Poltergeists Cause Tiger Woods Ex-Wife, Elin Nordegren, To Demolish $12 Million Dollar Home

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife, Elin Nordegren, decided to enjoy her $100 million dollar divorce settlement and bought a $12 million home in North Palm Beach, Florida. Then she inexplicably demolished it, and now it’s nothing but rubble. Many were puzzled as to why she’d destroy a luxurious six-bedroom. and eight-bathroom mansion. The mainstream media simply said she didn’t like the house, and bulldozed it like a small child having an angry fit.

Mystic Investigation Paranormal News did some digging after hearing some rumors that this story may in fact be supernatural in nature. We found out the reason Elin destroyed the mansion because it was infested with multiple poltergeists that were terrorizing her, and just her. The poltergeists were acting in an unusual manner, and not targeting her kids as well. For a time she thought she was going crazy because nobody else was experiencing the demonic apparitions, the death curdling screaming in the dead of the night waking her from a sound sleep, the wretched sulfuric stinks, and sub-zero cold drafts. She finally contacted a Florida supernatural investigations firm called Ghosts r Us, and they confirmed the odd multiple poltergeist home invasion. Generally, Poltergeists work alone, and never in concert targeting one person.  Unfortunately, Ghosts r Us, and even a Catholic Priest known for exorcisms could not cleanse the home of the horrific evil. Too bad Elin didn’t contact us here at Mystic Investigations. We always get the job done no matter what because we’re the best in the paranormal business.

Her only option left was to destroy the huge house, and have the ground blessed by multiple Priests who actually bathed it with tons of holy water. Now the hallowed grounds are ready for rebuilding after three separate metaphysical investigations firms confirmed the property was free of paranormal activity. Hopefully, this will be the end of Ms.Nordegren’s supernatural problems. Although, we fear it won’t after researching the cause of the poltergeists infestation more completely.

The history of Elin, and the house was clean of any violence or Devil worship so the only explanation was that someone powerful sicked these demons upon her. We learned that it was a wicked witch who goes simply by the name Rexanna. Evidence indicates she was briefly linked as a Tiger Woods love interest but Tiger broke it off when he discovered she was into the dark Pagan arts. She was obsessed with him and stalked him until he hired a powerful Warlock named Alexzano to repel her unwanted advances. Apparently, she feels great jealously over Tiger being seen with his ex-wife occasionally which is understandable since they have children together. We have shared our findings with both Woods, and Nordegren so hopefully they can neutralize the Rexanna menace. Certainly, we here at Mystic Investigations would be more than happy to take on Rexanna and eliminate her as a threat to anyone. We will keep you apprised of the situation as more events arise.

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Frightening Accident At St. Louis Haunted House

A Halloween haunted house was host to some real horrors on Halloween night 2011.  The house is an attraction of the popular horror-themed amusement park known as Horror Haven Theme Park.  The house of hellish horrors has been critically acclaimed as being quite authentic.  Almost to the point that people swear there are real ghosts, and other paranormal activity going on within its blood stained walls.  However, park officials guarantee it’s just clever props, holographic projectors, various other special effects, and actors in expensive costumes.  Each year there are always a few heart attacks, and some trips, and falls within the dimly lit foggy halls, but this year a horrifying incident took place.  Something so terrifying that the attraction was closed down while police swat were called to the scene as shots bellowed forth into the dark cold night.

22-year-old Dan Flunker was preparing to get into his deranged chain saw-wielding serial killer costume when he was bludgeoned from behind.  He’s currently in the hospital in stable condition.  The attacker then proceeded to stuff his body in a locker, and put on Dan’s costume.  Police later identified this man as 34-year-old Pat Raedemaeker, a traveling water salesman from Edison, NJ with a wife, and two kids.  Pat somehow knew exactly where to go in the dark corridors of the haunted manor, and he took Dan’s standard position in which to scare paid patrons.  Within 30 minutes of the attraction’s opening, the house was crowded to capacity.  The chain saw-wielding serial killer character is supposed to stay behind a wire mesh gate so there’s no chance of the running chain saw coming in contact with any guests of the haunted house.  However Pat leaped out of the cage with the chain saw roaring full-on, and he began brutally attacking random people.  The screams of horror could be heard throughout the house, and out into the crowd outside.  A few unidentified good Samaritans attempted to subdue Pat but they were ripped to shreds by the chain saw.  The macabre massacre continued for 15 minutes until the police swat team arrived, and entered the house whose lights were fully illuminated by park officials.

Police made their way through the bloody carnage that included 14 dead, and 23 wounded.  Eventually, they cornered Mr.Raedemaeker in a mock morgue full of latex corpses.  He lunged at police with his rattling chain saw, and they opened fire on him.  He was killed instantly, and his family was notified.  When we spoke with his wife she was shocked to learn that Pat was not only responsible for the haunted house massacre, but probably also responsible for a string of murders across the United States that coincided with his sales trips.  She apologized to the families of the victims at a news conference, as a candlelight vigil was held outside the haunted house on November 2nd, 2011.  The attraction finally re-opened on December 7th, 2011, and has been doing triple the business it would be doing so close to the Christmas season when most people aren’t interested in horror.  Unfortunately, it seems many have a fascination with the macabre, and many are reporting genuine hauntings at the manufactured haunted house.  Even employees have secretly reported that demonic specters of hell have appeared without any projectors along with unholy stenches, screams of terror from thin air, and objects flying about without invisible wires.  Four paranormal investigations firms, including Mystic Investigations, have concluded that indeed the haunted house is now seriously haunted by the angry victims of the slain, and another evil force as well.

Despite the justice of Mr.Raedemaeker’s death, the spirits of the slaughtered are being held in the house.  Most likely against their will.  Various psychics, including our very own Julia Hathaway, have indicated that Pat ascended to the level of Poltergeist with the help of Demonic forces.  Now the house is a literal hell on Earth.  We and others are working to take down this powerful poltergeist and free the dead so they may cross over to the afterlife, and rest in peace.  For now, we can only pray for their immortal souls.  Despite our recommendation to close down the house for good, park officials can only see dollar signs as crowds pour into the now truly authentic haunted manor.  May God have mercy on all the innocent souls that pass into the hellish halls of horror!

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