The Devil Walks Among Us! Dimitri Diablo Rules Hell Again!

Hi Angela! I hope you’re doing well? Yes we always love going to Hawaii. I feel a lot safer swimming in the Pacific Ocean rather then the Atlantic, or Caribbean Sea where I have to worry about the Atlantean Mermaid royalty kidnapping me.

That’s what I get for taking the garbage out in the alley. I should have just thrown it into the next booth at the Para-Con conference. It was just two quacks selling some ghost buster gun that was basically a toy rather than a real weapon. After we called them out on it they got angry, and said,”Don’t screw with our sales!”. Then they ignored us the whole time. From now on Xavier, or Drake can take the damn trash out to the dumpster! 🙂

Admittedly I had some fun messing with those guys who broke into my house. Although I did think about handing them over to the Amazonians as we have with others. Unfortunately they’re kind of at their limit for male criminal slaves. There’s female members of the supernatural community from around the world who have been sending them prisoners.

Milwaukee? I went there once, and it’s a hell hole! Of course not anywhere as bad as Detroit but I guess I really hate cities to begin with. It was back in the old days when Xavier, Michael, and I traveled about the country taking paranormal cases. We all grew up in rural areas so we can end up helpless in urban settings when it comes to finding our way around. We were hired to discreetly take care of a haunting at the Milwaukee Public Museum. It turned out to actually be a reanimated mummy rather than a haunting. We got lost for three hours by the chaotic insanity of all the street signs pointing in every direction. We asked for directions a couple of times, and the last time we ended up being robbed by a gang of punks. Well they tried anyway. We mopped the pavement with them! Xavier said,”To hell with this man. Lets blow this hell hole!” But I calmed him down, and we eventually found the Museum where we spent the next three days sleeping there at night. After we dispatched the Egyptian mummy who was being reanimated by a night watchman/wizard. It turned out the real night watchman was tied, and gagged in a storage locker in the sub-basement. After the case was over we got our $1000 pay, and sped out of that city as quick as possible. Okay we actually crawled through the snail slow traffic, and got lost again. We finally made it to open country in two hours. We then went to visit Xavier, and Michael’s parents in Washington Island. I took a skinny dip in Lake Michigan. Xavier’s Father kept staring at me for some reason. 🙂 His mother asked why I was swimming in the filthy lake. They thought for sure I’d get sick especially after I kept gulping the water down.

Duanna is doing great. She’s happy to have the opportunity to assuage her guilt about having a hand in locking Meistiensos away in that tomb for so many centuries. Her, and Father Tom have given their relationship a break. I guess he’s having another moral crisis. Conflicted about Duanna’s free spirited lifestyle flying in the face of his Catholic faith.

Yes I heard Diablo is battling many demonic factions vying for control along with the Devil’s royal family trying to take Hell back. I suppose he wouldn’t have time to make an inter-dimensional communication to you. As for Slenderman he doesn’t seem like the chatty type. He was here on Halloween. Zack was faced with potentially having to take him on alone as Slender targeted some tick o treaters. Thankfully we think the Slenderman Assassin scared him off.

After I typed the last sentence above I got up to hug Drake for you! 😉 He was at the copy machine making copies. Seth, Ashley’s Werewolf boyfriend, and our new research assistant was sitting there doing that Rob Schneider Making Copies thing. “The Drakester, the Drakeinator, the Drakemeister making copies. Drake!” Drake just ignored him. Then I came in, and said,”We don’t pay you to do bad Rob Schneider impressions Sethinator!” After I hugged Drake, and walked out of the room I heard Drake say,”Seth what’s your blood type? I’m hungry.” I never heard a reply from Seth. :).