What Is Michael Myers And Is He Real?

Are the Halloween Movies Based On A True Story?

Michael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history! After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films.  As is the case with many supernatural occurrences the government covers up the truth and suppresses any media from reporting on the facts for many reasons including the prevention of public panic. Virtually all evidence related to the real Michael Myers has vanished into thin air!

The serial killers true name was Stanley Stiers. Although both Stiers and Myers have the same middle name of Audrey. Much of the 1912 born Stanley’s original killing spree took place in 1920’s Iowa rather than 1970’s Illinois. Quite a bit of the “Halloween” franchise was fictional for the most part. Particularly the explanation for his seemingly supernatural strength, endurance, and stealth along with his refusal to die. Halloween 6 The Curse Of Michael Myers seems to indicate that his paranormal powers are the result of some Druid Curse Of Thorn perpetrated by a cult. Interestingly enough there was a cult dedicated to worshiping Stiers but he killed them off for no reason. Anytime another one pops up he tends to dispatch them with extreme prejudice. I guess the guy is a serious loner!

In reality, Stanley’s dark journey into living diabolical damnation began as a child deeply abused by both his drunken parents after they found out he was not their biological child. Although before that there was an underlying resentment that his conception out of wedlock prompted the couples unhappy marriage. Their real child was taken home by another couple, and all three died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital.  It was found out later a malevolent nurse would switch babies in the nursery just for sick kicks. The nurse was in jail for a time but once she got out she was later killed by Stanley. Stan’s abusive adopted parents had another baby. A girl named Susie who they purposely treated like a princess.  She later became abusive toward Stanley as well.

On Halloween Eve 1923 11-year-old Stanley was told once again he would not be allowed to trick o treat the next night.  For his entire childhood, he was not allowed to trick o treat yet his sister was. Hours after his sister got home from a Halloween party Stanley finally snapped at Midnight, whipped out a butcher knife, and took down everyone in the house including the family dog Mr.Snookers. Snookers was known as the terror of the neighborhood so Stanley did everyone a favor on that front. It’s unknown what Stiers did for most of that Halloween day but later that evening he finally went trick o treating for the first time.  Amid the costumed chaos, he killed a number of his bullying classmates.  Some much older, and bigger than him as well.  In one instance he invaded the home of a classmate taking out the entire family single-handedly. Survivors say he had superhuman strength as he tossed full grown men around like rag dolls before impaling them with his big butcher knife. Stan was captured at sunrise the next day when he was found gleefully eating candy on a swing at the school playground.  Federal agents promptly swooped in to scurry him away to a secret mental institution for further study while suppressing all records of the Halloween night events.

The government wanted to figure out what could cause a kid to commit such heinous Crazy Mikey Myersacts with such ferocious power!  Plenty of kids had been horrifically abused but none had done anything remotely like Stanley at the time.  For 13 years they looked into what made him tick.  Demonic possession was immediately ruled out.  After being a paranormal lab rat there was no evidence of the supernatural.  Then on Halloween night 1936 at the age of 24, he snapped again when some immature orderlies at the federal facility harassed him. Apparently they were annoyed they had to work on Halloween and it always bothered them that Stanley never spoke while seemingly ignoring them. Stiers repaid their idiocy by snapping their necks.  At 6′ 4″ weighing in at 260 pounds his supernatural strength now made more sense.  However, his strength was even more phenomenal culminating in the parking lot where he lifted a car above his head to take out some Federal agents standing in his way. And that was after they blasted him with several rounds of bullets!

Stanley was never re-captured, and reports of his continued murders still pop up across the country.  Horrifying incidents such as Halloween 2013 in Mexico City and in 2017 in Palo Alto, California. Stiers apparently will only travel on foot, and all his slayings have been on North American soil.  Clearly, at age 106 he should not be able to be such a hellish killing machine! This indicates he is immortal if the fact that nobody can kill him wasn’t evidence enough. Government agents of the US Paranormal Defense Agency have been pursuing him since their inception in the late 70’s.  They consider him number nine on their Top Ten Most Wanted ListSorcerer Dimitri Diablo, Halloween Queen Shala, Santa Claus, and Slender Man are on that list as well. We have no idea why they put Santa, and Shala on there. They haven’t done anything wrong!

What Manner Of Supernatural Being Is Stanley?

Stanley is not any type of supernatural being we can identify. Most likely he could be classified as a Soulless Superhuman. We believe his mind descended so far into the depth’s of dark deranged despair that his sub-conscious cut his mind off from his higher dimensional soul. There is actually evidence that the sub-conscious connection to one’s soul acts as a control mechanism so humans aren’t able to access the full potential of mind over matter. Mind over matter comes from our sentient minds interacting with the pure non-corporeal conscious matrix of our reality.  Stiers free of this constraint can carry forth his mindless mission of Halloween killing sprees for all eternity as he wills his body to survive every attack including the aging process.  It’s unknown where he is for the other 364 days of the year. [Also See Michael Myers Vs A Vampire]


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It’s been suggested that he might believe he only has super serial killing powers on Halloween. A belief that stays in place due to his child like mind stunted by a lack of normal social growth. Therefore doesn’t attempt anything on the other days.  He may very well just lie in a bed, or grave dormant for most of the year.  Or he could be the mute guy serving you your nachos at the local Taco Bell.  Various psychics, mystics, seers, and others with second sight can only get a general fix on him on Halloween.  The rest of the year he’s somehow mystically cloaked. This is one reason the government has been unable to capture him thus far. Mystic Investigations had heard rumors about Stanley Stiers for years but didn’t know the full extent of his story until our investigation.  If we were to run into him we’re confident we could capture, and contain him.  Perhaps even reconnect his soul with his mind.  Then utilize paranormal psychological techniques to bring back his sanity, and humanity. Of course, before being rehabilitated he might hyper-age and turn to ash!

With all this being said deeply gifted psychics, seers, and mystics have sensed other Michael Myers in Parallel Universes. Mad Mickey’s more related to the theatrical versions. This deranged master of deadly darkness is everywhere! [Twitter]  Watch The Halloween Movies Online | Michael Myers Inadvertently Saves A Woman From A Vampire | Michael Myers vs The Look-See Monster |

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The Calamitous Cult Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker is the jester looking Voodoo Master leader of dark Mardi Gras and Carnival at large. He is virtually the only entity of evil to gain command of a mainstream holiday! The Joker has control of the Spirit Of Mardi Gras and feeds off its metaphysical energy of moral corruption, excessive partying and all manner of diabolical debauchery! In addition, his ominous organization stokes the flames of this Spirit with their malevolent machinations. A terrifying twisting of the original holy Shrove Tuesday holiday that now lies in its sinister shadow. Generally, to have full access and control of a Holiday’s Spirit one’s own body needs to be a suitable supernatural conduit. They also require a unique physical object to channel the power that ultimately derives from the Human Collective Consciousness. These sacred objects are often crystals. It is rumored that this paranormal object is an ancient Voodoo artifact that was once in the possession of The Voodoo Queen Of New Orlean, Marie Catherine Laveau.

A Sinister Global Crime Syndicate

The Mardi Gras Joker also presides over a dark global underworld criminal empire that’s hip-deep in murders, sacrificial deaths, kidnapping, extortion, blackmail, and malicious mind games! The MG Joker is most jolly when he’s personally involved in kidnapping people for absolutely no reason. He then sets them forth on a horrifying series of trials or a mind-bending maze of his own creation with the false hope of freedom. Sometimes he sets up scenarios similar to that in the infamous Saw films. Although, even if his victims win it’s rare he actually lets them live! Giving him a boat load of money is the best bet in escaping his insanity! He and his horrifying henchmen hatched the heinous idea to start a dark Voodoo cult in his unholy name to increase the Joker’s power. Something very different from the Voodoo religion. All these things have placed the dangerous Joker in the top 20 of the Paranormal Most Wanted List.

The Mad Mission Of The Mardi Gras Joker Cult!

The crazy cult’s mission is to compliment the power hungry MG Jokers criminal enterprise of paid thugs with that of free fanatical followers. The ultimate end game is to spread as much mayhem as possible while amassing mountains of money and power of both a normal and supernatural sort! When the time is right the Mardi Gras Joker wishes to bring about the so called Party Apocalypse! A world of dark dystopian damnation like The Purge on steroids! Anarchy run amok amid violent deadly partying, Twisted Metal like competitions, and all hell breaking loose amid the Jokers maniacal laughter! Yeah, the guy is quite nuts!

The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker

The Mardi Gras Jokers cult is known as The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker. The name was designed to give it a more non-menacing sound in order to recruit easily frightened weak-minded members who are looking to toughen up. Mainly the useful idiot types who are easily disposable. Other cult members are in the supernatural know or are being coerced to cooperate with the MG Joker in some way. Either way, virtually every member has a Voodoo Doll fashioned by the Joker himself or one of his top Voodoo disciples. This ensures further control over the cult member should they look to leave or betray their dark master. The eradication of this deadly doll is necessary to escape the cult!

The Wayward World Of The Mardi Gras Cult

The calamitous cult it hides in the shadows of the official Carnival Krewes of Mardi Gras who most famously have parade floats and balls during the holiday. Of course, some of those Krewes have secret sub-krewes that are dark cults in their own right. Some have links to the Jokers Cult. Threaded within these cults are The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker’s own floats and dark parties of ritualistic sex and sacrifices! The height of this terror takes place between Midnight and through the Devil’s Hour on Mardi Gras. An unholy heinous mass ritual blood sacrifice to Voodoo spirits takes place somewhere in the Louisiana Bayou! This begins by releasing victims into the swampy woods and then hunting them down for sport. They are dragged back to a Voodoo alter for the final kill. Then a mystical King Cake is shared among the cult members as they eat over the corpses!

The Mistick Krewe Of The Jolly Joker Networks With Other Filthy Fiends!

If the MG Joker or his cult members toss you beads or other prizes then throw them away immediately and run the other way! You’ve been targeted for termination or worse! There are also cooperative ventures with the cult of The Plague Doctor who works to spread disease across the global landscape. The Mardi Gras Joker is also in cahoots with the notorious Clown Cults. We even have a rumored association with The April Anti-Fool! For the first time in February of 2020, he’s organized a Supervillian convention to counter the supernatural communities Para-Con which features the unsung heroes of our paranormal planet. Various titans of terror agreed to attend on the condition the Joker not declare himself their leader. Especially since quite a few are more powerful than him!

The Nine Disciples Of Voodoo And The Dark Denizens!

The hierarchy of the Cult has the Joker at the top with his nine Disciples Of Darkness next in command. There’s no known order of command nor do we know if he has a right-hand man or woman. The nine are trained by Joker in the art of Voodoo magic. Generally, they spend a great deal of time apart dispensed around the world managing the Jokers various operations outside of Louisiana. There’s a suggestion he’s very stingy in sharing his Voodoo secrets as he fears betrayal. Each of the nefarious Nine has a group of special minions who earned the right to learn Voodoo magic as well. They’re known as the Dark Denizens Of The Joker’s Court. The Mardi Gras Joker also has his own Denizens called The Knights Of The Joker’s Court. They are considered just below the command of the nine. In turn, their Denizens reside beneath that of the MG Jokers. These are generally important people who aren’t easily expendable.

The Mardi Gras Jokers Useful Idiots

Beyond that most cult recruits are privately called Useful Idiots who could be killed or sacrificed for any reason. Even if just for the Joker and his top minion’s amusement! They are usually weak-minded low IQ people with low self-esteem and sometimes big egos that can easily be stroked. Often women flashing their breasts at Carnival celebrations are targeted for recruitment. Perverts milling among the crowds with beads in hand are also fair game. Officially there are various levels of ascension for cult members to obtain via completing dark tasks. With each promotion in the cult, they are given a fake title to make them feel special. They are promised personal audiences with the Joker, lessons in Voodoo, riches and a chance to get sweet revenge against those who have wronged them in life. If they’re lucky they might catch a glimpse of the Joker every so often.

Beware Of The Joker In New Orleans During Mardi Gras

This supernatural criminal cult is a malevolent motley crew you should avoid at all costs! Do not fall for the charismatic charm and empty promises of recruitment members. The Joker himself is known to mill among the New Orleans celebrations to personally target victims for his crimes and as cult members. Whenever someone tries to capture him several cult members swoop in to block the way while he vanishes into the sewers! If you spot The Mardi Gras Joker, and his cohorts, do not attempt to apprehend them. Immediately contact Mystic Investigations, your nearest paranormal investigations crime-fighting firm, or the US Paranormal Defense Agency. In addition, any joking about him being similar to the Joker from Batman is a really bad idea. He will fly into a violent rage if you even dare infer he’s a comical fool! Realistically he is far more of a threat than any incarnation of Gotham City’s Joker!🃏 | Get Mardi Gras Party Supplies & Costumes Here |

The Superhero Patriot Woman Thwarts The Mardi Gras Joker!

The self-proclaimed Voodoo powered leader of Mardi Gras known as The Mardi Gras Joker was up to his old nefarious tricks on February 13th, 2018! There are many tales of the despicable acts perpetuated by him and his thugs throughout the year. Particularly on Mardi Gras as he seeks to turn its debauchery into a completely dark holiday of horror! During 2018’s New Orleans festivities one such evil enterprise was interrupted by none other than the superhero born form the chemical laden ashes of September 11th, 2001. Of course we speak of the amazing Patriot Woman!

The Mardi Gras Joker’s Extortion Plot

The Joker and his minions videotaped a somewhat tipsy thirty-something woman displaying her bare bosoms repeatedly for worthless shiny beads. Her forty-something husband was there cheering her on in drunken revelry. As they milled through the crowd the jolly Joker clad in his crazy Jester costume and make-up cornered them. He showed them the video on his trusty tablet and demanded money for his extortionist plot. The Jokers top hacker determined the couple had prestigious high paying careers ripe for the terrifying taking. The husband attempted to attack him but he stuck a pin in a Voodoo Doll and the man gripped his heart in pain. The wife attempted to intervene but two of the Joker’s thugs held her back while lewdly groping her with smug smiles on their faces. The trio of darkness cackled with glee as they led the unlucky couple down an alley and into an empty warehouse. There the husband and wife were thrown into separate cages and informed that they would pay the money or be publicly disgraced with the videotape. Worse yet they might never see the light of day again until they comply. The husband reluctantly wired the couples life savings to the maniacal Joker. It was estimated to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $550,000! Read The Rest Of This Sorted Story On Our Paranormal News Blog…