting Gods evolution program.  Evolution being a pre-programmed software of sorts on the hardware of the Earth within God’s pure consciousness matrix.

God realized that the soul of the Earth was intertwined in its destiny so he re-programmed it to fit Gaia into the equation.  Later on, the Devil would hijack the evolution program again to create the dinosaurs and a race of sentient humanoid dinosaurs. The Devil also tried to bring Gaia into his web of deception but she would have no part in his intricate mind games.  Despite being more powerful than her he could not capture her for she was the very planet itself.  Mother Nature’s power would later surpass the Arch-Demon Devils abilities when God adopted her as his Heavenly daughter. She then joined the elite ranks of The Sons & Daughters Of The Omniverse God. Their power is third in line to the Omniverse Personifiers that include The Darkness!  However, this made the Devil even more determined to acquire her power for his own nefarious ends!

You can feel Goddess Gaia’s rage in earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, blizzards, and other violent natural phenomena.  This increases with each passing year as humankind, and also sinister supernatural beings, continue to destroy her holy vessel on which they live.  Mostly she neutralizes as many negative effects as she can in order to save the Earth and her very life. However mass deforestation, pollution, and the premature extinction of animal species continues courtesy of human hands. A price initially paid on every planet that evolves a sapient species of intelligent life!  Despite her fits of anger she has never been more weakened between the devastation of her surface and the lack of worship among humans.  The Earthly Nature Gods and Goddesses gain more power when human souls worship them, or even just believe in them.  This belief gives them access to the enchanted metaphysical and non-corporeal energy that souls can provide.  Unfortunately, in modern times we have the lowest belief level for the nature deities since monotheism, and even atheism have become king.

Thankfully Mother Earth is an immortal Goddess who has existed long before there were humans to worship her.  Gaia will never die even if Earth is destroyed.  If the Earth were destroyed it’s possible she could resurrect her planetary body.  She could also possess another planet or simply move into the Heavenly dimension above to take her place as one of God’s daughters.  In the end, though it’s unlikely she would allow her Afterlife plane of reality, The Paradise Plane, to perish for it’s anchored to the physical Earth. The Paradise Plane is a hauntingly beautiful haven for the spirits of all dead and extinct animal species along with being the realm of numerous nature deities under the guidance of Goddess Gaia.  She utilized time travel to ensure all the species that died before existence live on forever!  It’s plausible as a disembodied Goddess she could phase her metaphysical energy into a solid metaphysical matter form creating a new Super-Earth.  A planet of pure solid light energy where the immortal spirits of all life could live on for eternity in paradise. May everyone have an Enchanted Earth Day! [Twitter]

Did Hitler Create A Race Of First Generation Vampires?

Demonically Possessed Adolph HitlerOur latest supernatural intelligence indicates that Hitler indeed fathered one of the last known sets of first generation vampires.  The first generation of vampires was formed by a demon so completely possessing a human that the DNA was altered.  They then mate with a human, and a first generation vampire is born.  This first generation can sire one child in their eternal lives if they mate with their own kind.  Other than that all subsequent vampires are a result of other vampires nearly draining a human of their blood, and introducing their own blood containing the demonic vampire virus.

From our viewpoint, Adolph Hitler was nothing but a nutty Nazi of evil, and guess what?  He really was!  He started out as a lazy boy with a huge ego who lived in a fantasy world.  After his infamous rejection from art school, he added deep depression to the mix.  All these factors made him vulnerable to deep demonic possession.  This possession originally sparked from his mistake of seeking out a local dark witch named Helgatha.  He believed her magics would elevate him to the status of greatness he thought he deserved.  Instead, she used him as a vessel to summon the top demon she worshiped in order to gain her magical powers.  The demon in question was named Balthazar.  During what young Hitler thought was a ceremony to bring him good luck, and power he instead took a back seat in his mind, and became an observer as the dark Demon Balthazar took command of his body, mind, and soul.  This then became the truly evil Hitler we know from history.  It was Balthazar, and not really Hitler committing the atrocities of Nazi Germany.  However for such a deep possession to last so long Hitler had to agree with what was happening so it’s safe to say he would have done the same things.  Although Hitler alone didn’t have it in him to rise to such power. Eventually, he enjoyed not having to put any effort into anything as Balthazar did all the work.

Balthazar Hitler fathered two secret twins with Eva Braun sometime in the early 1930’s.  The pregnancy was hidden within a Glamouring spell cast by Helgatha the witch.  These twins were brother and sister first generation vampires.  They, in turn, had one male child who would be considered a first generation vampire as well. The intent was for Balthazar to create his own personal race of first vampires as he wanted to make a power play for Earth in the future of the Armageddon end times.  He wanted to repeat the process with Eva but the births transformed her into a Dark Immortal and she could no longer have kids. He sought another female human who was worthy, and willing but he couldn’t locate another.  The witch Helgatha also indicated that Hitler’s body was starting to degrade, and the odds of fathering more children were slim.  In a rage, Hitler killed the witch who didn’t have the power to keep his body strong

Balthazar kidnapped an original royal first generation vampire female. A Princess to mate with his male heir. In defiance, she committed suicide before giving birth!  He was at least satisfied that his first generation vampires were transforming humans into second generation vampires, and they in turn third generation. Soon he would have an army of vampires all his own!

As he felt his ties to Hitler’s mind slipping away he prematurely attempted to take over the world by starting World War II.  He was sure he could seize all of Europe, and then use it as a platform to make the Earth his.  Balthazar had a huge ego like Hitler and wanted to be his own Devil.  Near the end of the war, Hitler’s mind degraded greatly and became quite unstable forcing Balthazar to relinquish him and return to Hell. There he was greeted by the Devil who was angry that Balthazar went against his loyal plutocratic elites and vampires royals who controlled Europe. Balthazar was punished for a time but he got points all the carnage caused by the World War! In the end, he had to secede command of his vampires to Devil and the royal vampires.

Now a deeply mentally ill Hitler was back in control, and he went even madder trying to win the war.  In the end, as allied forces closed in, he, and Eva appeared to commit suicide.  However, it was faked with body doubles as they were whisked away to Brazil by vampires loyal to Hitler. Eventually, he died and was frozen for possible future resurrection as a group of Nazis escaped humankind’s justice within interstellar space!

All available evidence points to the Hitler first generation vampires and their subsequent generations still existing to this day.  It seems they made peace with the first generation vampires who rule over the Kingdom Of Vampires based in Transylvania.  Some think they are merely biding their time until Balthazar and/or Hitler returns!  This means there could yet be another faction vying for power in the great battle of Armageddon.

Does The Devil Claim One Soul During Spring Daylight Savings Time?

Devils Daylight Savings TimeThere have been rumors swirling about supernatural circles that the Devil claims a soul lost amid Daylight Savings Time. This occurs in various nations around the world but for reasons unknown, the United States is the Devil’s favorite target. Every year in the USA on the second Sunday in March Americans are required to set their clocks an hour ahead at 2 AM. This sets time squarely in the 3 AM Devils Hour. Legend has it that lost hour becomes metaphysical temporal energy the Devil and some other entities are said to collect.  As the enchanted energies are collected it creates a supernatural net that captures a soul at the wrong place in the wrong time! Their body and soul go to Hell until the end of Daylight Savings Time on the first Sunday in November. Unfortunately, it is said they return as a lost soulless creature while their spirit remains in Hell until they die as they were naturally intended. Of course, by then their tortured soul is deeply damaged!

A Human Soul Is Lost To The Missing Daylight Saving Hour!
Our extensive research into this insane urban legend has led us to believe it is indeed true! Each year one person goes missing on March Daylight Savings Sunday and reappears at the end of November. Family and friends say the victim can’t remember where they’ve been. They are beyond apathetic and seemingly emotionless. Once warm and loving individuals return as cold zombies just going through the motions. However, they often awake with screaming night terrors as their sub-conscious relives the living hell they suffered. Apparently, the Devil treats them as an honored guest of Hell one moment and then lets his demons have their way with them the next! It’s thought that the innocent soul is traded for a Demon captured by Heaven. Although as mentioned the soul exchange doesn’t happen until the person has died.

The metaphysical mechanisms that facilitate this temporal soul capturing net are tied into the human collective consciousness that dictates what numerical time it actually is. The lost 2 AM hour lives on as an elusive entity in the minds of humankind as we jump to 3 AM. During this instantaneous time jump an unconscious metaphysical energized spirit for the non-existent 2 AM hour is created. For an instant, it is spread across any given time zone like an invisible net. The 3 AM Devil’s Hour hits and it is spiritually anchored to a random Underworld portal in the region. The Underworld is the physical connection to metaphysical Hell. At 3 AM the two o’clock hour astral net is pulled into the paranormal portal. The soul nearest to the portal gets caught in the increasingly concentrated net and is dragged into the Underworld all the way to Hell! It never captures more than one soul because the power of the Human soul is off the supernatural scales. It’s simply too much for the net to maintain more than one. The body itself is transmuted into a temporary metaphysical form as well.

The Lucky Daylight Savings Break For A Vampire
Oddly enough the net would be more likely to attract a demonic soul to it. However such beings on Earth are rare compared to humans. There is an anecdote of a vampire being dragged to Hell one year. Apparently, he had the time of his life and came back to brag how he was in tight with the Devil. In fact, he left as a fourth generation vampire and was powered up like a first generation vamp upon his return. He’s now a high-level minion for he royal Transylvanian vampires!

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