What’s An ArchVampire?

ArchVampires are ultra powerful Alpha Vampires who descend from ArchDemons. Archdemons being Archangels or promoted Angels who fell from Heavenly grace. The First Generations of all vampires were created by a demon completely possessing a humans mind and body to the genetic level. Then they mated with a human to supernaturally birth a vampire. The First Generation itself can also birth limited children. Mostly vampires come into existence via draining a human of blood to the point of death before introducing their own demonic blood to revive them into the eternal world of the living dead.

Archdemonic Power Creates Alpha Vampires

ArchDemons, including the Devil himself, have all brought lines of ArchVampires into existence. Many were created from Neanderthals and other species of humans. These vampires were crazy powerful! Their abilities were nearly on par with that of Demi-Demons. However, their ultra monstrous behavior might have overwhelmed any Demidemon or even a Werewolf as well! Archvamps would furiously exterminate large numbers of humans to feed their insane blood and flesh lust. Unlike most vampires, they didn’t just stop at draining a human of their blood. They’d go ahead and eat a human right down to the bones! This is just short of Demidemons who would eat the bones as well! The Archvampires possessed a multitude of fangs that descended down over their human looking teeth causing them to appear like shark jaws! Their mouths would even grow bigger with faces transforming into a hideous monstrous appearance when angered or deeply in the trance of their blood lust. Long sharp claws would grow from their fingernails and toenails.

The Perplexing Powers Of ArchVampires

Archvampires could drain a human or even an elephant of blood within seconds before devouring them wholly within a few minutes! They possessed insane super strength, speed, agility, and senses. The scent of any animal could be detected several miles away. These immortal monsters had the power of flight, and even brief teleportation ability after consuming enough humans. They could also shapeshift into animals such as bats and wolves. There were also epic mind control and reading abilities. The longer they existed the more powerful they became. This included the development of various psychic powers that only added to their overall threat to humans and most supernatural beings as well!

Even The Devil Couldn’t Control Archvampires!

The Alpha Vampires were so out of control that they never transformed any humans into those of their own kind. They couldn’t even hold off eating humans long enough to mate with one in order to birth a first generation of their own. The Devil quickly realized that his experiment was out of control since he had his own plans for humankind that didn’t include violently wiping them out! The Alpha Vampires feared nothing including the Devil and wouldn’t obey the orders of Hell. Demons ended up killing some of them but the Devil didn’t want to admit another failure and mostly left them to their titanic terror.

How To Kill An ArchVampire?

Alpha Vampires are virtually immune to all religious artifacts that normally effect demonic based beings. Standard magic couldn’t repel them as well. They certainly could enter a home without being invited in! The classic wood or silver stake to the heart does very little to stop them along with most other vampire eradication methods. Although, they loathed the holy light of the sun it didn’t burn them to ash. Even beheading wasn’t enough! In fact, two beings were created from the decapitated head and the body! The only thing that worked was chopping them into hundreds of pieces with Angel blessed blades forged in holy flames. Then the vamp pieces had to be buried far apart deep within holy ground. Even after that it is said Nature Deities, including Fairies, were called upon the watch over the burial sites. These ancient sites are often areas that were once lush with life and are now barren.

Not even holy fire went much past their quick regenerating skin. However, it is said flames as hot as the sun could disintegrate them if applied long enough. Something only achievable by extremely powerful Practitioners Of Magic and higher dimensional beings. Most Archvampire death came at the hands of Angels, Demons, Jinn, Gods, and Goddesses rather than human hands. Most Vampire Slayers were no match for these filthy fiends!

What Happens When An ArchVampire Dies?

A vampire is cut off from their human soul and is instead linked to their demonic progenitor. Upon death, their dark spirit can choose to rejoin their soul and redeem themselves in Purgatory before ascending to forgiveness in Heaven. If they choose to become a demon in Hell then their soul is owned by the Devil and used as an energy source for the cause of darkness. When an Archvampire died it went straight to Hell burning away its human soul completely! Once there they tried to kill every demon in sight! This power was made possible by their ability to siphon some of a humans soul when they ate them. In Demi-Demons the consuming of a soul was a sacrifice that goes to Hell. In the Archvampires case, it just powered them up! It took either the Devil or a group of Archdemons to take out an Archvampire entering Hell! The Archvampire was in essence eradicated from existence for eternity!

Angels Smite The Blasphemous Beasts!

The normal non-interference directive of Heaven was overturned in order to wipe out these insane beasts. Angels swooped down to smite Archvamps out of existence forever! Although, they were able to save the vamps human soul to allow eventual ascent to Heaven. The last of their kind on Earth died at the hands of the Omniverse Demigod Jesus Christ 2000 years ago! However, it is said some fled to the Underworld where they still exist today. There is also rumored to be one locked away in a special cage in the bowels of Hell for the Devil’s amusement. Hopefully, they will never escape and infest the Earth with their living hell! If they’d been left unchecked the ArchVamps could have easily eradicated all life on Earth!

What Is The Difference Between Lucifer, Satan, And The Devil?

Satan The DevilAll three evil entities are technically the same supernatural being of darkness who is said to be the progenitor of all evil in our Omniverse. Some have said Satan The Devil is the very personification of evil in the Omniverse. However, an entity out of paranormal play, The Darkness, has that role. The Devil is a higher dimensional creature originally born directly by the hand of God as an Archangel of the light named Lucifer. His pride and ego eventually caused him to question if his Father, God of the Omniverse, deserved to hold dominion over all things.

Lucifer Rebels Against God

Lucifer’s major disagreement with God sprung from humans being granted Angelic ascension to Heaven. This included eventual Godhood thereby trumping the natural born Angels such as himself. Lucifer attempted to possess the very mind of God and take over all dimensions of Heaven. He failed and fell from grace. He became the first fallen Angel, and took 1/3 of God’s original Angels with him. They were those who had jealousy toward humanity surpassing their power. Since this was outside of time as we know it he, and his dark lot actually fell to Earth during the time of the dinosaurs before humans even existed! There the Devil played God and created his own race of dinosauroids, aka reptilian humanoids.

The Descent From Archangel To Archdemon

Fallen Angels eventually transform into demons via a natural paranormal process caused by being cut off from the grace of God. Lucifer transformed into a diabolical Arch-Demon who renamed himself Satan. Satan literally means adversary since he thinks of himself as God’s equal. 
His official title is Satan The Devil: Chief Archdemon Of The Omniverse. Devil is the highest title a demon can hold, and it is held by the Emperor Of Hell.  Hell being the fifth-dimensional dominion of demonhood.  This means that some other entity of evil could potentially hold the title of Devil.  The title is honorable among demons but God chose to have its meaning be that of slanderer.  Armageddon, the final battle of good vs evil, will feature Satan as a major player vying for rule of the Omniverse. This among others who wish to oust God from power to enact their own brand of regime change. Although as impossible as it sounds the only way to do this is by possessing the mind of God which is the very Omniverse within which we all live!

The Blasphemous Business Of Mining Human Souls

The Devil and his demons work to corrupt humankind in order to embarrass God and prove him wrong. They also buy human souls wherever they can by granting wishes to humans willing to sell. These souls have immense power since they are destined to be Gods someday. They provide major metaphysical energy fuel for Hell and its minions! Those who sell their souls are usually transformed into demons just as most humans became angels in Heaven. This process involves gradually replacing the human soul with a growing dark demonic spirit. The soul is then stored in Hell as an enchanted energy reserve.

Does The Angel Lucifer Still Exist?

AngelIn the tradition of humans living out a simultaneous plethora of lives in Parallel Universes, there are rumors that Archangels who fall from grace actually split into two entities. One good, and one bad. The reason for keeping this a secret would be to keep the two from interfering with each other. Plausibly recombining into one entity. Minor metaphysical evidence indicates that Lucifer still exists in Heaven but has kept an extremely low profile. The Omniverse is about playing out mathematical probabilities while maintaining balance between good, and light. Therefore it would make sense that the Archangel Lucifer might still exist. In fact, there are cults who worship him and deny the existence of the Devil.

One thing we know is that the Devil does have parallel selves in other Multiverses, aka conglomerate of related parallel Universes, he doesn’t have access to. The complex multidimensional nature of his Archangel form dictated that he be split into a wide array of Multiverses as a five-dimensional being. So it’s thought that Lucifer, his good twin, would manifest in a wide array of adjacent Multiverses. This Lucifer would probably regret his decision, and see his exile as something he deserves. A chance to redeem himself in God’s eyes so he may return to Heaven someday.

He would retain rare Fallen Angel status without descending into demonhood. Eventually, his good deeds would earn him the lowest Angel status. Yet his admission to Heaven would be denied until he’s deemed worthy of reentry.  It’s plausible he might work to redeem Ice Demons, and help them get back their Angel status. Little else is known about this hypothetical Lucifer.

See Also: Multiverse Devil

That Time The Devil Made The Denver Broncos Lose The Super Bowl!

The Denver Broncos lost Super Bowl XLVIII in one of the most embarrassing defeats in football history on February 2nd, 2014! This one-sided match was almost surreal as the Seattle Seahawks pummeled the Broncos who had a score of zero for most of the game. The sad Super Bowl showing ended in a score of 43-8.  How could a team that made it to the Super Bowl play like a group of bumbling amateurs?  It’s inexplicable!  After some suspicious supernatural cues, Mystic Investigations began investigating this unfortunate incident. This led us to the uncovering of a rare deal with the Devil himself.  Sure there are deals with demons but you have to be someone special to receive a direct audience with the Devil.  Although since October 2013 it’s somewhat easier since he’s walking the Earth in a biological human-like form. Read The Rest Of The Story On Our Paranormal News Blog…