Links to our most popular Tweets on Twitter. Generally, the funny ones are the most viewed, liked, and retweeted.🐦
- November 03, 2022: Tweet About Planet Fitness. People there after Midnight are vampires, werewolves, etc.
- September 05, 2022: Comment On Article About Unearthed Vampire In Romania
- March 7, 2022: Invading Nations Is So Pre-21st Century! Comment About Russia Invading Ukraine
- August 20, 2021: Reply To A Tweet Joking About Former Jeopardy Host Michael Richards Self-Vetting Failure (Original Tweet)
- December 1, 2020: Big Daddy In The Sky & Tyrannical Regimes Holding Humankind Down For Over 100,000 Years! ( 16,000 Impressions | 91 Likes)
- November 25, 2020: Responding To Article About Tiny Homes Not Solving The Housing Crisis…I see a day where they actually design cars for people to live in because that’s all they can afford…if they’re lucky! (Biggest Quoted Retweet Ever! 64,000 Impressions! | 161 Likes | 20 Retweets | 20 Comments)
- August 21, 2020: Reply To 313 Million Year Old FAdd Newootprints Being Found In The Grand Canyon
- July 8, 2020: Jimmy Carter Blvd ( 25,000 Impressions | 62 Likes | 13 Retweets)
- June 10, 2020: Columbus Day Should Be Canceled ( 52,000 | 312 Likes | 57 Retweets)
- May 7, 2020: Too Many Streaming Services! ( 39,400 Impressions)
- April 19, 2020: Who The Hell Is Pastor Chris? ( 148,00 Impressions |182 Like | 23 Retweets)
- April 18, 2020: Tony Stark And Dr. Bruce Banner Create A Vaccine For Covid-19 (2nd Biggest Tweet Ever!)(Over 115,500 Impressions | 258 Retweets | 1.3K Likes | 42 Comments)⚡️
- April 8, 2020: Fraggle Rock Is Real! ( 17,700 Impressions)
- April 6, 2020: Commentary on future Covid-19 drugs
- March 27, 2020: In Light Of The Coronavirus Shut Down & Its Financial Burden It’s Time For Landlords To Forgive Rent (Biggest Mega Tweet Ever!) (Over 170,535 Impressions | 171 Retweets | 440 Likes | 30 Comments)🚀
- February 27, 2020: Big Corporate Corruption In Capitalism (3rd Biggest Ever!) (355 Likes 47 Retweets 26 Comments Over 35,000 Impressions)⚡️
- February 26, 2020: Dense Fog Doesn’t Stop The Insane Speeders!
- February 15, 2020: How Do Vampires & Other Immortals Deal With Boredom?
- January 12, 2020: Iran Protests…It’s time to return to the mystical land of Persia!
- December 25, 2019: The Glorious Gift Of Christmas From Dear North Korea Leader Kim Jong Un
- December 24, 2019: Die Hard! Shots Fired At Nakatomi Plaza!
- December 20, 2019: Prince Philip Is Kept Alive By Top Secret Million Dollar Nanobots! (Over 17,000 Impressions)💥
- November 25, 2019: Major Dis Of Subway
- November 19, 2019: The Fartgate Conspiracy
- November 15, 2019: Suspend Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Parody Of Trending NFL player (Our Christmas Twitter)
- August 13, 2019: Cable TV Gladly Replaced By The Internet
- July 10, 2019: New Most Popular Comment? Reply About Angry Bagel Boss Baby. (44,000 Impressions!)💥
- July 8, 2019: Jar Jar Binks Will Be In Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker
- Popular Reply To Video Showing The Arrest Of Old Man Assange At The Ecuadorean Embassy. (4/11/2019)
- Sewer Tunnel Roller Coaster Ride
- 47 Meters Down Movie Review
- Dense Fog Specter Warning
- Friday The 13th
- Free Ice Cream Forever
- Kilauea Volcanic Eruption Caused By God War
- Net Neutrality | Net Neutrality 2
- Does Santa Share His Naughty Or Nice List With God?
- Real Americans
- The Absurdity Of Diet Soda
- UFO Crash Blocks Traffic
- Smallville Trending Comment
- Social Security Act
- Thank God The Raccoon From Avengers Survived!
- Previously The Most Popular Twitter Reply
- William Shatner Should Be On Timeless As Denny James Rittenhouse
- Odd “mp; saf” Hashtag That Trended Nationwide For Reasons Unknown
- Jim Halpert The Office Jack Ryan Joke
- Massive Dump Mondays (21,639 Impressions | 35 Likes )
- Clothing Optional Beach
- New Year’s Day 2018
- June 21, 2017: Wisecracking Selfie Stick Users! (Over 30,000 Impressions!)💥
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